Your mama is so...............

 Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
 Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
 Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she exhales her teeth have to duck.
 Yo mama's breath is so stank, she eats odor eaters.
 Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
 Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.
 Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
 Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
 Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
 Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.
 Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
 Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
 Yo mama's forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
 Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
 Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk
 Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.
 Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
 Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it.
 Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass.
 Yo mama's head is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed.
 Yo mama's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it.
 Yo mama's head is so nappy, her comb had to get dentures.
 Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.
 Yo mama's hair has so much mousse in it, it could deflect bullets.
 Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.
 Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
 Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.
 Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
 Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.
 Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
 Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
 Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
 Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
 Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.
 Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.
 Yo mama is so horny, she puts a dollar over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"
 Yo mama is so horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny.
 Yo mama's tits are so small, she had to tatoo "front" on her chest.
 
 
 
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 10 Yo Mama's So Bald Jokes!
 
 
 Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
 Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
 Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
 Yo mama's so bald, she curls her hair with rice.
 Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed.
 Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
 Yo mama's so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.
 Yo mama's so bald, she looks like a blown up condom.
 Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind.
 Yo mama's so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head.
 
 
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 13 Yo Mama's So Big Jokes!
 
 Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
 Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
 Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
 Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
 Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
 Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
 Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
 Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
 Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
 Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
 Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
 Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
 Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
 
 
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 215 Yo Mama's So Fat Jokes
 
 Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
 Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh!
 Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
 Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
 Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
 Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
 Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
 Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
 Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
 Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
 Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
 Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
 Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
 Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
 Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
 Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
 Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
 Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
 Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
 Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
 Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
 Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
 Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
 Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
 Yo mam's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
 Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
 Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
 Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
 Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
 Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
 Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
 Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
 Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
 Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
 Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
 Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
 Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
 Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
 Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."
 Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.
 Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
 Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
 Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
 Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
 Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
 Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
 Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
 Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
 Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
 Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
 Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
 Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
 Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
 Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
 Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
 Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
 Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.
 Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
 Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.
 Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
 Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
 Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
 Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
 Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
 Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.vYo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
 Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
 Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.
 Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
 Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
 Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
 Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
 Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
 Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
 Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."
 Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
 Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
 Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
 Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.
 Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
 Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
 Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
 Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
 Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."
 Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
 Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
 Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
 Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.
 Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
 Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
 Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
 Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.
 Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
 Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
 Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
 Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
 Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
 Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
 Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
 Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
 Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
 Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
 Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
 Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
 Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
 Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
 Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
 Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
 Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.
 Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
 Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
 Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
 Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
 Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
 Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
 Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.
 Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
 Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
 Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
 Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
 Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
 Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
 Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
 Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache is real.
 Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.
 Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"
 Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."
 Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
 Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
 Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
 Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
 Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in da ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
 Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
 Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."
 Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
 Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
 Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.
 Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."
 Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
 Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
 Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
 Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
 Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.
 Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
 Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.
 Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.
 Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
 Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.