-Full Name?: Rosario "Cousin Ross The Boss Rissbe Riss X MegaMcSuvius Rossul Skippy The Peanut Butter Man Rossatron Saucemoney Buford" Giuseppe Eugenio Salituro
-Height?: 5 feet 11 inches (oh, you mean my whole body...not just that. thats just around too ladies)
-Weight?: 280 pounds
-Date Of Birth?: March 15th, 1984
-Race?: Caucasian/Canadian/Italian
-Religion?: None
-Smoke?: Like a Chimney
-Drink?: Like a Fish
-Fave Food?: Wendy's Bacon Mushroom Melt
-Fave Sports?: In order they go

Football(Cincinnati Bengals)
Baseball(Tampa Bay Devil Rays)
Hockey(Ottawa Senators)
Basketball(Charlotte Bobcats)

-Biggie or Tupac?: Biggie
-Hamburger or Hotdog?: Hamburger
-Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs
-Coke or Pepsi?: Root Beer
-Where Them Ho's?: I dunno
-Roth or Hagar?: Diamond Dave
-Martin or Harper?: The Green Party
-Kerry or Bush?: Although Bush is cute I'd vote Kerry
-Racism?: None...Unity As One Stand Together
-Gay Marriage?: For it
-Abortion?: Pro-choice
-War in Iraq?: Against it
-Gun Registry?: For it
-Marijuana Legalization?: For it
-Playa or Pimp?: "I dont know what you heard about me"-fittycent

Career Highlights
-1.000 Batting Average in H.S Senior Baseball (1 GP, 1 AB, 1 H, 1 1B, 1.000 OBP, 1.000 SLG)
-Started 1 game at Right Prop in H.S Varsity Rugby
-5th place in Grade 8 High Jump (out of 6 competitors, received yellow prize ribbon that says "FIFTH")
-Started in OF with Sean Cepeda and Sandy Verisingham for Team Canaroma, hit 1 HR over fence. Feared DP Combo during practice: Salituro-Redigonda-Summaria. (Vaughan House League 1995) -.465 winning percentage in Yahoo! Chess