- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
- she thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
- she thought a quarterback was a refund
- if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
- she tripped over a cordless phone
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"... she put "Pisces"
- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
- she studied for a blood test - and failed
- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
- she sold the car for gas money
- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
- she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company
- when she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home