Why Men Are Just Happier People
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>>>Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
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>>>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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>>>Chocolate is just another snack.
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>>>You can be president.
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>>>You can never be pregnant.
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>>>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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>>>You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
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>>>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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>>>The world is your urinal.
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>>>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
>>> this one is just too icky.
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>>>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
>>> bolt.
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>>>Same work, more pay.
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>>>Wrinkles add character.
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>>>Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - - $100.
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>>>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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>>>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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>>>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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>>>One mood -- all the time.
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>>>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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>>>You know stuff about tanks.
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>>>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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>>>You can open all your own jars.
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>>>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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>>>If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
>>> friend.
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>>>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
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>>>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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>>>You almost never have strap prob! lems in public.
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>>>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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>>>Everything on your face stays its original color.
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>>>The same hair! style lasts for years, maybe decades.
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>>>You only have to shave your face and neck.
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>>>You can play with toys all your life.
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>>>Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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>>>One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
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>>>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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>>>You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
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>>>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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>>>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
>> 25 minutes.
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>>>No wonder men are happier