David Foley
-A.T. & Love Boss
-Ax Murderer
-Jean Terrance, Bobby's mother
-Elizabeth Ferguson, Cathy & Kathies' boss
-Doctor, really bad doctor
-Bruno Puntz Jones, Italian movie star, Francesca Fiore's husband, former lover, and future pimp
-Brian, son of Fran and Gordon
-Judy, friend of Fran's
-Jacques, voyageur
-Gunfighter, a gunfighter in the modern world
-Mr. Heavyfoot, Fench, has heavy feet
-"Nobody Likes Us" Guy, pouting guy that nobody likes
-Manservant Hecubus, Simon Milligan's EVIL assistant
-Jerry Sizzler, one of two cleary insane people
-Riley, gay man from Steps
-Thug, not too bright criminal
-Jocelyn, a whore
-Lex, Dean's pathetic friend
Bruce McCulloch
-Rod Torfulsen, drummer for Armada
-Bobby Terrance, teenage guitar player rebel wannabe
-Gerald, Don, Chris Belamy, businessmen
-Kathie Lassiter, office worker
-Cabbage Head, male chauvinist pig with a cabbage for a head
-Evan, intense guy that sells shoes and stereos for Satan
-Sid, guy who likes to start fights
-Flying Pig, entertains people in line-ups
-Gordon, Fran's husband
-Gavin, precocious, inquisitive child
-He's Hip, He's Cool, He's 45, 45-year-old hip guy
-Shona, member of Humanoids for Humanism; shot Cabbage Head
-Myra Ketchell, woman with red beehive hair
-Gord, Money Momentum; also sold Gimmel-100; Gezbo the Video-Selling Clown
-Police Officer, from police department
-Slimy MC, the slimy MC guy
-Street Singer
-Tammy, pop star, discovered by Buddy Cole
-White haired criminal
Kevin McDonald
-Apathetic cop, lackluster, incompetent cop
-Guitar player for Armada
-Secretary, Cathy & Kathie's co-worker
-Francois, voyageur
-Bearded Lady, a freak
-Nick, Gavin's father
-Guy in Line, entertained by Flying Pig
-"Nobody Like Us" Guy, pouting guy that nobody likes
-Darcy Pennel, host of "The Darcy Pennel Show"
-MC Simon Milligan, host of the Pit of Ultimate Darkness, master of funk and evil.
-Rednecks, two rednecks from New York
-Sid's friend, Sid's best man
-Jerry Sizzler, one of two clearly insane people
-Smitty, gay man from Steps
-Mr. Tisane, the wimpy tea drinker
-Rudy Crud, Maudre's and Jocelyn's pimp
-"Will Do" Guy (Dean), king of empty promises
Mark McKinney
-Herman Menderchuck, bass player for Armada
-Bigot Cabbie, prejudiced cab driver
-Doug Terrance, Bobby's father, trucking company owner
-Gerald, businessman
-Tanya, temp at Cathy and Kathie's office
-Virgil Black, friend of Weston Esterhazy, confidante to the stars
-Darryl Vosnick, annoyingly oblivious pinhead from Belgium
-Disgusting Old Man, a Korean war veteran
-Chicken Lady, freak of nature, half human, half chicken
-Gavin's mother, now deseased
-Axel, member of Humanoids for Humanism
-Leslie the Vampire Fag
-The losers, really competetive guys
-Melanie, teenage girl with braces
-Mississippi Gary, blues singer, dated Kathie
-Jeff, Money Momentum; also sold Gimmel-100; Gezbo the Video-Selling Clown
-Nena Spudniak
-Police Officer Anderson, from Police Department
-Preacher Character
-Christine, Raj's bohemian friend
-Rednecks, two rednecks from New York
-Santa
-Satan
-Sharisse, Sid's common-law bride-to-be
-Shirling Guy, exhibition shirling organizer, collector of bad art
-Street Singer
-Brett Sudelman, talent agent
-Tucker, dim-witted goofus, also chicken Lady's biological father
-Mr. Tyzik, head crusher
Scott Thompson
-Danny Husk, businessman at A.T. & Love, former porn star
-Bower (Bauer), long haired pot smoker
-Brad, blown by Leslie the Vampire Fag
-Buddy Cole, gay bar owner
-Robert Harris, businessman
-Cathy Strupp, office worker
-Weston Esterhazy, confidante to the stars
-English Speaking Guy, thinks everyone should speak English
-Francesca Fiore, Italian movie star
-Fran, neurotic mother
-Sheila, Gavin's new mother
-Ozone, member of Humanoids for humanism
-Idiot Boy
-Murray Spudniak, Nena's husband
-Nurse Unloop, a compassionate nurse
-Psycho cabbie, a psychotic, smoking cabbie
-Queen of England
-Raj, Christine's bohemian friend
-Butch, gay man from Steps
-Brent Sudelman, talent agent
-Maudre, a whore
