Welcome to the survey! Just answer this long, derogatory and otherwise humiliating series of questions to get a mediocre, and expected answer. We offer no insight into your life, just a button. Get to work, bitch.
1. I am:
2. I live:
3. Race (No, we don't care about being politically correct. This is the politically incorrect survey, after all.)
4. Sex (Check All that Apply)
5. Do you own any Pets, if so, what?
6. Tell me about your mother.....
7. Marital Status:
8. When buying condoms, you usually.....
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