Tenay: Welcome the XWIWF P-P-V tonight!
Ross: Yes, we start action off tonight with Ken Shamrock facing Al Snow!
Tenay: Yes, Shamrock is in the ring, and here comes Al Snow, Snow is talking to the head!
Ross: Yes and now Snow just laid down in the ring, but Shamrock doesn’t want it that easy, he just picked Snow up and suplexed him, and now he has the cover, 1-2-3!
(winner by pin-fall: Ken Shamrock)
Tenay: What a bizarre match, now we move on to Juventud Guerrera vs. Vampire Mage 86!
Ross: Well the word I’m getting is that Vampire Mage 86 isn’t a part of this federation anymore!
Tenay: Yes, the referee also knows that cause he called for the bell, and Juventud will get a count out win!
(winner by count out: Juventud Guerrera)
Ross: Our next match is a last man standing match between LoCo & Death Wish!
Tenay: Loco starts things off by hitting Death Wish with a 2x4, and Death Wish is down, the referee is counting 1,2,3,4 now Death Wish is getting up!
Ross: Loco is going to try again, but Death Wish side stepped him and hit him with a ddt!
Tenay: Death Wish grabs the board and nails Loco with it, the ref counts, 1,2,3,4,5,6, Loco is up!
Ross: Death Wish grabs a chair, comes back in the ring, and nails Loco in the head with it, Loco didn’t go down, Death Wish hit him again!
Tenay: Loco still didn’t go down, Death Wish nails him again with the chair, and Loco goes down!
Ross: The ref counts, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!! Death Wish wins!
(winner by knock-out: Death Wish)
Tenay: Our next match is a lumberjack match, but fans, we’ve just received word that Kane will not show up tonight, so TJ Hatch will receive the count out win!
(winner by count out: TJ Hatch)
Ross: Our next match is a triple threat match for the hardcore title!
Tenay: Our first opponent is the hardcore champion, Bam Bam Bigelow!
Ross: The second one is Al Snow, and he doesn’t have his head with him!
Tenay: Our third wrestler is Raven, who is standing in the entrance way with a mic.
Raven: Hey, you two knuckle heads, I have a better title than that, and I’m not going to chance getting hurt, so you two can kill each other for all I care! Quote the Raven nevermore!
Ross: Well Bigelow is making crude gestures at Raven, but he doesn’t see Al Snow behind him, and Snow just hit him in the head with a snow plow!
Tenay: Snow has the cover, 1-2-3!
(winner by pin-fall: Al Snow)
Ross: What about that, a new hardcore champion!
Tenay: We’ll see what it can do against this #1 contenders match in a cell!
Ross: Austin & The Undertaker are in the ring, and the cage is in place!
Tenay: Austin and The Taker lock up and the Undertaker powers Austin into a corner, and goes for a head punch, but Austin dunks under and starts to kick the Undertaker in the stomach!
Ross: Now Austin is whipping Taker to the other side, but Taker reverses it and Austin runs into the cage!
Tenay: Austin is bleeding a little, and Undertaker walks over and grabs Austin by the neck, but Austin kicks him in the stomach and stuns the Undertaker!
Ross: Austin goes for a cover, but the Undertaker kicks out before a one count!
Tenay: Here comes the Ministry, they have wire cutters!
Ross: Undertaker grabs Austin by the neck again and choke slams him!
Tenay: DDP cuts the wires in the corner of a cage and they pull the side off, Sabu & Justin Credible grab and hold Austin!
Ross: The Undertaker is slapping Austin in the face and cussing him!
Tenay: Austin starts to bulk up and he runs Sabu & Credibles heads into each other!
Ross: DDP goes for a diamond cutter, but Austin pushes him into the ropes and he bounces back into the stunner!
Tenay: Austin grabs the Undertaker who isn’t paying attention to him, and flips him around and stuns him!
Ross: The Undertaker sits straight up and Austin leaves the cage!
Tenay: Undertaker grabs the mic.
Undertaker: I told you boy that you shouldn’t mess with the my Ministry, but you didn’t listen, soon you will find out what power I truly have!
Ross: Austin is standing there staring at the Undertaker, his head is bleeding, but he just flipped the Undertaker the bird and now he is leaving the biggest crowd reaction I’ve ever heard!
(winner: No Contest)
Tenay: Now here comes the double main event, the first match being for control of the XWIWF, and the second match being for the World Heavyweight Title!
Ross: First coming to the ring, the President of the XWIWF, Kenneth Watson, he is the most athletic of the two, but I’d have to say CEO Nichols has the fan support!
Tenay: Speaking of the CEO, he is now on his way down to the ring!
Ross: The bell has sounded and the action in the ring begins!
Tenay: Nichols is looking at Watson, and Watson just slapped Nichols in the face, and Nichols just football tackled Watson the canvas!
Ross: Nichols is trying to get an arm bar submission on Watson, but Watson just poked Nichols in the eyes!
Tenay: Watson is up and just clothes lined Nichols down, and is going for a pin, 1-2-Nichols puts his foot on the rope!
Ross: Watson gets up and puts Nichols into the corner and gives him a chop, but Nichols takes it and puts Watson in the corner, and gives him two chops, he runs to the other corner, and goes running in to Watson’s corner!
Tenay: Watson pulled the referee in front of him and Nichols ran into him, and Nichols is seeing to the referee, and Watson drops a double ax handle on the back of Nichols!
Ross: There is a hooded man running from the back towards the ring!
Tenay: The hooded man gets into the ring, grabs Nichols and gives him a body slam, and bounces off the ropes and gives CEO Nichols a big leg drop!
Ross: The hooded man takes off the hood, and it is Hollywood Hogan, he puts Watson on top of Nichols and wakes the referee up!
Tenay: Watson has the cover, 1-2-3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(winner by pin-fall: President Kenneth Watson)
Ross: Well, I guess that means President Watson is in full control!
Tenay: Well, Hogan & Watson are walking this way right now, as medical help is being given to Bryan Nichols in the ring!
Watson: Get the hell out of here you two!
Ross: Are you talking to us?
Watson: No, I’m talking to your asses, of course I’m talking to you, get out of here!
Tenay: Fine guys, here have it!
Watson: Well Hollywood, they were guessing who you were up until the end!
Hogan: yeah boss, and we got them good, we got rid of the CEO, so that means the fed is ours!
Watson: Yes, so as for the former CEO, he will still have a job here, it will be a minor job, he will clean the place after the show goes off!
Hogan: Sounds great boss!
Watson: Well for our next match, Kevin Nash vs. The Rock, lets get it started!
Hogan: My money is on Nash, I don’t know but the big man always does well!
Watson: Oh what the hell, lets get to it, The Rock starts by hitting Nash in the head, and Nash is pissed off, he just kicked The Rock in the chest and knocked him down!
Hogan: Just like the way you did that loser a while ago right!
Watson: Yep, Nash picks the Rock up for the snake eyes, but the Rock slips out and pushes Nash into the corner, and grabs Nash from behind for a back suplex!
Hogan: Yeah where did good ole JR go, it would have been a savant kick to him!
Watson: Yep, The Rock is now going for that people’s elbow, he hit it, and has the cover, 1-2-kickout by Nash!
Hogan: Excuse me a second, I have to make a call!
Watson: Sure thing, he Nash, just blanked the Rock with a forearm smash, and now Nash is going for the power bomb, but the Rock pulled his legs out from under him!
Hogan: He just flipped over into a pin, 1-2-kickout by Nash!
Watson: Nash is getting up slow, but the Rock is setting him up for the Rock Bottom, go stop him Hogan!
Hogan: Let’s go guys!
Watson: Well there’s about 4 guys running to the ring with ski mask on, one is Ken Shamrock, one is Mic Foley, one is Disco Inferno, and one is Slick Ability!
Watson: The Rock just put Nash in the Rock Bottom, but Hogan is in and he just hit the Rock from behind! And now the other guys are in the ring beating on the Rock!
Watson: I think I’ll go join the fun, fans, I hope you enjoyed this because I sure did, and what the hell, I’m booking a 4 way match Tuesday, for the World Title, The Undertaker vs. Steve Austin vs. The Rock vs. Kevin Nash! See ya then!
The president walks down to the ring, where the nWo is beating on the Rock, and Kevin Nash power bombs the Rock, and here comes DX, and the nWo clears out through the crowd!
(winner by DQ: The Rock)