The Official Bob Homepage

Unanswerable FAQ:

• Who is Bob?
• What about Bob?
• Why does Bob have fish?
• Does Bob still have his Ant Colony?
• How did Bob stop his ants from taking over the world?(again)
• Where does Bob live?
• Does Bob have any friends?
• Who will win the next World Series?
• Does Bob even LIKE baseball?
• What's going on between Bob and Dorothy? (it has nothing to do with soap or bad singing!)
• Does Bob really have GREEN hair?
• Is it true that Bob was once the proud owner of the state of Minnesota?
• What ever happened to Bob's Turkey Farm??
• What's the deal with Bob and his Doritos??
• Why can't I ever be Frank??
• What's the deal with CORN NUTS?!?

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Check out my non-sensical ponderings...

And my MistorieS of Miss Pelt and other mixed-up characters...

And DON'T forget the latest news from Bob

Or Bob's and Julie's poetry

**warning: this page was created out of extreme boredom during a spare block**

Bob, this page is dedicated to you, man

Email: bobs_fish@hotmail.com