Everything the beginner needs to know about the Turbo Shandy including:

• The Preparation; get one in your glass, quick.
• Drinking Etiquette; don't make an arse of yourself first time out.
• The Dangers; this drink bites, know the risks.

Settle that debate about which genius first dreamt up this lethal combination.  Our dedicated team have scoured the annals of history, and the bars of the present looking for answers.

Read the story here, but be assured of one thing - it wasn't you

Whether you want beauty or destruction, or just some pictures of lads on the lash, this is the place for you. 

Be sure to check out our picture of the week.  Think you deserve Turbo recognition - let us know.

Every session on the Shandies leads to its own set of stories.  We want to hear them.

Learn from people's mistakes, or simply laugh at them - either way, get involved.

Turbo drinking is a serious business, and it's not without casualties.

If your life has been ruined by the Shandy drinking of you or your partner, then click here, and join fellow sufferers.

If Stella and Smirnoff alone just doesn't do it for you, then maybe you need to check out our Turbo Tips.

Remember though, no umbrellas.