
"I did it all for the nookie! I want the cookie, yeah!"
"AJ, shut up!" Kevin warned.
"I just want the cookie and nookie," he pouted.
"Dude, you gave up any chance of getting nookie when you lost your cookies at the bar," Brian giggled.
AJ hiccupped and shook his head. "Girls will steal your used underwear from hotel rooms, but when you upchuck they're grossed out. I don't get it."
"In his drunken stupor, I think he actually formed a pretty good point."
"You guys are disgusting," Leighanne laughed.
"Yeah, but you still want your Bri Bri Bear, don't you? You want all us disgusting pigs," AJ giggled.
"Just throw him in the elevator," Kevin sighed.
AJ stumbled in, trying to press the buttons. Leighanne slapped his hand away, hitting button 19. "Oh, she likes it rough. Rok, you like it rough, too?" They both rolled their eyes while he laughed loudly.
"It is gonna be a long night for whoever is rooming with him," commented the bodyguard with a big grin.
"Uh, that would be Nick," Brian laughed. "Poor schmuck doesn't have a clue."
Leighanne began to worry, having completely forgotten that AJ was rooming with Nick. She just hoped his visitor was gone.
Once they reached their floor, AJ ran out and laughed his loudest. "I have arrived!" He turned around and spotted Toria walking towards them. "Yo, Howie! I think Nick just snacked on your favorite food!"
The others stepped out of the elevator and Howie just wished the floor would swallow him up. "I'm gonna kill him," he whispered.
Toria looked around in confusion and then noticed Leighanne. She was about to speak, but was interrupted.
"Baby, let me show you how to move this. You gotta grove it. There's nothin' to it. Shake that body for me." AJ danced around her, thrusting his hips.
All the guys stared at him in disbelief, but were completely shocked when she slapped him.
"What was that for?" he whined.
"Learn to keep your mouth shut when your hormones are raging and maybe that won't happen."
"That's impossible. He'd never speak then!" Brian smiled.
Toria walked closer to the elevator. "Thank you so much, Leighanne. He seems to be a really great guy."
"Anything happen?" she asked quietly.
"We're getting together tomorrow for an in the room dinner." The slight sparkle in her eye could not be missed. She stepped inside and disappeared behind the closing doors.
"Nick, let me in!"
All the guys looked down the hall to see AJ banging on a room door, the wrong room door.
"Uh...AJ? That's Brian and Leighanne's room," Howie said.
"Oh...Hey, Rok! Quit gettin' it on and come out! You too, LA, you fine mama!"
Brian just shook his head while Leighanne felt flushed with embarrassment.
Nick soon appeared, opening his door to see what the commotion was. "Guys, what's going on?"
AJ turned to see Nick in his pajama bottoms. "Yep, Nicky got the nookie! Nicky got the cookie!"
"I'm goin' to bed," Kevin confirmed in a grumpy tone.
"I'm right behind you," Howie added.
"Brian, help!" Nick couldn't get AJ to stop hugging him.
"But I'm just so proud of you," he slurred.
"Hon, go get ready for bed. I'm gonna help Nick with AJ." Brian kissed Leighanne on the cheek and went to pry AJ away. "Come on, Bone. Let's splash some cold water on that ugly mug."
"Rok, you came out from fucking Leighanne just to be with me? You shouldn't have!" AJ continued to giggle as he went in the room with Brian.
"Leighanne, can I talk with you?"
"What about?" she asked, already knowing the answer to her question.
"Why did you put Toria Sampson up to coming here?"
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