The Random Thoughts Of Erin!

I can come up with weird thoughts. I do it all the time. They always appear @ school in the break which no one has. It's quite scary. I've written them all down so just read along and be frightened. Don't ask me where they come from...they just appear. =)

1. Reality bites.....so bite back
2. Minty gum can get really gross
3. I'm being used.....and I like it
4. I want it, so gimme
5. I like having "fun"
6. Don't hurt me in that fashion
7. I'm delicate u bastard
8. Sex!!!! Now that I have ur attention
9. Go suck...a candy u tweenie
10. Fluffy, fluffy pastry, fluffy and flaky
11. Ur so sexually evil
12. Mmmmm...so sweet
13. I want love
14. "Give it 2 me baby" "Sure thang"
15. Sex is all just a game
16. I just adore a guy with a big....ego
17. So sexually evil it should be illegal
18. *sigh* *moan* *scream*
19. Gimme that sweet lovin' baby
20. I could use this 4 something naughty
21. He's a rotund little creature
22. One wild n crazy sex machine
23. My name is BJ and I'm a sucker
24. Willy's gonna go play with his lucky charms now
25. Dear God he's some hot stuff
26. If ur sexy and u know it.....nevermind
27. Such a slut it's not even funny
28. Sweet like candy is the way 2 go
29. Don't even think about it missy
30. Shake ur bon bon baby
31. I need sexual healing
32. Do ya want my body
33. Analyze this u crack addict
34. If ur sexy and u know it clap ur hands
35. Do the macarena and put some extra shake in it
36. I need some lockaaaaah combos
37. Don't call me baby unless u got a liscense
38. Parting is such sweet sorrow
39. I think he's cheating on me
40. One can never be 2 sure
41. The sexy ppl rn't always the slutty ones
42. It's possible 2 be sexy in sweats
43. Prostitution ain't part of no constitution
44. Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia pets
45. Be a beaver and support Canada, don't wear braces
46. Silly songs 4 silly ppl
47. Don't cry 4 me Argentina! And Canada, America, Japan, China, Mexico, Chile, England, Ireland, Australia, etc, etc
48. Sweet 16 and a drama queen
49. Ding dong the bitch is dead
50. Harrassment in the school halls!
51. Pop yo joint hoe
52. I'm a bloody English babe
53. Chick flicks r snubbed by pricks
54. 2morrow I'll love ya, but 2day, no
55. The unsuspicious r the crazy
56. Insanity isn't just 4 losers anymore
57. Who said crazy ppl suck?
58. Well, I guess the padded walls look comfortablebut I don't know about that jacket. It looks really tight and uncomfortable...I'm sorry, but this place isn't cool enough 2 have me seen around here!
59. Beauty is only skin deep, but what about all those deep cleaning moisturizers and surgeries ppl have 2 make themselves pretty?
60. A little background music sets the "mood"
61. Poker! Poker! Poker! Strip!
62. Diss me then kiss me...plllllllllz...
63. Look @ all the funny ppl Mommy
64. Y be boring when u could put that energy in2 scaring little children?
65. I wanna win....not a lottery, not a game show, not a car, not a dream house.....just ur heart

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