Why I Hate Valentine's Day
As you all know I'm sure, the day of "Love" is fast approaching. Greeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaat. The reasoning behind my hatred of this holiday is similar to that of Christmas - the fact that it is so overblown by commercialism ("Buy this, buy that"), everyone has seem to forgotten the point. AND to add insult to injury, Valentines Day just depresses me. Seeing as I have no signifigant other now, the chances of me getting one by February 14th are slim-to-none. Not that I'm desperately looking or anything, but it would be nice to JUST ONCE have someone to cuddle up with on that one day of the year - Perhaps this hatred comes from a lack of a serious relationship, but then I remember that those are just a pain in the ass.
So the point of this page is to re-state the fact that I hate Valentine's Day - and to give those of you who dislike it as well a little something to smile about this holiday. :) Enjoy. :)
A Little Poem - Fuck Valentine's Day
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it will soon fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!
An Ode To Boys
We like them, but do they like us?
The ones we do never fuss
They never stop in and we wonder why
We stress, we bitch, we sometimes cry.
"Guys are assholes!" we always say.
Yet their stupid games we always play.
One day this, one day that.
So we turn to food which makes us fat.
Then they complain we're putting on weight
Defining to us why we never date.
They're the reason, those stupid fucks,
Making us believe college life sucks.
SCREW THEM ALL, LET'S GRAB A BEER!
We've got our friends, they're all here.
Cheers to the girls, fuck the guys.
We're sick of their shit and stupid ass lies.
We don't need them, no not us.
Good for a scam, but never to trust.
So here's what to do:
Together we stand.
We'll party it up with beers in each hand.
Alone in our beds of course it might end,
But we don't get dumped and we still have our FRIENDS!
Thanks for listening to me BITCH! *L* Head back to the Ramblings Page now! :)
