King:COULD? As far as I can tell, there isn't a single person who can stop
him! Except maybe The Undertaker...
JR:Test gets the upper hand there...The thing about Test is,
nobody knows what he's capable of! He had a little trouble concentrating on
winning matches last year, and felt like it would be more fun to piss people
off. But, he's really turned around, and become a good singles competitor!
He could be the next hardcore champion!
JR:What a final that would be. But what a reversal that was!
(Test had K-Shawn ready to go over for a vertical suplex, but K-Shawn
reversed it into a very deep arm drag. That move doesn't keep Test down for
long, however, and Shawn has to hurry. He quickly puts in an armbar! Test
looks like he's in a great deal of pain, but not enough to tap out. Shawn
lets the hold go, and Test holds his arm. Shawn bounces off of the rope, and
dropkicks Test...Right over the ropes! Test grabs for the ropes, but misses
them, and tumbles to the ground. He hits hard, and is lying on the ground,
stunned. K-Shawn climbs out of the ring, and grabs Test by the arm. He tries
to irish whip him into the steel steps, but Test reverses it! CRUNCH!
K-Shawn's body re-arranges the steps, and the steps scramble his brains.
Test walks over tot he steps, and pulls them away. He tosses one set away,
and with the bottom set, he smashes K-Shawn's exposed chest!)
JR:Test drives the air right out of K-Shawn's body
there...And what is he doing now!?
(Test picks K-Shawn up, and holds him by the hair. He lines him up, and
then tosses K-Shawn head first forward...DING! Shades of Darren Drozdov
there by Test, nailing K-Shawn's head into that metal post.)
King: What a match!
JR:This match has no rules, for those of you who are just tuning in. It is
match 1 of the mini hardcore title tournament. The winner of this battle
will go on to face either The Undertaker or T-Money later on tonight, and
the winner of that match wins the hardcore title!
King:What are you, the narrator?
JR:It's my job to be the narrator!
(Test reaches over the barricade, and pushes a fan off of his chair. He
then picks up the chair, and folds it back up. He then grabs K-Shawn by the
hair, and leans him up against the pole. He then lines the chair up with
K-Shawn's head, and swings away! STEEEEEERIKE! K-Shawn dodges the chair
shot. The chair hits the pole, making a very loud cracking noise. Test turns
around, with the chair held above his head! He sees K-Shawn coming at him,
and brings down the chair! K-Shawn's foot connects, and kicks the chair into
Test's face! Test falls back hard, and his head hits the ring post! He
stumbles out beside the announce table, and then falls down.)
JR:Test must be seeing stars after that Chair-post sandwich
he just had.
King:I can still hear the ding! There it was again!
(That is, in fact, a new ding. K-Shawn just slammed the ringbell onto
Test! Test is helpless on the ground, with K-Shawn holding a ring bell over
his head. The crowd cheers for more, and gets it! DING! The ring bell hits
Test in the back. Shawn then stands, and walks over to the apron. He jumps
up, and it looks as though we are about to see him hit a top rope bell shot!
Test woozily stands up, and Shawn jumps! DING!)
JR:OH MY GOD! Test has just kicked that ringbell into the
face of K-Shawn! That was the mother of all Ding sounds!
King: And now he's gonna pin him! 1-2-3!
JR:And Test moves on to the finals.
The winner, and first finalist in the hardcore title
tournament...Test.
JR:We have to see that again!
(We see the instant replay. K-Shawn jumps, and attempts to hit Test with
the bell...But Test's big boot catches the bell, and sends it right back
into K-Shawn's face. Shawn comes back to earth, and crumples to the ground.
Test pins him, and K-Shawn is easily out for the 1-2-3.)
JR:Absolutely amazing. Folks, we have to take a short
commercial break. But don't go away, the tag team titles are going to be on
the line...Dude Love & Austin defend against Nash & Hogan...NEXT!
(During the break, Angle-o's, Ernest Miller's Cat Food, and Sting's new
baseball bat get some airtime. Then, we return to Xtreme Thunder, where the
mess of last match has cleaned up.)
JR:It's time for our Tag Title match!
(But apparently, Booker T has other plans. The titantron lights up, and
we see Booker T run into the locker room of Cactus Jack. Cactus looks up,
and gets kicked in the jaw! The referee runs in, and this hardcore match is
starting prematurely!)
JR:Well I guess the tag match will have to wait, because we
have a hardcore match on our hands!
King:These matches put the X in XWIWF! And the Xtreme in Xtreme Thunder! And
the...
JR:Nobody cares, Jerry. OH MY! What impact!
(Booker has just smacked Cactus Jack with a chair that was in the corner.
All of a sudden, the NWO titantron plays over top of the match, and the
crowd starts to boo. Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan start to make their way
out.)
JR:Wait a minute! They aren't supposed to come out yet! They
can't! Austin's fellow tag champion is already in a match right now! Austin
is supposed to be tagging with Mick Foley, but...Mick Foley's in the back in
a fight already!
(Hogan and Nash climb into the ring, and start to taunt the fans. They
start to boo their asses off. Then, the theme cuts, and Nash & Hogan wait
for Austin. On the titantron, Booker T hits the axe kick on Foley! Oh
my...He drops to his knees, staring at his hand. His hand is shaking...)
King: SPINNEROONIE! HAHA!
JR:Oh, great, the planet is saved. But what the hell!? What is the meaning
of this!? Are Hogan and Nash hoping to get a handicap match?
(Hogan gets a microphone, which Nash promptly steals.)
Nash: AUSTIN! Where are you austin!? Get out here!
Hogan: Get out here, brother!
Nash: You coward!
(They wait for a few seconds, and then...SMASH! The glass shatters, and a
pissed off Stone Cold comes out from behind the curtain. He walks down to
the bottom of the ramp. Then, he climbs into the ring, and fingers old man
hogan! Hogan gets pissed off, but lets Austin walk by, and do his 4-corner
entrance taunt. Meanwhile, Cactus has just kicked out of Booker T's pin
attempt on the titantron.)
JR:This could get confusing! 2 matches at once! Has this
ever happened before?
King: Not to my knowledge!
(Austin fingers Nash too! Then, he climbs up the 4th & final corner, and
fingers the crowd. Booker T brings Cactus through 2 doors, and into the mens
room of the arena. He brings him over to a urinal, and tries to shove his
head in! Cactus puts his hand on the urinal, and tries to keep himself out
of the urinal! Booker gives up, and tosses him into the wall instead. Cactus
then falls, and puts his own head into the urinal!)
JR:That is not the nicest place to be...
(Cactus pulls his head up, spitting. Booker meets that with a hard Harlem
side kick. The pin! 1-2...Kickout. As Cactus kicks out, the bell rings,
signalling the start of the tag title handicap match. Austin goes toe to toe
with Nash, and they trade punches. Austin starts to win! He had Nash in the
corner! Nash powers out with a huge knee to the gut of austin, sending him
flying out. Austin runs back at him, but Nash puts him head first into the
turnbuckle. Austin's head bounces off, and Nash slams it hard, again. This
repeats a few times, as Booker T sticks Cactus's head in the toilet. He
flushes! Cactus struggles to bleed in the toilet water, and then, finally,
Booker takes him out of the water, and throws him out into the open. Cactus
recooperates on the ground, as Booker yells something about digging
suckas.)
JR:I can dig that!
King:I can't! I don't know what he expects to find in this 'dig'. Fossils?
OIL!?
JR:It's a figure of speech.
(We have missed a bit of the other match, but from what we can now
gather, it has been Nash, using his power to keep Austin in constant pain.
Austin now stands, leaning against the ropes. Nash grabs him by the
shoulder, and pushes him back into them. Austin bounces off the ropes, and
Nash hits him square in the back as he returns! Austin grabs at his back,
which is in a great deal of pain. Nash pushes him into the ropes again, and
repeats the last move. Austin falls to the ground, not even able to stand.
Nash laughs at him, and walks over to tag Hogan. Booker T has dragged Cactus
out into the hall, and thrown him into a bunch of production equipment lying
against the wall. He now signals for the end of the match, and pulls Cactus
to his knees. CRUNCH! Booker folds over in pain, and holds onto his recently
hit nuts! Cactus stands, and hits the double arm DDT! 1-2-3!)
Your winner, Cactus Jack.
King:Cactus wins! He wins!
JR:And now, we can expect Dude love to be out here any minute...
(Hogan has Austin in position for the leg drop, but decides to punish
him, first. He turns him onto his back, and bounces off the ropes. Knee drop
into Austin's already pulverized spine. Austin's eyes are closed shut, as he
tries to fight the pain. Hogan then rolls him over. LEG DROP! We see Nash
pleading for a tag in the corner, and he gets it! Hogan tags him in, and
they start to double team austin! Double stompings! Then, they double whip
him. And oh my, what a back body drop. Nash then takes Austin into the
corner. Hogan taunts Austin in the middle of the ring, and then some music
hits...The Dudester is on his way! Dude Love jogs out, slightly tired, I'd
imagine. Hogan waits for him in the ring, and when Dude gets in, Hogan
lunges at him...Double Arm DDT! Hogan rolls out of the ring, taking him out
of the equation.)
JR:What heart! Mick Foley was just in a hardcore match with
Booker T, and about 30 seconds later, he may have just decided the outcome
of this match! Oh my!
King:Go Big Sexy! Turn around!
(Big Sexy turns to see Dude Love, and Dude gets a BIG boot in the face!
That must have knocked him 10 feet! Big Sexy laughs, and turns
around...)
JR:STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER! 1-2-3! THIS ONE'S OVER!
The winners, and still tag team
champions...Manki..er...Dude Love, and Steve Austin!
JR:In a little over 2 minute, Mick Foley managed to win 2
matches! Amazing!
King:Indeed!
JR:And up next, we have another huge match. Undertaker will take on T-Money
in qualifying for the hardcore title match!
King:Indeed!
JR:Who the hell are you, Funaki?
(JR leaves us with that question, as we go to another commercial break.
Then, we return to the arena. JR and King are promoting a movie.)
JR:If you liked Arachnaphobia, or even if you didn't, you'll
HATE Eight legged Freaks! Why? Because it sucks!
King:Don't go see it!
JR:Just pay to order our next Pay-Per-View instead! Only $25! And for those
of you watching who are canadian, that will cost you $40!
King:That would be a very good buy, so order NOW! I SAID ORDER IT!
JR:Don't yell at the fans King.
King:Sorry.
(Undertaker's new spooky dead man theme music starts to play over the
speakers. The crowd gives a mostly booing response to him, only a few cheer
out of respect. He walks out, with victory on his mind. He gets into the
ring, and looks at the crowd. Then, as he throws his arms up, he is cut off
by the theme music of T-Money! Undertaker murderously looks up the ramp to
T-Money, and is seemingly very angry. T-Money walks out, looking ready for
the match. He stares into the eyes of Undertaker, who is showing no fear at
all. All he shows is hatred for the man who cut his music off. T-Money is
only halfway down the ramp, when Undertaker comes running at him! Money
isn't prepared for that, and it shows. He falls down, after being hit with a
clothesline. Undertaker doesn't waste the chance, stomping T-Money into the
barricade. DING DING. The match is now underway. Undertaker goes for the
biggest stomp yet, but T-Money moves! Undertaker winces in pain. T-Money is
up, and Undertaker punches him in the jaw. T-Money grabs at it in pain.
Undertaker drags him to the side of the ring. There, he grabs a newly
stacked set of ring steps, and picks them up over his head. T-Money looks
up, and gets nailed with the steps!)
JR:Undertaker isn't letting this opportunity go to waste.
He's laying one hell of a beating on T=Money!
King:To steal a line from you JR, T-Money is about as effective as a ass
kicking...uh...one legged...
JR:A one legged man in an ass kicking contest?
King:Yeah!
(Undertaker drags T-Money into the ring, where He then attempts to pin
him...1-2-kickout! A little too soon. Undertaker looks at the ref, who gets
out of the ring. Undertaker shakes his head angrily, and gets up. He pulls
T-Money up, and whips him into the corner. He grabs him by the arm, and
climbs up onto the top rope. He yells 'Old School!' and starts to walk along
the top rope. He takes about 6 steps out, and then pauses. Then, he jumps
off, and hits T-Money with a right arm over the head! The huge impact of
that knocks T-Money to the ground, hurt. Undertaker has enough time to get a
weapong, so he does. He climbs out of the ring, and grabs...An ironing
board? What the hell...Oh, and there's a kendo stick! And Oscar the grouch's
old house, the garbage can, comes out from under there too. Undertaker
tosses these items into the ring, and climbs back in. Then, he carefully
chooses a weapon to use. He chooses the Garbage can...A good choice. He sees
T-Money struggling to get up in the corner, and runs at him full speed. HE
has the garbage can in front of him. He screams, and T-Money dives out of
the way! Undertaker and the can hit the corner at full speed, and the can
crushes under the weight of Undertaker at 15 Miles/Hr. Undertaker's ribs
take most of the impact, and Undertaker yells in the most pain he's been in
in a long time. Then, he falls over, after being hit in the back of the knee
by a kendo stick from T-Money!)
JR:Just like that, the match changed, and T-Money is looking
good!
(T-Money doesn't even let Undertaker stand, and continually beats the
hell out of Undertaker with the stick. Undertaker should be finished there,
but T-Money goes top rope anyway. Undertaker stands up woozily, and T-Money
leaps...Undertaker's head and the kendo stick collide with such amazing
force that the stick explodes upon impact. Some stars outside of our solar
system have now found a new orbit, around Undertaker's head. T-Money makes
the pin.)
JR:That should do it! 1-2-WHAT!? Undertaker just kicked out,
according to the rferee. That is just scary.
(Undertaker is out of the pin, but not out of trouble. T-Money stands,
after cursing loudly. He walks over to the ironing board, and picks it up.
He then opens the legs, and sets it up nicely. HE turns back to Undertaker,
and is kicked in the gut! Undertaker sets him up...and hits the...LAST
RIDE!)
JR:LAST RIDE! LAST RIDE! Right through that ironing board!
T-Money must be DEAD!
King:1-2-3! Undertaker wins!
Your winner, The Undertaker.
(Undertaker's arm is raised by the referee. We go to a commercial break,
and come back. Undertaker is standing straight up now, awaiting Test's
arrival. T-Money is gimping his way up the ramp, in obvious pain.)
JR:That was one hell of a match we just witnessed. Let's
just hope both of these men have enough left in them for another
match!
(Test's theme music plays again. This time, he comes out, but he is a
little less intense than last time we saw him. He must be tired. But, he
walks down to the ring. He walks right beside T-Money, and shoves T-Money
into the barricade, knocking him down! Then, he continues on to the ring.
Undertaker is holding the crushed trash can in his hand, and he swings! Test
ducks it, and hits the can into his face! Taker drops it, and stumbles. But,
he comes back again, and blokcs a right hand from Test. He hits a hard one
of his own! He hit another, and Test falls against the ropes. Undertaker
whips him, and picks up the trash can again. He brings it up, and Test hits
a diving shoulderblock, and nails the can into the face of Undertaker! The
can mutates even more, not even looking like a can now, but more like a
crumpled ball. Test kicks this out of the ring, and goes to the outside,
beside the announce table. He goes under the ring, to get a few more
weapons. He decides upon a Camera cord, and a Fire Entinguisher. Test rolls
in the extinguisher & cord, and gets in. He grabs the extinguisger, as
Undertaker stands. Test pretends to be hurt, and waits for Taker to pounce.
He does! Test turns to Undertaker, and unleashes the power of the
extinguisher! Undertaker tries to protect himself from it, but it gets in
his eyes. While he's momentarily blinded, Test starts to choke him with the
cord! Test finally lets go, and walks over to the rope. He ties one end of
the cord to it...And the other to Undertaker's Torso! The result is
Undertaker, pinned to the ropes by an electrical cord.)
JR:This does not look good for Undertaker...
(Test starts to punch & kick away. He does so for a minute or so. Then,
he walks over to the other side of the ring. He then smiles, and runs! He
screams, as he lifts his leg up, and kicks forward as hard as he can!
Undertaker dove away! Somehow, he escaped from the cord & ropes, and caused
Test to sack himself! Test writhes in pain on the ropes, and Undertaker
re-groups. He runs & clotheslines Test, and they both go flying over the top
rope! There is a loud thump, as Both large men hit the ground with amazing
impact. They both lie on the ground, regrouping. Undertaker is suprisingly
the first to get up. He boots Test in the face to keep him down, and then
walks over to the table. He starts to pull the stuff off the top of it. He
pulls it all off, and then turns back to Test...BIG BOOT! Undertaker lies
down on the side of the ring.Test, rather than pinning Undertaker, runs into
the ring. He goes top rope...and Dives! DIVING ELBOW! HE MISSES! Undertaker
rolls out of the way just in time. Test lies on the ground, in great pain.
Undertaker stands up. He then signals for the end of the match! Test stands,
and gets grabbed by the throat! Test kicks Undertaker in the nuts! Then, he
goes for his powerbomb!)
JR:OH MY GOD! A GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB, RIGHT THROUGH MY
ANNOUNCE TABLE! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
(1-2-3!)
Your winner, and the NEW Hardcore
champion...Test.
(Test grabs his title, and makes his way up the ramp, celebrating. When
he gets to the top, T-Money runs out from the back hith a chair! SMACK!
1-2-3! T-Money has just used the 24-7 rule against Test, and won!)
Your winner, & NEW Hardcore
champion...T-Money.
(The show goes to another commercial, with a shot of the carnage.)
King: JR, Test won the Hardcore Title, and then lost it to T-Money 30 seconds later.
Ross: King, I understand something is happening backstage.
(Camera shot goes backstage and shows T-Money getting assaulted by the Undertaker. T-Money nails the Undertaker knocking him to the ground. T-Money climbs up the side of the stacked tables and jumps at the Undertaker. Undertaker grabs T-Money by the throat and chokeslams him on the concrete. The Undertaker pins T-Money. Referee Earl Hebner counts 1-2-3!
(The winner and new Hardcore Champion – The Undertaker)
The Rock runs up and nails the Undertaker in the back and spins him around and gives him the Rock Bottom. The Rock pins the Undertaker. Referee Earl Hebner counts 1-2-3!
(The winner and new Hardcore Champion – The Rock)
Test runs up and gives the Rock a big boot as soon as he turns around and pins the Rock. Test covers and Earl Hebner counts 1-2-3!
(The winner and new Hardcore Champion – Test)
Test holds the belt up high as T-Money again smacks Test in the head with a steel chair and covers. 1-2-3!
(The winner and new Hardcore Champion – T-Money)
(T-Money grabs the title and runs and the camera loses site of him.)
King: JR, we have seen 6 Hardcore title changes within the last 10 minutes, is the Hardcore Title not great or what?
Ross: It is a good title, but here’s one we all know you like.
This will be for the Vacant Womens championship Title.
Introducing first.
Sakura Blaze.
Introducing her opponent.
The Queen of Xtreme Lita.
And introducing her opponent.
Ashley.
There’s the bell. Sakura hits Lita with a drop toe hold as Ashley kicks Sakura in the face. Ashley picks Lita up and scoop slams her. She pins. 1-2-kickout. Ashley picks Lita back up as Sakura hits Ashley with a clotheline. Lita then throws Sakura into the ropes. Sakura bounces back and Lita flips Sakura all the way over her back. Ashley then rolls Lita up. 1-2-kickout. Sakura gets up as Ashley climbs top rope. But Sakura runs into the ropes and makes Ashley fall on the turnbuckle. But as Sakura turns around out of no where Lita delivers a Litacanrana to Sakura. She pins, 1-2-Ashley breaks up the pin. Ashley picks Lita up and Powerbombs her into a pin. 1-2-Sakura breaks up the pin. Ashley gets up as Sakura clothelines her out of the ring. Sakura then delivers the Burning Blaze to Lita and pins. 1-2-Ashley pulls the Ref out of the ring. The Ref starts arguing at Ashley as Sakura gets up. Lita then rolls Sakura up for about 15 seconds but Ashley has the Ref distracted. Lita gets up and gets out. She then walks up to Ashley and Bitch slaps her. Ashley slaps back and there is then a Cat fight under way. The Ref tries to break it but Sakura climbs top rope and jumps off the turnbuckle onto them two to stop the cat fight. Sakura picks Ashley back up and throws her into the ring. Sakura and Ashley then deliver some punches to each other as Lits rolls back in and slaps Sakura in the face. Sakura then spears Lita and starts punching her as Ashley pulls her off. Ashley picks Sakura up and throws her out of the ring. She then turns around and hits Lita with a DVD. She pins. 1-2- Sakura breaks up pin. Sakura picks Ashley up and DDT’s her. She picks her back up and throws her into the turnbuckle. She then slams her head into the top pad on the turnbuckle. Sakura then throws Ashley out of the ring and goes after her. She throws Ashley into the guardrail and then clothelines her over the top of it. Sakura jumps over the top and hits Ashley’s head on the top of the rail. Lita then goes out and suphlex’s Ashley back over the guardrail. Sakura jumps back over and her and Lita exchange some punches. Sakura then throws Lita into the steel steps. Sakura throws Ashley back in and delivers the Burning Blaze but Lits slides back in and hits Sakura with a Twist O Fate. She then climbs top rope and decides on either Sakura or Ashley. She picks Sakura and delivers a Moonsault. She pins. 1------2------Ashley barely breaks the pin. All three women laid there knocked out. They all lay there. Sakura suddenly twitches and throws her arm over Ashley. 1------2-----KICKOUT! They all still lay there as Lita gets up. She slowly picks Sakura Blaze up and goes for another Twist O Fate but Sakura reverses and throws Lita into the ropes to deliver a Burning Blaze. She pins as Ashley gets up.1-2-Ashley breaks up the pin. Ashley picks Sakura up and goes for a clotheline but Sakura dunks and Ashley hits the Ref knocking him out instantly. Sakura throws Ashley out as Lita gets up. Lita then gives Sakura a Twist O Fate. She pins but there is no Ref to count. Ashley then rolls back in with a chair and hits Lita in the head with it. Lita is unconscious as Sakura gets up. Ashley takes a swing but Sakura dunks and gives Ashley a Super Burning Blaze on top of the chair. She wakes the Ref and pins as he counts. 1-2-3.
(The winner and New XWIWF Women’s Champion, Sakura Blaze)!
Introducing first.
A member of the Wolfpack Sting.
Introducing his opponent.
The man of three faces Mick Foley as Dude Love.
There’s the bell. Sting delivers a suphlex to Dude Love. He picks him back up and throws him into the corner. He then climbs on him and hits him in the head ten times as the fans count. Sting then throws Dude Love into the other turnbuckle across from him and delivers a Stinger Splash to Dude Love. Sting throws him back into the other corner and delivers another Stinger Splash. He throws him back and goes for another one but this time Dude Love sticks up his foot and kicks Sting in the face as he comes down. Sting falls as Dude Love starts making his legs dance as he crosses his arms on them. Fans cheer as Sting gets up and Scoop Slams Dude Love. Sting kicks Dude Love in the side until he rolls out of the ring. Sting goes out as Booker T runs down to the ring and distracts the Ref. Sting gets a chair and hits Dude Love in the head. Sting then takes out a monitor from the announce table and crushes it over Dude Love’s head. Sting is then handed a bat from a guy in the front row wearing a Sting mask. He raises the mask and there stands The Rock. The Rock turns back around and runs to the back as Sting beats Dude Love with the bat. Dude then low blows Sting and pulls out a Kendo Stick from under the ring. Dude Love then hits Sting in the side of his leg with it. Sting falls and crawls behind the announce table. Dude Love goes after him but it’s to late. Sting powerbombs Dude Love through the announce table. Sting picks up the kendo and hits Dude Love in the head a couple of times. He picks Dude Love back up and breaks the kendo in half over Dude Love’s head. Sting signals for Booker T to leave as he throws Dude Love back in and Booker T leaves. Dude Love is real weak now that he has been put through the table. Sting throws him into the rope and gives him a DDT. Sting then pins. 1-2-kickout. Sting picks Dude Love up and delivers a Scorpion Deathdrop. He doesn’t pin but he then delivers a Scorpion Deathlock. Dude Love screams in pain as Sting sits down on Foley’s back. Dude Love then starts to make his way toward the closest rope and grabs it. The Ref counts to 4 for Sting to let go but Sting pulls Dude Love back in the middle of the ring. It has been almost a minute now and Sting is still holding Dude Love in the Deathlock. Dude Love then falls unconscious as Sting pulls harder. Dude Love is bleeding from where Sting broke the kendo over his forehead. Dude Love is now out cold as The Ref starts raising his arm. He raises and drops. 1! He raises and drops. 2! He raises and drops it halfway but Dude Love then wakes up and looks around. He is still in the Deathlock. Dude Love then starts crawling toward the ropes. He is just about to make it when Sting pulls him back into the middle. It has been about three minutes now. GLASS THEN SHATTERS AND STONE COLD RUNS DOWN AND STUNS STING! Austin leaves. Dude Love and Sting lay there unconscious as the crowd is clapping and cheering. Sting then slowly gets up. He picks Dude Love up and go’s for another Scorpion Deathdrop but Dude Love elbows Sting in the ribs a couple times. Dude Love then delivers a Piledriver to Sting. He pins. 1---------2-----------3!
The Winner of the match by pinfall Dude Love.
This will be for the XWIWF United States Title.
Introducing first.
A member of the Wolfpack, coming to the ring with Trish Stratus, The Rock.
Introducing his opponent.
The Man of three faces. Mick Foley as Mankind.
There’s the bell. The Rock hits Mankind with a right hand. He whips Mankind into the ropes and goes for a clotheline but Mankind dunks and back drops The Rock. He picks The Rock up and whips him into the ropes, Mankind then hits The Rock with a hip toss. The Rock gets back up as Mankind hits him in the head a couple of times. Mankind then gives The Rock a suphlex. Mankind picks the Rock back up and throws him out of the ring. Mankind goes after The Rock but when he goes out the Rock clothelines Mankind. The Rock picks Mankind up and slams his head on the announce table a couple times. The Rock then throws Mankind into the ring steps. The Rock picks up Mankind and throws him back into the ring as Trish cheers on The Rock. The Rock then delivers a DDT to Mankind. He pins. 1-2-kickout. The Rock picks Mankind up and whips Mankind into the ropes but Mankind reverses the whip and throws the Rock to give him a kick to the gut and a back breaker. He pins. 1-2-kickout. Mankind picks the Rock up and pulls out a sock from his pants. Mankind gives The Rock a clotheline and then puts the sock on his arm. Mankind turns around and taunts to the crowd as he goes for a Mandible Claw but Trish grabs Mankinds foot and pulls. Mankind puts his attention to her as The Rock gets up. Trish lets go as The Rock delivers a Spinebuster to Mankind. The Rock then gets up and walks to Mankind’s head. The Rock then kicks Mankind’s shoulder as he takes off his elbow pad. The Rock throws the elbow pad into the crowd and then delivers a People’s Elbow. The Rock pins Mankind. 1------2-----KICKOUT! Mankind gets up and Double Arm DDT’s The Rock. He pins. 1----2----Foot on rope. Mankind picks The Rock back up and goes for another Mandible Claw but The Rock dunks and hits the RockBottom on Mankind. He gets ready to pin as the lights suddenly go out. Rollin then hits as The Undertaker rides his motorcycle down the ramp and around the ring. He parks it beside the ring as K-Shawn comes out from the crowd and hits the Rock in the head with a chair. K-Shawn then puts Mankind on top of The Rock and taps the Ref. The Ref counts. 1-----2-----The Rock puts his foot on the rope. K-Shawn distracts the Ref as Taker rolls in the ring. Taker picks The Rock up and Choke Slams him. Mankind then pins The Rock as K-Shawn pushes the Rock away to count. The Ref counts. 1------2-----3!
The winner of the match by pinfall, Mankind.
This match will be for the Vacant Television Title.
Introducing first.
A member of the NWO Black and White, Scott Hall.
Introducing his opponent.
A member of the NWO Wolfpack, Sting.
There’s the bell. Scott Hall delivers a scoop slam to Sting. Scott Hall picks Sting back up and throws him into the turnbuckle. Scott Hall then delivers a clotheline to Sting in the turnbuckle. Sting then starts hitting Scott Hall with some punches. Sting throws Scott Hall into the turnbuckle and goes for a Stinger Splash but Scott Hall moves sending Sting into the turnbuckle face first. Kevin Nash then runs down and pulls Sting out of the ring while Scott Hall starts talking to the Ref about something. Kevin Nash delivers a Sidewalk slam. Kevin Nash then bends down and starts giving Sting a round of punches. Scott Hall then takes the top pad off of one of the turnbuckles. Kevin Nash delivers a Jacknife Powerbomb to Sting and throws him back in without the Ref seeing any of it. Scott Hall then tries to hit Sting’s head on the metal part of the turnbuckle but Sting blocks and slams Scott Hall’s face on it. Sting then puts Scott Hall in a adominable stretch. The Ref asks Hall if he gives up as Kevin Nash climbs the side of the ring and distracts the ref. Kurt Angle then runs in and Angle Slams Sting. Kurt leaves as Scott Hall pins but Booker runs down and pulls the Ref out of the ring. The Ref and Booker start arguing as The Cat runs down and turns Booker T around to deliver a Feliner. The Cat leaves as The Ref gets back in. Scott Hall picks Sting back up and goes for a Outsiders Edge but Sting slides down the back and rolls Scott Hall up. 1-2-kickout. Sting then delivers a Scorpion Deathlock to Scott Hall. Scott Hall cries in pain as The Ref asks him if he gives up. The Ref ask if he taps. Scott Hall then starts doing push ups. Scott Hall then gets a boost of energy and makes his way to the rope. He is inches away from grabbing the rope when Sting pulls him back in the middle. Scott Hall falls unconscious as The Ref starts raising his arm. He lifts it, he drops. 1! He lifts, he drops. 2! He lifts, he drops it halfway as Scott Hall starts gaining conscious. Scott Hall then starts doing more push ups as he makes his way to the ropes. He is about a inch away from the rope but Sting pulls him back to the middle. Kanyon then runs down to distract the Ref as Jeff Jarrett gets in the ring and hits Sting in the head with a guitar. Sting falls unconscious as Jeff leaves. Scott Hall then covers Sting as The Ref counts. 1------2-------KICKOUT! Scott Hall picks Sting up and goes for another Outsiders Edge but Sting reverses and gives Scott Hall a Scorpion Deathdrop. He pins. 1---------2---------3!
The winner by pinfall and New XWIWF Television Champion, Sting.
Ross: Sting is the new Television Champion and with the exception of President Nichols with Kurt Angles help, this has not been the nWo’s night.
King: Yes JR, but now it’s time for the main event, and President Nichols just signed a few minutes ago that this will be a straight up 1 on 1 match because he and the nWo would like nothing more than to see two nWo Wolfpack Members beat the hell out of each other.
Ross: It also states that Nichols will announce the #1 contender to the World Title this Saturday on Nitro.
King: Well, lets get this match started.
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the World Heavyweight Title.
Introducing first...
Weighing in at 350 pounds...
Bearclaw
His opponent...
From San Antonio, Texas...
Weighing in at 234 pounds...
The World Heavyweight Champion…
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
King: They’re in the ring, and there’s the bell.
They lock up.
Shawn Michaels takes Bearclaw down with a flying clothesline.
Shawn Michaels whips Bearclaw into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels goes for a dropkick, but Bearclaw side-steps and Shawn Michaels
only hits air.
Bearclaw takes Shawn Michaels down with an Asai moonsault.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bearclaw catches Shawn Michaels in an abdominal stretch.
Shawn Michaels is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shawn Michaels is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds.
Bearclaw uses a bodyslam on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw hits a punch on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw executes a bodyslam on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw catches Shawn Michaels in an abdominal stretch.
Shawn Michaels is struggling to reach the ropes.
Bearclaw lets go after 26 seconds.
Bearclaw uses a dropkick on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw is going for the pin.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, kickout.
Bearclaw hits a bulldog on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw hits Shawn Michaels with a bodyslam.
Bearclaw goes for a dropkick, but Shawn Michaels side-steps and Bearclaw
only hits air.
Shawn Michaels whips Bearclaw into the ropes.
Bearclaw misses with an elbow.
Shawn Michaels hits an inverted atomic drop on Bearclaw.
Shawn Michaels goes for a kick to the midsection, but Bearclaw counters it with
a dragon screw.
Bearclaw uses a punch on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw hits Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw punches Shawn Michaels.
Shawn Michaels punches Bearclaw.
Bearclaw kicks Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw nails Shawn Michaels with a power bomb.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, kickout.
Bearclaw runs into the ropes.
Bearclaw goes for an Asai moonsault, but Shawn Michaels side-steps and Bearclaw
only hits air.
Shawn Michaels goes for a flying dropkick, but Bearclaw ducks out of the way.
Bearclaw punches Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw hits Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw hits Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw executes an Asai moonsault on Shawn Michaels.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Bearclaw goes for a clothesline, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a hiptoss.
Shawn Michaels is going for the pin.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, kickout.
Bearclaw nails Shawn Michaels with a punch.
Bearclaw hits Shawn Michaels with a bulldog.
Bearclaw gets an abdominal stretch on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw lets go after 12 seconds.
Bearclaw whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes, but Shawn Michaels reverses it.
Shawn Michaels executes an inverted atomic drop on Bearclaw.
Bearclaw whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Bearclaw misses with a shoulderblock.
Bearclaw misses with a clothesline.
Bearclaw goes for a clothesline, but Shawn Michaels counters it with a hiptoss.
Shawn Michaels nails Bearclaw with a flying clothesline.
Shawn Michaels throws Bearclaw out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
Shawn Michaels knocks Bearclaw into the ringsteps.
Shawn Michaels goes for a forearm smash, but Bearclaw blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Shawn Michaels goes for a clothesline, but Bearclaw counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Bearclaw reenters the ring.
Shawn Michaels follows him back in.
Bearclaw catches Shawn Michaels in an abdominal stretch.
Shawn Michaels is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Shawn Michaels reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Bearclaw executes the Jokers Wild on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw goes for the pin.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bearclaw hits Shawn Michaels with a power bomb.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Bearclaw takes Shawn Michaels down with a punch.
Bearclaw executes a punch on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw goes for a power bomb, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Shawn Michaels goes for a kneelift, but Bearclaw side-steps and Shawn Michaels
only hits air.
Bearclaw goes for a power bomb, but Shawn Michaels blocks it.
Shawn Michaels executes a hiptoss on Bearclaw.
Shawn Michaels goes for a dropkick, but Bearclaw side-steps and Shawn Michaels
only hits air.
Bearclaw whips Shawn Michaels into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels nails Bearclaw with a clothesline.
Bearclaw executes a dropkick on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw executes an Asai moonsault on Shawn Michaels.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Bearclaw nails Shawn Michaels with a dropkick.
Bearclaw uses a dropkick on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw hits a clothesline on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw uses a punch on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw executes a bodyslam on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw executes an Asai moonsault on Shawn Michaels.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bearclaw hits a bodyslam on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw goes for a bodyslam, but Shawn Michaels counters it with an elbowsmash
Shawn Michaels uses a kneelift on Bearclaw.
Shawn Michaels hits Bearclaw with a kick to the midsection.
Shawn Michaels goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Bearclaw blocks it.
Bearclaw runs into the ropes.
Shawn Michaels hits Bearclaw with a kick.
Shawn Michaels is going for the pin.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, kickout.
Shawn Michaels does a crotch chop and yells "SUCK IT!".
Shawn Michaels throws Bearclaw out of the ring.
Shawn Michaels jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
Shawn Michaels goes for a kneelift, but Bearclaw side-steps and Shawn Michaels
only hits air.
Bearclaw whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.
Bearclaw uses a clothesline on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw knocks Shawn Michaels into the ringsteps.
Bearclaw whips Shawn Michaels into the guardrail.
Bearclaw throws Shawn Michaels back into the ring.
Bearclaw executes the Jokers Wild on Shawn Michaels.
Bearclaw goes for the pin.
Charles Robinson counts: One, two, three.
(The winner and New World Champion is Bearclaw. Time of match: 0:10:13)
King: Bearclaw has won the World Title.
Ross: Bearclaw has climbed that mountain, the same mountain that Hulk Hogan, Easy-E, Adam Reeves, Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash, Iceman, Billy Gun, The Rock, Sting, and Iron Man climbed.
King: He and Shawn Michaels are hugging and Charles Robinson has raised Bearclaw’s hand in victory as Shawn Michaels hands him the XWIWF World Title.
Ross: Fans, we’re out of time, make sure you check in with us Wednesday Night.
(The show ends with Bearclaw in the ring holding the World Title up for the cheering fans as Shawn Michaels applauds him.)