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Welcome Written by Joel
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Hey and Welcome to da site. Were still under construction here but
you can take a look around at whats here. If you've got any suggestions
either email me at one of my addys, msn me, phone me, snail mail me,
talk to me or wateva else u can think of.
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23-02-2005 Written by Joel
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Hey, after this weekends labour talks blew up ive got a few NHL lockout tidbits, a Gary Bettman wanted Ad (made by yours truly :D)
Here and a mp3 of a "adopt a player ad" (too big to post) so if you wanna
here it Email Me.
In other news I won the JDF junior spiel on the weekend and the Salmon Kings pulled off a 5-2 yesterday night against the
San Diego Gulls (back in action vs the gulls tonite). Also i would seriously recommend finding a clip of the
stoudamire/nash dunk from the NBA Slam Dunk Competion if you havent already seen the dunk. O
and I am currently working on the "Friends" & "Pics" part of the site so if you wanna pic of yourself on the
"Friends" part or a complety random pic on the "Pics" part it Send it too me.
-Joel
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11-02-2005 Written by Joel
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WERE ONLINE! w00t w00t!
Okay this first ever update on JAHSITE will start off with a awesome top ten list,
TOP TEN WAYS ANNOY TELEMARKERTS
10. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy
and you could sure use some money.
9. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if
they could bring you a case of beer and some chips.
8. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan,
reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?"
7. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name.
Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located.
Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
6. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because
no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is
acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..."
5. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will
give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer
explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't
want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you
say, "Now you know how I feel!"
4. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke.
"Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
3. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.
2. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my Goodness! Judy, how have you been?"
Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure
out where on earth she could know you from.
1. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you.
When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit
card number to a complete stranger.
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NEWS
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News eh?
Leavin for Nelson in 4 weeks!
I've got 50 gmail invites to give away
Hmmm, nope no more news right now
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PICTURE OF THE MONTH
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