Myspace is gay

This website is being created in protest of the gayest thing to ever hit the internet, except of course AOL. Ever since I have came to college every person I know has been saying to people on the internet "lets be friends on myspace" which the other promplty says "I don't even know who you are but because both of us are on my space that means we have a special bond so yes lets be friends." This is exactly how the conversation goes word for word I even have it on a tape recorder and if you still don't believe me, well lick my balls. Then one of my friends tells me to go to myspace and look at some pictures and this is where myspace turns gayer than Richard Simmons, I see her homepage but when I click on a link to see more pictures the piece of shit tells me I have to sign up for myspace before I can look at it. What the fuck is the point of having a webpage on the internet if you have to join the myspace cult just to see it. I started to sign up for myspace and realized that it was going to take five mintes to see a whole webpage, which is exactly five minutes too long. So this site can credit it's existence to myspace's gayness.

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General TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Blaine Brown Birthday: Nov 1 Birthplace: monroe Current Location: Skykomish/Ellensburg Eye Color: blueish-green Hair Color: blonde Height: 5'10" Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: irish mainly The Shoes You Wore Today: nike Your Weakness: Sports Your Fears: none Your Perfect Pizza: meat Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into a good relationship Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol Thoughts First Waking Up: me no wanna go to school me wanna sleepy Your Best Physical Feature: umm say my lips Your Bedtime: 2:00 AM Your Most Missed Memory: Highschool sports Pepsi or Coke: Coke all the way MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: none Do you Smoke: hell no Do you Swear: Fuck no...lol Do you Sing: no Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: im in college Do you want to get Married: yes Do you belive in yourself: yes Do you get Motion Sickness: no Do you think you are Attractive: i dont think about it Are you a Health Freak: no Do you get along with your Parents: yes Do you like Thunderstorms: yes Do you play an Instrument: no In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes In the past month have you Smoked: no In the past month have you been on : no i have been off the whole month lol...wtf is that question In the past month have you gone on a Date: no In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, i like my fish cooked In the past month have you been on Stage: no In the past month have you been Dumped: umm...not in the past month but in the past 4 months well yes lol In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, thieves are fags Ever been Drunk: yes Ever been called a Tease: no Ever been Beaten up: no Ever Shoplifted: what the fuck did i tell you about thieves How do you want to Die: playing a sport What do you want to be when you Grow Up: teacher What country would you most like to Visit: australia In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: blue Favourite Hair Color: blonde Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl Height: shorter than me Weight: depends on your height Best Clothing Style: lol syle is not in my vocab Number of I have taken: wtf?? Number of CDs I own: just acouple but i dont know what this has to do with girls Number of Piercings: i dont have any queerings Number of Tattoos: none Number of things in my Past I Regret: none i dont do stuff that i might regret later CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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