My Favorite Bash.org Quotes

• <Eticam> I work at a computershop
  <Eticam> And you don't wanna know how f***in' STUPID some customers are
  <Eticam> I get questions like:
  <Eticam> "What is better, a scanner or printer?"
  <Eticam> "I'm looking for a serious mouse"
  <Eticam> "My internet doesn't work" "What kind of connection do you have?" "Windows XP"
  <Eticam> "The mouse you sold me is incomplete" "Ma'am, it's meant to have no cable"
  <Eticam> I even had a customer who brought his pc for technical service
  <Eticam> "My dog humped the pc and had an orgasm in the power supply, and it short circuited" "how's the dog?" "Don't know, my wife took him to the vet"
  <Eticam> really, one day I'm gonna shoot myself in front of a customer....
   

• <ckx> women ask for it
  <ckx> they act all old and mature
  <ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
  <ckx> and they get all bitchy
  <ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

• <sWdrUmm01> hey man what are the signs that you have that virus going around? bc my computer has been acting weird as fuck
  <PlopDaWg> idk - what is it ddoing
  <sWdrUmm01> like right now when i try and press enter to send this it wont work
  <sWdrUmm01> on my buddy list when i try to click on a name like six names pop up
  <sWdrUmm01> i cant use any of my numbers
  <PlopDaWg> reinstall aim
  <sWdrUmm01> this is what pops up when i press the number six ^
  <sWdrUmm01> and my num lock wont work
  <PlopDaWg> ur shift key is stuck
  <PlopDaWg> lol
  <sWdrUmm01> lol how do i fix that shit man?
  <PlopDaWg> press it alot
  <PlopDaWg> til it unsticks
  <PlopDaWg> then dont use it
  <sWdrUmm01> shit ok
  <sWdrUmm01> i think i had sticky keys on
  <sWdrUmm01> lol it's working now
  <PlopDaWg> :-)
  <PlopDaWg> easy fix
  <PlopDaWg> lol
  <sWdrUmm01> lol thank man...i'm a big dumb ass
  <sWdrUmm01> when it comes to computers

• [17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
  <D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.

• <Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
  <Relevant> Oops wrong window.