A funny Italian joke in English
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One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel , in the morning I go down to eat breakfast .
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .
She only brings me one piece .
I tell her " I wanna two pieces " .
She said " Go to the toilet " .
I tell her " You don't understand , I wanna two pieces on my plate " .
She said " You better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch " .
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch !
Later I go eat at a bigger restaurant .
The waitress brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fock .
I tell her " I wanna a fock " and she tell me " Everyone wanna fuck " .
I tell her " You don't undertsand , I wanna fock on the table " .
She said " You better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch " .
So I go back to my room in the hotel and there are no sheets on the bed .
I call the manager and tell him " I wanna a sheet " .
He tell me " Go to the toilet " .
I said " You don't understand , I wanna a sheet on my bed " .
He said " You better not shit on the bed , you sonnawabitch " .
I go Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you " .
Then I said " Piss on you too , you sonnawabitch " and gonna back to Italy !
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