it's tha Peter Black 2008 show
I just called you're girlfriend a ho ,
so what's ya gonna do about it yo ?
Nothing , because you know that she's a ho .
Peter Black's right and I told you before .
Listen to me and let her go , let that fucken ho go
yo , just let that fucken ho go !
She's no good for you or I .
Last Night she punched you in tha eye .
Let her go homie just let her cry .
She won't die ,
At least I don't think so .
Just let her go , homie , I'm , telling you to let her go , homie .
So what's real , I'll tell you fucken what ,
Some people don't know when to keep their fucken mouths shut
But I do and I'll school you on dis ,
be smart , don't act like a fucken bitch .
I'm Peter Black Giving Props out to tha Rich .
Giving Props out to Jugovich
Haterz Fucken with my man Mista Mead end up in da dich
Dissenfranchising with tha 604 cliq an't wise
This is black lagoon tha new record franchise
I want to be like Nefarious Blue and have many wives , many wives
My Cousin Nefarious is a Seik and he has lived many lives .
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" TBA " Peter Black " Black Lagoon - Mista Mead & 604 Cliq Collaboration 11/27/2008 Thursday
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2 " Wife Iz A Bitch "
I'm at home everything seems cool ,
Jugovich , Downlow , Black Lagoon Rule ,
I'm rearanging tha c.d.'s putting them in order
All I hear nowadays on tha radio is a vocoder ,
Tecknology's changed so much It's like I can't keep up
Everyday there's something new to set up
But that's not the only thing
These woman nowadayz are bing
They talk so much shit , their mouth moves so fast
They wear tight pants to show off their ass
Looking for commitmint , but only when their over 30
After High School girls get so so dirty
From 18 to 30 all they do is fuck
Have multiple boyfriends fuck and suck in da truck
It's funny how woman turn to skanks when their 18
In junior high they all wanted to wait , oh what a dream
Telling fairytale stories about what they gonna do when they grew up ,
Dumb bitch just shutup
You're not gonna lose you're virginity when you get married
You're not cinderella and I'm not you're ferry .
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Chorus
Dumb Girl you act so precious
When you turn 18 you wanna bust some nutz
Now you're in you're 20's and you're scandeleous slutz
Having 2 boyfriends in one night
You're shitz loose it's not tight
Now you're 30 and you want to get married
How many dicks has you're pussy carried ?
Allways screaming and yelling oh you fucken bitch
Peter Black's Wife Iz A Bitch
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I was in tha house one day
My wife told me she's very busy today
Stop what you're doing and let's have sex
I told my wife I was busy and I wasn't ready for sex
Then she got really mad and started swearing
She wanted that big fat Peter Black dick tearing
Yeah well I want you cunt , but just not right now
I'm reorganizing that c.d.'s give me half n hour don't have a cow
No , my wife said no
You're hobbies are more important so I'm gonna leave
I didn't say nothing I just let my wife percede
to leave the house and go to her stupid dumb appointments
Where exactly are these appointments ?
Do you really need em ? Oh I guess you woman really need them .
So someone can hear you're voice
Say all those stupid feminim things choice
You don't want to talk to you're man
Well dumb stupid baby oh man
I'm mad at you for walking out
I'm not talking to you till you apologise no doubt
How could you treat Peter Black so bad
This an't a group home and I an't you're Step Dadd .
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Chorus
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Now it's nighttime and I'm just kicking back
I just had my dinner , Black 4 Jack
Then my cell phone goes off
It's my old lady calling I just laugh and cough
I an't gonna pick it up , I'm still mad at her
I'm gonna take my time enjoy my wine yes sir
A couple minutes later she calls again
This time she leaves a message on my answering machine speaken '
She tells me she's so sorry
She tells me that she's so horney
She'll do anything to make it up for me
Cook diner even let me stick it in her ass so crazy
She's so sorry she's been such a bitch
She'll do anything for me oh man what a bitch
She calls 10 minutes later and I answer it
My wife says she' s sorry and she wants to give me it
I say okay , come back home ,
It's better to get laid then to be all alone
Now she comes home and she take me to the room
We're fucken and sucken in tha bedroom
I'm about to cum and she tells me to pull out
Fucken woman these days don't want to have to much kids no dought
What ever happened to the good old days when woman had 5 or 6 kids ,
Peter Black loves a familly and I love lot's of kids
I love my wife because she's got a tight warm cunt ,
Sometimes It's shaved , sometimes it's not
All that we go through for this
My wife iz a Bitch !
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Chorus
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The End
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2 " Wife Iz A Bitch " Black Lagoon 11/28/2008 Friday
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3 " Everyday "
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Chorus :
Everyday I Hustle Stack Chips Break Bread Get My Mayanise
Everyday I Ride Collide West Side Van East BCGZ 187 em dead
Everyday I Sex , Chase Skirts , Run with tha joggers , flirt , Duece magirt
Everyday I floss , boss , rick ross , vanilla Ice , oh I'm as cold as ice
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Everyday All Day Everyday
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Chorus End
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Everyday I stunt
On point stay blunt
Man about my buisness
Worry about you're self please mind you're own business
I don't like to hate
But I enjoy a good date
With the freak of the month
Beautifull British Columbia woman I humpth
Puffen blowen' house down
Breaken' everybody up to the compound
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Legend from tha Rich
Putting Haterz in tha dich
Maken money cashin g'z
Listening to old school Real R-I-C-G'z
Props always gonna out to those who don't front
Good woman that know how to satisfy their man
Actions first ask questions later
Like M.C. Dubb I don't have time 4 a Hater .
Just got time for a moneymaker
Peter Black tha 70's kid heart breaker
Looking good every day of my life
I gotta do it , flex and muscle to it
This rap that I love
These crazy Canadian woman that I thug
In tha chatlines 604-629-9999
Having lot's of fun getten myn
Or even 604-257-5757
Met a big fat blag girl oh heaven
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It's another great day things are moving
It's Friday night and tha Parties Grooving
Listing to that Black Lagoon
Everybodies staying up tonight nobody wants to go home too soon
This is one good life we liven
There an't nothing like that West Coast Liven
Hustling making money all the time
Living it up always on tha grind
Improving on tha daily
Meeting some drunkeez so crazy
They all use rubberz cause they don't want no babies
They are so casual
the things they do in bed are unimanigible
Lot's of lust in Vancouver
The skirts are quick to do ya
Men on a mission
American Thanksgiving
Black Friday brings some good deals
Rappers on tha mike shake what they feals .
And they feel this on tha daily
Black Lagoon Jugovich maken ' em crazy
Chorus
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The End
3 " Everyday " Black Lagoon 11/28/2008 Friday
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4 " So Siccc "
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I'm so siccc with mith dick
I play with it on tha daily
I suck my dick sometimes mayby
You wanna suck my dick oh you must be crazy
I'm always running and jogging into the bush I an't lazy
I gotta get myn like M.C. Breed
Greater Vancouver's got all I need
It's gott lot's of girls with big titties and hairy clits
It's got lot's of parks where I can take big shits
Have fun run after dogs and burn logs
If you've got game you can live for free in Burns Bog
But I 'd rather live in the bush in Medicine Hat
Work at Lake Side stack my money fat
The airs so dry out there
I live in the bush in Medicine Hat and nobody cares
Everybodies busy with their own lives
Rick Jabs is up all night eating chives
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Chorus :
I'm so siccc wit tha gangsta
I'm so siccc
I'm so siccc I'll suck my own dick
I'm so siccc
I'm so siccc I'll shove a toothpic up my bum and dick
I'm so siccc
I'm so siccc I'll run around naked King George Park with a hockey stick
I'm so siccc , so siccc , muthafucka I'm Peter Black and I'm siccc !!!
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I'm so siccc when I get up everyday
Always thinken about scratch and pay
Today is a good day because everythings going my way
Just saw Duece's boss on the highway
He was drinking a lotta of liquor
So I hitchhiked with him to make things a little sicccer
Have some beer he told me No problem I told him back
I told him my name and that I was Black 4 Jack
Then I asked the boss if he ever ate a big mack
At Mc Donalds and I have some in my luch bag
I told he I've got a big mack too but it's not from Mc Donalds
It's located between my legs and it fundles
The boss stoped the car and told me to get out
I grabbed the pencil and put it in his penis and he screamed no dought
He'll never forget that day no dought as I ran away
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I called up Crazy K to meet me one day
We went to Minoru Park on a Sunday
We talked for a while untill I got all horney and shit
I told Crazy K look at my pants I got a big dick
He jumped and smiled , no way he exiled
Can I hold it he asked no Crazy I passed
You an't a jogger and you don't have a job
Crazy let's see you're teeth have you ever done a blow job
Crazy was getting excited and delighted
Then I got out my pencil and I put it up his bum
It hurt so much Crazy K went numb
I ran away again I had so much fun
Time to go to Superstore and get some free food
It's lunch time and I'm a hungry dude
My dick looks like a carrot
And it bights like a pharrot
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Chorus
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The End
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4 " So Siccc " The Black Lagoon 12/02/2008 12:00 P.M. Tuesday
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5 " I've Got Rhymez Galore "
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Chorus :
Sing
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Baby , I've got Rhymez Galore
Oh yeah , baby , I've got Rymez Galore
When we're loving on tha floor
When we're finished you tell me you want more
Well baby I've got Rhymez Galore ,
Rhymez Galore , Baby I've got Rhymez Galore
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Sing
My girlfriend , she's a hell of a woman
She makes me breakfast every morning
After eating she gets me going
Whatever I do today I'll be thinking of you
You treat me so good I'll never be cheating on you
I tell all my friends I'm so lucky to be with you
My day goes by so quickly because later on tonight I'll be sleeping with you
All my co-workers say Peter Black why you so happy ?
We've got a lot of work to do and the weather's so crappy
Why you always so happy Peter , why you always so happy ?
I tell em :
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It's the end of the day , I'm leaving my job
I got all my work done , I an't no slob
I work hard for my money , so I got to work hard for my baby
You only live life once and you can't be lazy
I stop by my friends house to see how he's doing
Chat for half n hour then I get moving
Stop by the liquor store to get me some wine
I know later on tonight I'll be having a great time
The clouds clear up and its sunny
I laugh to myself and I think it's funny
That I keep on coming with these rhymez and I never stop or quit
I play this game like Chess everything's gotta fit
I call you up on the phone and you tell me you're waiting for me
Better get something sexy on it's going down baby
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Chorus
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Rap :
So many pieces to the pussle
My voice and lyrics you cannot muzzle
Significantly I'm dominant on tha mike
These waters I cruise are tight
Listen when I talk , Saduce you when I walk
Flow wit these mellowdies like tha Pacific
You're legs and body are intriscic
Eyes beautifull like the sea stone
I'll kiss and kudle all over the home
I love you're body every inch and centi - metre
I'll go downtown on you just like a beaver
Rolling up and down , skin to skin
Vitamins , minerals and gin sing
Pashion in every kiss
I know you love this
It's great to have a beautifull girl like you in my world
When we lie down together I love it when you play with my curl
Let's dance the night away
And sleep in all day
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Chrous
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The End
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5 " I've Got Rymez Galore " Black Lagoon 11/02/2008 Tuesday 1:00 P.M. Broadway & Commercial
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6 " Let Me Put This Big Boy In You're Life "
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You sexy girl my names Peter Black I'm here to rock you're world
Fall Into my arms I'll take care of you
All night together I can be with you
You sexy bitch you really turn me on
When we have sex I put it in strong
When I choose you I know I wasn't wrong
It's very successfull you're days are so stressfull
So come here at night and let me take you're stress away
After a night with me you'll have a great day !
And after the foreplay you can tell you're girlfriends about me
All the great special things about me
And then you're girlfriends can become my friends too
And you know we'll have so many great things to do
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Chorus
You're Body is bangen
Let Peter Black put this big boy in you're life
You're pussy looks hairy and tight
Can I put this big boy in you're life
If you fuck me good I'll make you my wife
Let Me Put This Big Thing In You're Life
Nobody can satisfy like I can
So Let Me Put This Big Thing In You're Life !!
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Chorus End
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You don't have to be quiet you can let you're emotions go free
You do anything you want when you're fucken with me
I'll lick you're legs , I'll suck you're pussy clit
Let Me Put My Dick In You're Bum Where You Took A Shit
If you're hairy down there I can eat you're pussy hairs
Put some honey on them who cares
I'll suck you're clit so good
It's not broadway it's hollywood
Tell you're friends Peter Black likes to go down
I lick their vaginas untill they go red brown
Peter Black likes big titties
No doubt about it my sexy kitties
Breasts turn me on so badly
I like looken at shirt tops so badly
I wanna grab you breast and hold on you're titties
Suck on you're titties , If you 're a single mom I'll drink you're titties
I hope you give me a lot of vitamins with you're breast milk
When I grab you're ass it feels like silk
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Chorus
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Step Daddy J :
J Child 2008 , tha year of the hate
But it's also the year I drink some titty milk with my steak
Sexy girl come here I wanna freak ya
Take off you're bra I wanna geek ya
Then lay down in the bed and clean ya
Welcome to my world it's 5000 J
Baby hold on it's gonna be okay
My cell phone rings and it's black majic lady
She starts yelling at me telling me some things that are crazy
Stuff that's not true don't make any sense
Mayby she's lonly and looking for suspence
She hangs up before I can tell her off
Fucken bitch get a life stop prankcalling people you jackoff
Anyways let's get back to what we where doing
Some good sexy times are what we're persuing
Touch my muscles when I go down on you
It's my Croatian Tongue that will do
All most anything to help satisfy you
Give you multiple orgasims just like that
What do you think about that Peter Black ?
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Chorus
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Talk A Little
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The End
6 " Let Me Put This Big Boy In You're Life " Black Lagoon 12/03/2008 Wensday Commercial and Broadway
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7" I Wanna &*(k you're Mother ! "
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I'm the shower water's so hot
I've got the soap and I put it in the right spot
I'm feeling really good when I touch myself
Just a little over here I'm feeling stilth
I put moisterising cream all over my body
I gotta look good so them hoes can't be snooby
Lock my hair in a pony tail and throw on my Orange Hat
Put on some orange clothes now I'm looking real fat
I go outside it's a beautifull night
I walk by the park and I see a great sight
Some kids with their mother walking
I couldn't believe how sexy this mother was so I started talking
How are you doing tonight my dear
You 're so fine are you single and clear
She told me yes and I jumped in the air
My pants almost came off and I didn't even care
Then her oldest son told her let's go
I wanna go home and watch t.v and so
I asked her can I come along too ?
She smiled at me and said yes yahoo !
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Chorus
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You sexy bitch
You look so fine
You're a top notcher
When I take off you're clothes I wanna watch you
I'm might be you dream lover
I wanna fuck you're mother !!
Fuck Fuck , Suck Suck , Fuck Fuck , Suck Suck Suck , I Wanna Fuck You're Mother !!
X 2
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Chorus End
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I'm in her house talking to her
Saying how great she is and that her skin is soft like fur
I asked her in bed does she pur ?
She told me I've got to find out
This is going to be a very fun time no dought
The kids all go to the living room
She puts the T.V. on for them then she invites me to the bedroom
In the bedroom she crawls on her bed
Sticks out her tongue and invited me to her bed
I take off her clothes , she takes off myn too
I'm guiddy with excitement there's so much we can do
Lick my chest , lick my body , sexing and fucken you're mother is my hoby .
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She spread open her legs so I put it in
I'm pretty shure she's not Mexican
Up Up yep I hit tha spot
She grabbed my hair and told me Peter Don't Stop
I'm siccc in the head so I'm glad you grabbed my head
I'll fuck you real good I'm gonna break your bed
My dick is long makes you moan and sqeak
I'm not incredible e I'm not a geek
But what I am baby is a West Coast Playa 4 Life
I'm Peter Black you know I've never had a wife
Nefarious Blue is my cousin and I'll fuck you by the dozen
You don't need to go to Main and Marine to get you're dozen roses
Just freak it with Peter Black and give out a dozen sexual poses
I wanna fuck you're mother because she's got big tits
I wanna fuck you're mother because after I fuck her I take big shits
I wanna fuck you're mother because she drives a nice car
I wanna fuck you're mother because she treats me like a superstar
I wanna fuck you're mother because she's always horney
I wanna fuck you're mother because she dresses corney
I wanna fuck you're mother because she always sucks my dick
I wanna fuck you're mother because she says Peter Black 's siccc !
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Chorus
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The End
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7" I Wanna &*(k you're Mother ! " Black Lagoon Tuesday December.9 2008
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8 Under Tha Sheets
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Sing :
Under The Sheets
I want something to eat
I want something to grab and beat
I want a freak 21 times a week
We Can Have Some Fun , under the sheets
We Can Flip it , Freek It, Seik It , Baho Guru Geet it
Ohhh , under tha sheet .
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Chorus End
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Peter Black Rap
Under tha sheets their is so much fun
Sticking pencils into my bum
Grabbing my cock I'm jerking off
Don't bother me I playing with my self in the sheets so fuck off
Can't you see this is the best thing I could do with my time
When I play with my self under the sheets I get ideas for a rhyme
Porno Magazines and Telivision I don't really need
I just use my mind it's very usefull in deed
I can sing to myself under the sheets
Do a freestyle rap about myself being in heat
I can tell you're mother to come here with me
I don't care get the sheets dirty let's pee .
Urination all over my bed
Instead of going to the washroom let's take a shit instead
Let's take a shit in my bed it's so good
I don't have time to go to the washroom wood
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Chorus
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Let's have a great time on my penis sprinkle some crystal lime
Now suck the crystals off my penis
My cum is ready to come out and it's hot like venus
I put my legs over my head and try to suck my toes
Don't try this at home without Peter black you stupid hoes
I do an ab crunch and then I suck my dick
I scratch my ass with my dad's toothpic
I stick my hand down my bum
poke myself in the ass it's all good fun
Jump up and down under tha sheets
Looking real dumbfounded like some arab shieks
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Chorus
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I grabbed a pencil and brought it to my bed
I grabbed some more pencils out of my shed
I was feeling horney and I didn't give a shit
I'm Peter Black I put the pencil in my dick !!
It felt so good when I hit my wood
I grabbed another pencil and I put it in my bum
With all of my pencils I was having so much fun
I took my hair and put it in my dick
I bent down and I started licking that shit
It felt real good cause I like doing it
Under tha sheets I'm renewing it !
Under my muthafucken sheets I'm reviewing it
After a week my sheets are stained and extemly dirty
So I call up my seik cousin to come and pick em up
Nefarious Blue take em back to you're house for a cleanup
Cause Peter Black doesn't know how to clean clothes
But like Step Daddy J I do know how to pimp hoes
That's why I don't need a 9 to 5 I gets myn
Under Tha Sheets I Get Freaky with myself for a time
I lose my mind , I lose my voice
Under tha sheets is Peter Black's Choice
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Chorus
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The End
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8 " Under Tha Sheets " Black Lagoon 12/9/2008/Tuesday
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9 Love Tha Black
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Sick and Twisted
Pick and Conjested
I got the biggest collection of running shoes
I don't hang out at liquor stores and drink boose
I push and push boss play like George Bush
Making Haterz Run Turning Them into mush
A super hero like Batman
Christmas like Santa Claus the Fat Man
Peter 's Coming To A Hood Near You For Some Gifts For You
If you've been bad boys then I can't give you any toys
Deep into the night making lots of noise
King Of The Jungle King Of King George Park
It's pretty quiet these days after dark
Summer turns to Fall , Fall turns to Winter
You play with wood and fire you get a splinter
I don't have so much pain I put my faith in God
Things are always looking up cause I look to the above
It's just the game that I kick and my rhymez that are so sick
They got my back
Cause they love tha Black
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Children , Teenagers , Adults , Grandparents , Greatgrandparents All Go Jack
They Love Tha Black
Presidents , Primeministers , Kings , Queens , Priemeres , Mayors all hit tha sack
They Love Tha Black
Canadians , Americans , Mexicans , Guatamalans , Croatians , Ukrainians , Russians feel the impact
They all love the Black
When you listen to these rhymez and hit these tymes mack
They Love Tha Black
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Chorus Ends
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Days Turn Into Nights , Nights turn into years
Things Change as the morning fog clears
Battles Won and Lost
Playaz in the game paying the cost
Sometimes you win , sometimes you lose
I stay up all night and practice my tools
I can't really help the fools
I stay true to the game
I feel no pain because I'm not lame
That's why they love me
That's why they chrish me
Treasure me and offer great big presents to me
Respect is earned no given
Money comes to you sometimes it's hidden
I find things everywhere
Bags , Jackets and Healthcare
Finders Keepers Losers Weepers
I'm been around tha block
Some things I could tell you would truly indeed shock !
Been places you never wanna be but I liked it
Got punched kicked in the back of my head in February 2002 but I liked it
Where are those haterz now ? Nowhere
My cousin Nefarious Blue put a seik curse on them and there
They love tha black that's why if they mess with the Black Nefarious Blue puts a seik curse on them
I only only roll with the real men
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Chorus
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Fire and water kill and slaughter
Make money get that honey
Night clubs that charge are a waste of money
That's why it's the Chatline for me
604-257-5757 for you and me
Meet a freak or a friend
Practice practice and you'll win in the end
Exercise stay healthy
Be spiritual pray mentality
I could seduce you're mind with my brain
I was born like that , I was born with this game
That's why they love me
That's why I get stuff for free babe
I just keep on funking it up you know what
Wear something real cool that's what's up
It's the appearance that tantilizes the scenses
Work out , make love at the forenzes
Shower boss it up look lovely
Got a big old afro puff like Bill Cosby
I shave my myself twice a week
I could do it 21 times a week that's why I'm a freak
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Chorus
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The End
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9 " Love The Black " Black Lagoon 12/10/2008/Wensday
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10 Black and Blue
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I love my cuz
That's not the latest word or tha buzz
Nefarious Blue is my blood
He's my familly and I've got nothing but love
He's my homie , he's my thug
Anything he needs any time
We hang out together and do some rap rhymez
Talk to each other about what's going on in our lives
I feel good when I hang out with my cuz
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Nefarious Blue Rap
Hangen with you Peter I have so much fun
I go crunk I go ko ko dumb
Hangen at that Broadmour 7-11
Flirting with the girls teven
Me and Peter Black kick that smack bozack rat ta tat
We both like meeting girls that are curvey and fat
On that Live Links Chatline
After 10 P.M. Wensday Nights it's that good hotline
604-257-5757
These big girls you meet are from heaven
Nice First Nation Girls Nice big hips and sexy banock bum
Get with Black and Blue yum yum yum .
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Chorus :
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Black and Blue
Cousinz Fo Life What's Ya Gonna Do ?
Black and Blue
Peter Black and Nefarious Blue Forever We Stay True
Black and Blue
Neafious Blue's My Cousin
Black and Blue
Peter Black's My Cousin
Black and Blue
It's a Pervert and a Seik nothings changed nothing's new
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Chorus End
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Peter Black Rap :
When I first saw my cousin I know he was gonna be someone special
Someone who could walk the walk with much potential
Nefarious was born a seik crypt
49 th and Main it's straight off the gangsta tip
English and Punjabi
Steak with my bambi
From East Vancouver to East Richmond we get it done
From Shellmont to Hastings we have lot's of fun
Hangen out by that Fraser River
Dope rhymes we will always deliver
Making all the haterz quiver
We do it like that because we cool like that
Making a fat girl purr like a cat
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Nefarious Blue Rap :
And you can bet she's gonna purr all night long
When she with Blue she better hold on strong
Because like my Cousin Peter I'm a bread winner
I'm a real go - getter and a real sinner
I castrate , mutilate a spinner
I hate woman that wanna play us for some chumps
I put these woman in the south arm pool dumps
Hangen out with our home boy Step Daddy J
We write rhymes , eat good food , exercise all through the day
Living that good life could never go though that strife
Satisfation always guarenteed
Green like that Cowichin Weed
At the night club straight rub - ba - dub
It's Black and Blue Dub
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Chorus
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Peter Black Rap : It's straight litigation when Peter Black and Nefarious Blue are on the scene
It's the allstar conference united dream team
I ko - kick that rap like strap la nat
And hit the babeball far with the bat
I'm a good athlete because it's in my jeans
I never stopped I always chased my dreams
Always played on the best teams
Team like Jugovich and Black Lagoon
Dry like tha dessert Mount Seymour like tha moonsoon
I made a lot of money in Richmond with the cool homie Paul Comb
playing basketball at Richmond High in the mid - 90's
In the 80's there was a lot of tighties
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Nefarious Blue Rap
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Tighties and whities and sunshine coast Powel River outees
Barbeques and Steak views pizza and lobster
I get my lobster from Superstore not from the Keg Restaurant monster
$ 50 a plate that's way too expensive
I rather go to my mother's house and get surpalative
Go to my mother's house and eat for free
Drinks and Dessert free too it's so easy
Me and Peter go to Superstore buy Chicken and eat it at Subway
Then we hang out bust rymes by the creek
It's how we do when we neet
Sqeeky clean from my feet to my head
I like um 200 pounds and up in my bed
More pushing for the cushion I give her tuition
It's an institution Black and Blue
Cousins for life I thought ya know
Partying it up living it up that's how we do !
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10 " Black and Blue " Black Lagoon 12/10/2008 Wednesday
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11 Joggers Sunny Day
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It's Sunny Today
Thursday so I've got to get it my way
Relaxin Maxin Faxin Packin never jacken
No Peter Black got no beef
I just had a big breakfast to eat
Some outmeal with Baked Potatoes on the bottom
I see a couple of people that have hit rock bottom
The times are changing the economy is cottom
Not too many jobs left so some people turn to theft
But me I hang out by the tree
On a clear blue day it's as far as you can see
I see a jogger dressed up like a logger
I come up to great him , he stops shakes my hands lim
Then I pull his shorts down and grabs his cock
He doesn't like this he says don't touch my cock
So I let go and he runs away
Another Sunny Jogger's Day
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I see em running
I see em comming
It's sunny outside so I show my bumming
I take a big shit in the hole
I put the pencil in my asshole
I see a jogger and I meet him
I grab his dick and then I beat him
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I'm in the bush and I'm playing with myself
Nobody can see I love it by myself
So many memories of the park
Joggers come at all hours twilight and dark
I like em in the morning and I like em at noon
I like em in the evening and I like em soon
Sooner enough I see another one
Time to have some fun and get me some
yum yum and it's not even time for dessert
Sometimes I like it wet sometimes I like it wet like the dessert
I want to go to Osoyoos
Hang with Deez Nutz and Drink some booze
Go swimming in lake jerk off with myself and bake
Get A Good southern Okanogan Tan
I'm Peter Black I'm Tha Orange Roughy Man
Tha J Child taught me to tan
Hangen Out at Erington Park playing basketball slam
I could Tan In Richmond , I Could Tan in Vancouver , I could Tan in Burnaby , I could Tan in Kamloops , I could Tan in Penticton , I could Tan in Osoyoos , But the best thing for me is to hang out in that bush
It's Peter Black's home cush
Seeing joggers on a beautifull sunny day
meeting and playing with them all day
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I just met a jogger this afternoon
I noticed he had two pairs of underwear on soon
He know I would try to pull his pants down
He know I would try to put my arms down
This jogger was real smart , he was gifted at art
I told him slow down for me
I've got something for him to see
He stopped and he came close
I pulled down my pants and showed him my rose
My rose was stuck in my anus
I sqirmed in pain and hanus
I told him to help me please
Lay me down and relax me with ease
Spread open my legs because there in a lot of pain too
Oh it hurts rights here can you touch it too ?
Yeah just a little bit higher
I'm in so much pain oh help me I feel like a tire
Hold my cock cause it feels like it's falling off
Now start rubbing it like it's time to jack off
Sueeze it hard sueeze it slow just don't let me go
Ahh Ahh yeah that feels good and great
Splish Splish I ejaculated on you're face
The jogger didn't know what to do
So he grabbed my cock and started sucking
He said Peter Black you're good for nothing
Bumpen Bumpen always into something
All you young kids better be learning something
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11 " Joggers Sunday " Black Lagoon 12/11/2008 Thursday Hastings / Nanaimo
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Suck ass listin up
Peter Black's here wit tha 604 Cliq so it's 3 fingers up
1 finger for Mista Mead he'll beat up you're dad
Mista Mead 's got everything the sexy girls need
Mista Mead will fuck a chick for 3 hours and then smoke some weed
Another finger for IZK
All he does is smoke weed all day
I live in the bush IZK lives in a group home
IZK 's straight gangsta he can't be left alone
IZK got a real big dick
First Nation Girls Say He's Sick
Then there's M.C. Dubb
In Coquitlam they got much love
M.C. Dubb ain't nothing but a Coquitlam Gangsta Thug
He Ain't got time for the haterz and he's leaving ya'll in the mud
So that's what up and all you suckerz better recognize
That Peter Black and tha 604 Cliq ain't nothing nice
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Other Rappers Rap
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We ain't nothing nice so if you want to step un up then it will be an ultimate sacrifise
Messing with Peter Black , Mista Mead , IZK and M.C. Dubb you'll pay a price
IZK an't nothing but a gangsta that will love you're sis
He'll sex her good so she can feel this
Who rock tha party like M.C. Dubb
Partying into the Coquitlam night fog
Make you dizzy like Mista Mead 's sleepless nights
Come to the bush if you want some Peter Black fights
Sick and perverted black heart
dangerous unpredictible in the dark
Creepin in ditches
Baseball bats create stiches
Shantoose in tha studio mixen so you can feel this
604 Cliq Peter Black I thought you knew this
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12 " Hangen With Tha 604 Cliq " Black Lagoon 12/11/2008 Thursday
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Sexy Sexy , Peter Black is Sexy Sexy
Sexy Sexy , Peter Black is so Sexy Sexy
Sexy Sexy , Do You Want To Get next To Me Me Me
Sexy Sexy , Do You Want To Have Sex With Me
Sexy Sexy , Do You Want To Have My Baby ?
Sexy Sexy , Peter Black is Sexy Sexy
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Sexy Sexy , Do you want to freak it with me ?
Peter Black will straight up take you to extecy
One night with me and I know you're going to be having my baby
My sperm is strong and it won't go wrong
I'll put my dick in real deep and it will hit you strong
You can't stop me because If you do you're wrong
Just take off the g - string and you're thong !
If it's hairy I'll eat it off , you know I'm strong
Let Me Grab You're Tits with my hands
Let me suck on you're tits with my bands
You know you like me because I'm a freak
I wear orange and I do it 21 times a week
I don't really want em old I want em young
18 to 36 nice and juicy their sprung
Older woman they like my tongue
They like when I go downtown on them
Stick my tongue right inside of them
Orgasim Orgasim , Multiple Orgasims
The Older Ladies Like That
When I stick my finger up their bum they nap
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Now younger girls yeah their more picky
Their cunts are newer and their cum is sticky
Their breasts are hard and prickley
They like sex like all the time
Their young stupid crazy and wild
Sometimes they get so drunk
Sometimes there sluty and they go home with any punk
Granville Street there's a lot of clubs
A lot of clubs a lot of clubs
They come dancing to the music and getting some rubs
They don't want to go home with any wanny by thugs
They want a man like Peter cause they want my loves
They wanna dance with me all night long , all night strong , they can't go wrong
They know Peter will satisfy their thong
If you've got game then they'll buy a drink
Conversate Co-Kick that game
You can't be played you can't be lame
Driving these girls crazy like every day
Having fun and going to after-parties getting me some
These girls are nice but their freaks in the bed
Asian girls especially that's what I said
Always screaming when they get an orgasim
I pull their hair fuck them from behind give them a spasim
Their so young and their bodies are fine
She's all myn so it's check out time
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Sexy girls around the world you love me
First Nation girls have big breasts and they want to have sex with me
They like my dick , my British Columbia dick
First Nations girls they like it siccc
To tell you the truth Native Girls are Peter 's Favourite Girls
They like to party and shake their worlds
Beautifull smiles so sexy they like the fun
Black Lagoon I'm gonna stick my dick in their bum
Yum Yum , First Nations girls come get you some
Now Asian girls , there cool too
They'll suck you're dick so dam good !
At the Chevron Gasoline Station Maine and Marine
2:00 In Tha Morning straight gizz and cream
Asian girls like to suck do you know what I mean
There more harder to get in bed on a Friday Night
Asian Girls like money and their cunts are tight
Canada's so big and their's so much cunt around
Girls of all ages and sizes go straight to the pound
Cause Peter Black's gonna fix you before they put you down
Come to my bush and I'll lay you down
I'll eat you're pussy hairs with my mouth
Stick my dick real deep inside you're clit down south
I'm not pussywipped I don't slave for a girl
The woman's treat me real good and they rock my world
Life is short so you better make the most of it
Girls love touchy feely sex , don't forget about it !
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Say Some Words
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13 " Sexy Sexy " Black Lagoon 12/12/2008 Friday
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14 These Days
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Nefarious Blue Rap :
It's not 2002 anymore
The sadness bells the floor
It's 2008 the the year of hate
Wifes call Social Workers on their husbands
Social Workers call Police for lends
It's a messed up world where a woman can have more power then a man
The man is sopposed lead the household not be a slave , dam
Now what do these social workers think about a crazy wife ?
Who yells and swears at her husband all the time
Verbal abuse is much worser than physical abuse
So why is J Child kicked out of the house for over a month ? Because he pushed Jaden out of bed so he could get to his soccer game for sonth
He got a carpet burn and yeah it was wrong
But It doesn't justify kicking the man of the house cause the wrong
How come you didn't kick my dad out of the house when he used to beat me up ?
He gave me the belt , punched my gut , bashed my brains , that's what's up
All J did was give his son a carpet burn
I didn't give him the belt surn
Or punch him in the stomack like my dad used to do
Social Workers you better realize before you speak what you're sopposed to do .
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These days , social workers can take you're kids away
If you're not carefull , they might runaway
These days , social workers can call the police on you
You've got no power you have to listen to them what can you do
When I was young my dad used to beat me up
Give me the belt , bash my head and punch me in the gut
Social Services never took my dad away
I pushed my son once know they took me away
The system 's messed up , that's all I got to say
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Peter Black Rap : These days life's a little different from the 80's
More people use birth control so there's a lot less babies
Lot less fun theres more people on the run
People scared hiding inside their house with a gun
The world's paranoid because of 9/11
Security and Insurance , Pestillance and Ignorance
Social Workers and The RCMP , why you wanna take my children away from me ?
I'm just trying to raise them right
Give them knowledge , good nutrition , a roof over their head so they can sleep at night
I'm not perfect I'm just human I'm trying to do the best job that I can
My dad raised me like crap so now I'm trying to raise my son a better man
I work long hours I do everything for my kids
My wife screams and yells at me I got to walk away and not trouble the kids
I got a crazy wife at home , that's how it is these days
Where you're wife barks orders bosses you around that's how it is these days
You can't say nothing back or else you're wife's gonna give you smack
You're wife can hit you but you can't hit her back
Cause if you hit you're wife the RCMP will arest you and take you to jail
Whatever happened to the good old days when a wife would listen
Clean the house and wash the children
Have at least 8 kids it's a happy familly
Nowadays Woman just want one child , to me that's a boring lonly family
Woman nowadays make you pull out
What kind of sex is that ? I don't want to pull out !!
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Nefarious Blue Rap :
These days there's a lot of trouble
Woman are liberated if you mess up you stumble
You can't talk back down to them or they'll smack you're mouth
One time my wife punched me in the forehead south
I just walked away because I knew she was nothing but trouble
Woman these dayz cause nothing but trouble
They call social workers on their husbands for a carpet burn on their son
Now their husbands gone but the show's gotta go on
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Peter Black Rap :
Older woman especially they don't care about their husbands anymore
They just wanna spend their husbands money so their man can have no more
Self respect for himself because he gives everthing to his dirty money hungry wife
Woman are so nice when you first met them , then 2 years later there so bad for you're life
Take em out to movies dinner at the keg
The man comes home all happy but the wife is angry she wants to break his leg
She swears at her husband and it hurts reel deep
Cuts her husbands heart open inside her husband weep
Wives are sopposed to keep the familly together not destroy it
Those days they loved their husbands and had lot's of kids and enjoyed it
These days they want just a few kids and boss their husbands around in their wayz
Things just ain't right , these dayz .
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The End
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14 " These Days " Black Lagoon 12/12/2008/Friday Hastings / Nanaimo
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15 " My Family Are My Friends "
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Someone to turn too when I'm lost
When the days get cold and frost
Sometimes you're own blood will decieve you
Upright disrespect you and leave you
On you're own in this sick world we call home
Where millions of dollars is spent on things we don't need
Make a space ship to go to the moon while there's dying people you can feed
Start a war over land
You won't die but you're people will with the black hand
Evil seems to reign supreme
Society bullying us destoying our dream
I've got nothing but love in this heart of myn
Money chasing got me losing my time
8 n half hours at work , 4 hours on the bus
An hour for food , hip hop , exercise and chill out is a must
I cherish my days off but it seems that I'm catching up on my time lost on my days off
Write some rhymes , Peter Black hyphy times , Protein and enzynes
Hang out with tha J Child when I can
You know I'm not juicy - wipped like Dan
I spend time with my friends through thick and thin
I hang with Nefarious Blue sometimes he's got Juice and Gin
Sometimes I go to the Hastings 7-11 just to read the paperz
Spring Summer 2009 time to catch tha vapours .
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Through Thick and Thin
When I'm down on my luck and slim
Ya'll know wazzup you're the only ones
Living Up On The Hill Not in the slums
My Friends are my familly , their the true ones
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Whenever I'm down on my luck all it takes is a call
To make me happy and strong and not make me fall
Like a statue with attitude I stand tall
I'm a people person I like to talk to people
I ain't shy I don't deprease or neal
You leave Peter Black on the phone all day
Talken conversating in a real way
The skies can't always be gray
Let the North West Winds blow them tears away
Baby girl I know It's hard being a woman
You got evil men sinen and using our woman
Illegal Aliens that ain't even allowed on this land
They can't go back home cause there banned
Incredibly Wack you're whole life is a lie you're just wack
Pathetic and Strange Eyes Vowels I rearange
Like Method Man I came here to bring the pain
Don't mess with me on my Canadian Terrain
Get me started I turn a little insane
Then I feel a quiet Spring February Rain
My friends callen me on my cell phone
I never leave home without my cell phone
Communicating is the key
My friends are my familly that's what I see
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Now it's the summer time Peter Black's Fun Time
Everybodies wearin' less girls looking sexy in they dress
Hangen' out with my homies on the beach
Listening to summer rap songs eating peach
Summer time is my favourite time
Freestyling on the bus dropping a rhyme
Having a real big Barbeque
Drinking Malt Liquor with you're crew
It's Black Lagoon I thought ya knew
2009 it's all brand new
It's so hard you can't stop us boo
All the great things that we do
BCGZ it's all good too
When I'm with my friends it feels real good
It's like 1983 in yo hood
Those where the good old days
In tha 2010's we got some new wayz
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The End
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15 " My Family Are My Friends " Black Lagoon
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16 " 21 Times A Week "
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Condoms and Lubrication
Sexual Explicit Infascination
I'm a shopaholic and a sexaholic
King George Park I'm so prolific
Duece get the beat machine and tha JVC
Tell all them sexy freak to come here and mess with me
Me run this rap game , me sex this rap game
Come jump with me into the pool baby and you won't be the same
I'm a little insane , the television used to eat my brain
I work real hard on tha grind and baby girl I'm not hard to find
Just hold my hand and we can get in a bind
If you're lost cum to me and you'll find
some juicy treats from tha black lagoon
come swimming with me in Trout Lake in tha lagoon
we'll get naked and start grinding
It's early monday morning , my labidoes already soaring
I gotta start my week off right scoring
This is only the beginning of the sexing and grining
I need sex 3 times a day , 7 days a week
Peter Black is a Freak !
Sex in the morning , sex at lunch and sex in the evening
Lot's of white creaming
Oh so sweat you're bodies dark and smells real good
You 're dam sexy body smells real hood
Peter Black needs a freak to get it on with me 21 times a week !
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21 times a week
The girls warm juicy and wet she wants to freak !
21 times a week
I need a break from work I want to have sex and sheik
21 times a week
A little sex in the morning , a little sex at noon , and a little more sex in the evening treat
We're all freaks , 21 times a week !
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21 Times A Week Yo Momma You know Step Daddy J an't nothing but a freak
Come to me girl we can freak all evening , then you make me dinner
Have some chicken cause All I do is deliver
My Mad sex will make you quiver , up in you're body feeling out you're bones
While I'm partying on the phones
Live Links 604-257-5757
You'll met so many girls you'll straight go to heaven
It's so easy , especially here in Vancouver
To get laid , see a sexy girl on tha east side maskerade
Sexy brown skin it's better than summer cool - aid
I like it right in the morning when I'm waking up
I'm so errect and stuff
So come here girl and play with my stuff !
Be smooth , gentle and rough
I like brown native girls who like to fight and are tuff
And shure enough , nice brown sexy native girl
Come be with the J Child and Rock My World
Cause I'll rock you're two
You'll live in luxury , you'll be my queen
my sexy team , in good smelling perfume cream
I'm gonna lick you down and IZK is gonna give it to you from the back of tha compound
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IZK Raps :
21 times a week i'm on tha street sellin' mixtapes and CD's to peeps and G's Hustlin' my own shit and hustlin' fo' J Child, crime be something i ain't done in a while the police have me on file, from way back in tha tha day, when i was breakin' tha law, just to get a bag of crazy K. K stands fo' kush, it's what all tha dealers push, single A, double A it ain't as bomb as kush. i smoke a fat eighth in less than 6 hours, IZK, Mead,J Child Peter Black we got tha power every single hour, i got money on my mind, and when i hustle to tha people dat's what i find. Don't step outta line, or fuckin' cross tha line, cuz nigga i got homies who can get ahold of a nine. i got niggaz dat be my homies, i got niggaz dat wanna blow me, but i say fuck it cuz pussy shit is all they show me, homie. u wanna row me off tha mothafuckin' boat try to creep up when im takin' a toke gangsta lokes is what we got, and tha dopest rap shit and B.C. pot. yea nigga.
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Step Daddy J Rap :
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Yeah IZK I know what you want
Yeah IZK you want the girls cunt
Don't worry this ain't Commercial Drive I won't front
Girls from Chase B.C. Like To Hump !
Cause girls from Chase B.C. Like To Bump
Medicine Man told me he's never in a slump !
Cause Medicine Man lifts weights and beats up geeks
Medicine Man is having sex 21 times a week !!
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Talking , Phone Calling , Partying
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16 " 21 Times A Week " Black Lagoon
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Album written by John Danijel Jugovic , Peter Black , IZK .
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I'm so siccc with my sick
I play with it on tha daily
I drink my sick sometimes mayby
You wanna drink my sick oh you must be crazy
I'm always running and jogging into the bush I an't lazy
I gotta get myn like M.C. Breed
Greater Vancouver's got all I need
It's gott lot's of girls with big mahs and hairy siccs
It's got lot's of parks where I can take big grips
Have fun run after dogs and burn logs
If you've got game you can live for free in Burns Bog
But I 'd rather live in the bush in Medicine Hat
Work at Lake Side stack my money fat
The airs so dry out there
I live in the bush in Medicine Hat and nobody cares
Everybodies busy with their own lives
Rick Jabs is up all night eating chives
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I'm so siccc wit tha gangsta
I'm so siccc
I'm so siccc I'll drink my own sick
I'm so siccc
I'm so siccc I'll shove a toothpic up my plum and sick
I'm so siccc
I'm so siccc I'll run around naked King George Park with a hockey stick
I'm so siccc , so siccc , I'm Peter Black and I'm siccc !!!
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I'm so siccc when I get up everyday
Always thinken about scratch and pay
Today is a good day because everythings going my way
Just saw Duece's boss on the highway
He was drinking a lotta of liquor
So I hitchhiked with him to make things a little sicccer
Have some beer he told me No problem I told him back
I told him my name and that I was Black 4 Jack
Then I asked the boss if he ever ate a big mack
At Mc Donalds and I have some in my luch bag
I told he I've got a big mack too but it's not from Mc Donalds
It's located between my legs and it fundles
The boss stoped the car and told me to get out
I grabbed the pencil and put it in his venis and he screamed no dought
He'll never forget that day no dought as I ran away
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I called up Crazy K to meet me one day
We went to Minoru Park on a Sunday
We talked for a while untill I got all horney and skit
I told Crazy K look at my pants I got a big sick
He jumped and smiled , no way he exiled
Can I hold it he asked no Crazy I passed
You an't a jogger and you don't have a job
Crazy let's see you're teeth have you ever done a corn job
Crazy was getting excited and delighted
Then I got out my pencil and I put it up his plum
It hurt so much Crazy K went numb
I ran away again I had so much fun
Time to go to Superstore and get some free food
It's lunch time and I'm a hungry dude
My sick looks like a carrot
And it bights like a pharrot
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The End
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" So Siccc Radio Version "
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" So Siccc Remix"
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I'm so siccc with mith dick
I play with it everday
I suck my dick when I look at Step Daddy J
You wanna suck Step Daddy's Dick oh you must be crazy
I'm always running and jogging into tha J Child I an't lazy
I gotta get myn like M.C. Breed
British Columbia's got all I need
It's gott lot's of girls with big titties and hairy clits
It's got lot's of parks where I can have sex with then and take big shits
Have fun run after dogs and fuck young woman in logs
If you've got game you can live for free in Burns Bog
But I 'd rather live in the bush in Medicine Hat
Work at Lake Side stack my money fat
The airs so dry out there
I live in the bush in Medicine Hat and nobody cares
Everybodies busy with their own lives
Rick Jabs is up all night sucking dick and eating chives
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I'm so siccc wit tha gangsta
I'm so siccc
I'm so siccc I'll suck my own dick
I'm so siccc
I'm so siccc I'll shove a toothpic up my bum and dick
I'm so siccc
I'm so siccc I'll run around naked King George Park with a hockey stick
I'm so siccc I'll fuck you're girlfriend with my hockey stick
, so siccc , muthafucka I'm Peter Black and I'm siccc !!!
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I'm so siccc when I get up everyday
Always thinken about scratch and pay
Today is a good day because everythings going my way
Just saw Duece's boss on the highway
He was drinking a lotta of liquor
So I hitchhiked with him to make things a little sicccer
Have some beer he told me No problem I told him back
I told him my name and that I was Black 4 Jack
Then I asked the boss if he ever ate a Whopper
At Burger King and I have some in my lunch bag
I told he I've got a Whooper too but it's not from Burger King
It's located between my legs and it can sing
The boss stoped the car and wanted to eat my whooper
I grabbed the clutch and put it in his ass and he smiled no dought
He'll never forget that day no dought as he gave me $ 200 .
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Step Daddy J Rap :
Now I heard Peter Black was siccc
But Ya'll Know Step Daddy J is Pimp
One Night I met a girl on the steet
She told me I looked real neat
She wanted to go with me to Starbucks for some coffe
She talked to me for half n hour looking down at me
This girl is planning to have sex with me
She told me she likes making movies and she wants to make one with me
I told okay let's go to you're place
You should have seen the smile on the beautifull girls face !
As soon as I walked in she grabbed my clothes ,
Grabbed my ass and grabbed me too and threw me into her room to screw
This chick had some nice warm tight juicy pussy
And she liked my big wide Croatian Cock
Shit don't stop on tha B.C. Block
I sexed her for a good hour and then we hit tha showers
She gave me her telephone number and some more sexual powers
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Peter Black says : My dick looks like a carrot
And it bights like a pharrot
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