(Opens with the song ‘Incense and Peppermints’ playing on the car radio.)

“It’s September tenth and my fall is already off to a fantastic start! I have a Klein runway show today, which I am so excited about. I absolutely loath it when I have to wear a dress. Sarah will be in this one too, so that makes it even better. Most of those models are so snotty. They wouldn’t even know what color the floor was if asked since they’re too busy lookin’ in the air. Jasper told me about his awesome party tonight, and since I haven’t seen him in so long I’ve decided I’ll go. I really need to talk to him about his little problem anyway. He and Jack Daniels are way too cozy. Oh shit, the clock is tickin’ and I still have to pick up Sarah belle before the show. I guess her boyfriend is supposed to be there today, but couldn’t find the time to take her. Seems like a real winner already. I’m rolling my eyes as I speak. I hope they give me bell bottoms to wear this time. Straight leg just isn’t moi. As usual, this tape will self destruct in five seconds!” Layla Harris raised her pierced eyebrow and snickered lightly as she hit the stop button to her electronic journal.