Politically Incorrect Survey!

 

Welcome to the survey! Just answer this long, derogatory and otherwise humiliating series of questions to get a mediocre, and expected answer. We offer no insight into your life, just a button. Get to work, bitch.

1. I am:

Really young. Too young to be using the Internet! LOLZ. No wait, Barely Legal. Yes. That's it.
Old enough to eat out y0 MAMMA, BITCH.
One of those old, senile people that no one really cares about anymore.
Old enough to be Mrs. Blanch.

2. I live:

In a box, by the river, under a bridge
That thing, with the roof
With the Fraggles, duh
Shelters are for the weak. I use my mind powers!
I live at the YMCA. I lost it all in my latest business venture --waterproof-toasters.

3. Race (No, we don't care about being politically correct. This is the politically incorrect survey, after all.)








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4. Sex (Check All that Apply)

Yes, please. (Wow, aren't we imaginitive...)

No thanks.

I reproduce by dividing! Go asexuality!

Male

Female

You said sex. Ehehheh. Heheheh. Heheheheh.

I can't get my pants off to see.

5. Do you own any Pets, if so, what?

I have a kitty.

6. Tell me about your mother.....

Y0 MAMMA A HO

Your mother's so poor, when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mamma so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with flesh eating disease, the y gave her 5 years to live.

Your mother is so loose, by the time you got there it was like a slip and slide

My mother is perfect, and I'm a suck up. =D LOVE ME!!!!

7. Marital Status:

Single

Single, not looking -- Rosie Palms is my life partner

Single, looking -- LOVE ME!!!!

Stalker

Married -- I wish there was something funny to say about this, but marriage is enough of a joke as it is.

I will take Balloons for 200 please.

"I don't get it."

"Oh, I bet you do, Trebeck. I bet you do..."

I'm the village bicycle, baby, and currently in use.

8. When buying condoms, you usually.....

Scan the selection a bit, and make a confident selection -- the extra smalls.

Go straight to where I need to go -- the extra smalls, and run like hell.

Hang out with the tampons for a while, it's safer there.

Taste them first.

Heheheh. You said condom.

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