1. How long have you been bush jumping?..."oh, since the accident."
2. How did you get into bush jumping?..."Well, this one time my grandma was on the road and she fell into a bush and then i saw the bush and jumped the bush and and and ate the bush."
3. Where do you bush jump?..."out back by bessie's house."
4. What is your best bush jumping move?..."hoochy glide fakey smash front flip spash 7800."
5. Who is your favorite bush jumper?..."Al Gore."
6. Bushes or Bessie?..."this one time my grandma was milkin' the cows and chickens started flyin, it was nuts."
7. What kind of shoes are best suited for your bush jumping needs?..."clogs or h-bombs."
8. What is your favorite candy?..."after the accident i cant feel my tongue, can you? heh heh heh."
9. What is your favorite wall riding move?..."Sean Connery."
10. Do you love me?..."me is a mean guy sometimes. the question i have for me is how can we be lovers, if we cant be friends? how can we start over if the fighting never ends?"