"Where there is fire, there is smoke. And, in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire, and plot, and plan, for the inevitable day of man's downfall, the day, when he finally and self destructively turns his weapons against his own kind, the day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble, when the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland, out of which I will lead my people from their captivity, and we shall build our own cities, in which, there will be no place for humans, except to serve our ends, and we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty, and that day, is upon you now!"
-Caesar Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
"Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death."
-CorneliusPlanet of the Apes (and, Beneath the Planet of the Apes)
"I have a craving for, Grape Juice Plus"- ZiraEscape from the Planet of the Apes
"My father... that's my father!" CaesarBattle for the Planet of the Apes
"No Aldo, No!"-Abe ("teacher")Battle for the Planet of the Apes
"Be Clever, Be Quitet"-CorneliusPlanet of the Apes
"Somehow.....it makes you look less intelligent"-CorneliusPlanet of the Apes
"Just when I thought you couldn't do anything dumber, you do something like this... and completely redeem yourself!"-HarryDumb and Dumber
"I got worms! That's what we're going to call it. We're going to specialize in selling worm farms. You know like ant farms"-LloydDumb and Dumber
"I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper, it does alright just by itself." -Cousin EddieNational Lamppon's Vacation
"Peter Vincent, ready to do battle with the undead"-Peter VincentFright Night
"You have to have faith, for this to work on me, Mr. Vincent" -Jerry DandridgeFright Night
"Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs the T-shirt. Spaceballs the lunchbox. Spaceballs the coloring book. Spaceballs... the flame thrower! Kids love it. And my favorite, Spaceballs the Doll....Me!"-YogurtSpaceballs
"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"-BarfSpaceballs
"You're like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls except I'm not pulling the string, you are. Blah! Blah! Blah!"-Neal PagePlains, Trains, and Automobiles
"We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our buttcheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak"-DelPlains, Trains, and Automobiles
"But, now, now we shall put down our weapons, we have passed through the night of the fires, and those who were our masters, are now our servants, and we who are not human, can afford to be humane. Destiny, is the will of God. And, if it is Mans destiny that he be dominated,it is gods will that he be dominated with compassion, and understanding.. so, cast out your vengeance, tonight, we have seen the birth, of the Planet of the Apes!" -CaesarConquest of the Planet of the Apes
"Members of the citizens council, I am a simple soldier, and as a soldier I see things simply. I don't say all humans are evil simply because their skin is white."- General Ursus Beneath the Planet of the Apes
"Bugler, sound the advance"- Gen. UrsusBeneath the Planet of the Apes
"Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get"-Forrest GumpForrest Gump
"Stupid is as stupid does"- Forrest
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