Chapter 9
*Previously in our saga.............. Lianna had moved BACK to Haligonia, to be with Douglasto. She became friends with the goddess of the past - Dallichica, who threw a wonderful party for her. Douglasto was there, and he and Lianna were just getting re-acquainted when Jenda burst into the scene and started macking on Douglasto.
And now, the NINTH CHAPTER in the Chronicles of Haligonia and Vancouveritia:
Lianna had had enough - she could not take any more of Jenda and her hypersexual antics. So without further ado, Lianna pryed Jenda off Douglasto's body, and gave her a HUGE slap across the face!
"If you want this god," Lianna said, "you'll have to fight ME for him!!" and with that, she threw a LIGHTNING BOLT at Jenda! The lightning struck Jenda and burned her beautiful dress. Jenda, now NAKED, was literally FUMING. She had been the centre of attention at the party as soon as she walked into the ballroom, and she still was now. Jenda screamed at Lianna and threw a lightning bolt of her own at Lianna. But the clever Lianna was wearing a SHINY silver dress, and the lightning bolt just reflected right off her dress and went back and hit Jenda.
Jenda, now weakened by two bolts of lightning, was ready to give up. She said that Lianna could have Douglasto, she didn't care anymore. Lianna then said, "Why don't you just go find some other god - like Mikury." Then Jenda immediately perked up - "who's Mikury!? I want to meet him!" And with that she went off to search for Mikury......
Speaking of Mikury, back in Vancouveritia, he had snapped out of Procrastinato's powers, and was now leading a life of boredom and sorrow. Vancouveritia no longer felt like home to him, and it was getting worse and worse. He hadn't seen either Laurlenia or Leahlea in a while, and still didn't know which one he loved.
Luna had broken free from Stress, and had left Buchania. She had met another god from Buchania, however: Jimmik, god of shellfish. Luna was very attracted to Jimmik, but at the same time she was repelled for she had an adversity to shellfish. Nevertheless, she had begun a relationship with Shrimpy, er, I mean Jimmik.
Michellanea and Markus II had recently gotten married. They were now living in Sfuland - part of Vancouveritia. The two were very happy together, and Michellanea had never found out about Markus' affair with Luna......
Markus Sr., on the other hand, was not so happy. Buchania had been BURNED DOWN by the wicked god, Patropero. Patropero was actually the god of sales, and he lived in the village of Parkgattica.
Patropero had been causing havoc in many people's lives - particularly those who lived in Parkgattica. He supplied food to everyone in the village, and if they did not pay him enough money in return, he would light them on FIRE. So, getting food from Patropero was not really the SAFE WAY to go about it.
Mikury had had some trouble with Patropero - he found him to be a very unfair god. But one day - Mikury heard about something that made his blood boil, Patropero had KIDNAPPED Laurlenia (keep in mind she was the goddess of groceries) in Parkgattica and was making her sell his food, or else he would set fire to her.
Upon hearing this, Mikury was sparked with energy, and immediately rushed to Parkgattica to save Laurlenia. He went into the building where she was being held hostage. BUT as soon as he entered the building, Mikury was swept off his feet (not by Laurlenia, but) by a HUGE NET! He heard a wicked cackle from Patropero who had set a TRAP for Mikury, knowing he would appear. Mikury wriggled and wrestled with the net, but he could not get free. He was trapped - hanging from the ceiling..... and then, to Mikury's horror, Patropero placed a huge inferno right under him and began to lower Mikury into the fire!!!!!!! How could Mikury escape?? Was he doomed???????
stayed tuned for TENTH and FINAL Chapter in the Chronicles of Haligonia and Vancouveritia............
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