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It is not fiction...

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth

DLR at the Us Festival: "The only people that put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!" Sammy Hagar backstage at the Monsters of Rock: "Eddie, do you know where Metallica hid our iced tea? I hate when they do that."


"With me in the band, it’s one of those miraculous 97-97 deals. It’s 97 percent you and 97 percent moi. Is it Mick or Keith? I don’t know. I’m currently the fun part, and I’ll always be the fun part. I ran into one of the current managers not terribly long ago, and he said, "Hey, Dave, you know, it’s just another chapter. And I told him "No. Classic VH is the whole book, all right? The rest of you are just disposable chapters."

it dont matter WHAT your doin, just as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it.
- David Lee Roth

DLR I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.~~~
David Lee Roth

I did what I did with Van Halen in good faith and I left on good faith and I asked for no quarter. I asked for no settlement, nothing. And I guess that’s precisely what I got. I should have led with my fist instead of my heart, but that would have put me right down in the bottom of the barrel with the kind of thinking that I’m railing against now.~~D.Roth

VH New young artists say, "Why should I learn music? That's gonna be restricting. That's somebody else's rules." I tell them, "You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours." - David Lee Roth
[Source: Interview in The Onion, 6/19/02]


David Lee Roth: I'm full of more rage at the planet around me...


 Young musicians are always coming up to me and asking how do you know when you've made it. When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it. - David Lee Roth
[Source: interview in Popsmear Magazine]


 

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth


"If all the world's a stage -- I want better lighting!
David Lee Roth

Every other inch of you looks like a lady
so don't get caught here in the city at night
But if you want to take a chance and go gun crazy
I sell protection for a price

3"Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive" ~~~David Lee Roth

You've probably heard rumors that Van Halen and I will not be consummating our highly publicized reunion. And since neither Edward, Alex, nor Michael have corroborated or denied the gossip, I would like to go on record with the following: Eddie did it.

"I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle."
~~~DLR~~~

"It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again."`D.R.L

I heard Gary Cherone supposedly wrote a song about David Lee Roth called "Kid Ego". I'm going to write one about Gary Cherone called "Kid Period".~~Roth

Dave All work and no play makes for alarmingly predictable lyrics.- David Lee Roth

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