~*Rave!*~
You Know You're A Raver When . . .
- You have sleeping patterns that would kill
normal people
- You have a weekend sleep schedule of 10am
to 6pm
- You know what PLUR stands for… * & live
by it *
- You start to describe dates using parties
instead of calendar dates
- You are happy when there's a recession
because it means more empty warehouses
- You'll pay $20 for a ticket to an event that
may not happen... & you'll pay $30 for a pill
that may could be aspirin... BUT you WILL
NOT pay $2.00 for a big glass of water!
- You can't pass an empty warehouse,
church, school, big open field, barn, arena,
carpark, airplane hanger, phone booth,
nuclear power plant, etc...without getting that
far-off look in your eye and saying...'wow,
what a great site for a ...'
- You have party flyers as wallpaper / Carpet
- You’re always drinking water
- You Love NRG drinks
- You are always broke
- Your life long dream is to groove it at some
crazy rave overseas
- Your boyfriend / girlfriend is also usually a
Raver
- You've got a huge pile of dead glo Stix / glo
bracelet’s in your room and you know which
party each one is from
- When your driving your car home & you
feel like your in a video game
When hygiene is so optional at 7am you go
to the after party anyway
- You choose your clothes by texture, color,
& size
- You can fit both your legs in one leg of all
of your pants
- You have to hold up your pants when the
ground is wet
- You get the most mileage out of your shoes.
The toes & heels always curl up because
they're so worn down
- You helped Adidas through the "lean"
years
- The mere mention of a 3 digit number with
a "0" in the middle of it causes you to drool
uncontrollably
- When all of the * beeps * & * alarms *
behind the counter at McDonald's seem to
form into a catchy rhythm that you
eventually begin to dance
- You have a one track mind that goes, B00m
B00m thUmp B00m *tweet tweet* thUmp
Boom
- You start dancing in the laundry room to
the sound of your socks & jeans rolling
around
- Your house hold appliances start carrying a
funky beat
- You CAN dance; You dance everywhere &
anywhere!!!; You can be found dancing
everywhere EXCEPT the main dance floor
- You are alllllllways trying to figure the
name of that faaav rave tune
- You can stand right in front of a 5000 watt
speaker for an hour & love every minute of it
- Almost every letter of the alphabet has an
alternate meaning to you
- You class Chuppa Chupps & V pops in a
whole separate food category
- You get an evil grin every time you see
commercials for "E: the entertainment
network"
- You can keep a straight face when you tell
people "really, not that many people are on
anything... I’m serious!"
- Food, water, air, Tiger Balm... all are about
of equal importance
- You are the only people who don't have
your age calculated in months, yet still wear
and / or use pacifiers
- You know that candy flippin doesn’t mean
throwing your candy on the ground
- You carry around bags of blowpops
- You understand the art of the bathroom
conversation
- You constantly point out the trippy visuals
in everyday life
- You know how to SMILE
- You always choose "e" on multiple choice
questions
- You hug EVERYONE & give the BEST
hugz
- You spread happy vibes
- You are really good at playing "guess what
drug he is on"
- You go to sleep to the rhythm of “Phantom
Beats”
- And last but not least... You know you're a
Raver when you are more then willing to stay
awake to attend the pre-party, the party and
the after-party...oh yeah and you have to
work Saturday afternoon and Sunday .
