WWE
ECW
January 22, 2008 – Recap by Sassy
The Royal Rumble, WWE’s pay per view, is this Sunday.
Contact your cable company or go to www.wwe.com
for further details.
Recap of the match between Chavo Guerrero and CM Punk last
week in which Edge interfered and gave Chavo a chance at the ECW title this
week.
ECW is being broadcast in HD from the University of
Virginia on the Sci-Fi Channel
Ringside announcers: Joey Styles and Tazz
Ring announcer: Tony Chimel
Styles tells the audience there will be an ECW Championship
match tonight between CM Punk and Chavo Guerrero.
Over the Top Rope Challenge
The Big Red Machine Kane weighing 323 lbs.
Kane has already qualified for the Royal Rumble Match.
Vs.
The Miz from Cleveland, OH, weighing 231 lbs.
One half of the WWE Tag Team Champions
Vs.
John Morrison from Los Angeles, CA, weighing 220 lbs.
One half of the WWE Tag Team Champions
Vs.
Tommy Dreamer from Yonkers, NY, weighing 255 lbs.
Vs.
Shelton Benjamin from Orangesburg, SC, weighing 247 lbs.
Audience favorite: I’m not sure
My favorite: Kane, Tommy Dreamer and Shelton Benjamin
ELIMINATED – Tommy Dreamer by Kane
ELIMINATED – The Miz by Kane
ELIMINATED – John Morrison by Kane
ELIMINATED – Kane by Shelton Benjamin
Winner
Shelton
Benjamin
Benjamin takes the mic after the match is over and reminds
the audience how great Shelton Benjamin is in the WWE wrestling ring.
Kelly Kelly is on her way to the ring for the ECW Best Body
Contest.
Commercial break.
Back from commercial break, we see the dance off contest 2
weeks ago between Layla, Kelly and Lena, which Lena won.
If that wasn’t boring enough – this is SUPPOSED to be wrestling
isn’t it? Not only that it’s
supposed to be EXTREME!
Coach introduces the contestants
Layla
Vs.
Lena Yada
Vs.
Kelly Kelly
Winner if it matters: Kelly Kelly with Layla in second place.
Cat fight in the ring after the winner announcement, although it was only a
throw down since the girls weren’t dressed to fight.
CM Punk is in the locker room getting ready for his match.
Commercial break.
Back from commercial break.
Kofi Kingston from Jamaica, weighing 218 lbs.
Vs.
David Owens from NC, weighing 250 lbs.
Audience favorite: I have no idea
My favorite: I have no idea
This is the debut of Kofi Kingston in ECW.
I may regret saying this, but Kingston reminds me a lot of Booker T.
Winner
Kofi
Kingston
Edge is backstage with Chavo Guerrero and Vickie Guerrero
shows up because she wants to see Chavo in his championship match.
Commercial break.
Back from commercial break, promo for The Royal Rumble and
Wrestlemania XXIV.
Long promo and then a recap of the matches that will be held
at Royal Rumble.
Recap of last Friday’s Smackdown when Rey Mysterio and CM
Punk took on Edge and Chavo Guerrero. Edge got himself disqualified by using a
steel chair on Mysterio and then the Edgeheads showed up.
Armando Estrada is backstage with Edge, Vickie and Chavo. Of
course, Styles is talking over everything so if they said anything important, we
don’t know what it was.
Commercial break.
Back from commercial break, another promo for Royal Rumble.
Tazz is in the ring with Colin Delaney who has been beaten up
in every match (a total of four) at ECW. Tazz does a recap of the matches Colin
has had to date:
Shelton Benjamin
Big Daddy V
The World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry
The Big Red Machine Kane
Colin is running out of places to put bandages.
Colin Delaney
Vs.
The Great Khali
Accompanied to the ring by his interpreter, R. Singh
Audience favorite: I’m not sure
My favorite: I’m not sure
And I am really not sure about the reasoning behind these
beat down matches. Thanks to Tazz, we know it has been going on for five weeks
in a row. No other competition for Colin Delaney in the locker room – we CAN
get wrestlers from Smackdown too you know.
Winner
The Great Khali
without Colin even getting a swing at Khali.
Replay of the “match” between Colin Delaney and The Great
Khali.
Styles reminds the audience that Chavo has a championship
match tonight and that everyone on Chavo’s side is in the arena.
Recap of last week’s match between Chavo and CM Punk –
didn’t we see this when the show opened?
The Rated R Superstar Edge, WWE World Heavyweight Champion,
enters the arena. We can assume Edge is on his way to the announcer’s table
again.
Commercial break.
Back from commercial break, Edge is at the announcer’s
table complete with his own little headset so that Edge can talk about Edge
during the match.
ECW Championship Match
No Disqualification – at the last minute of course
Chavo Guerrero from El Paso, TX, weighing 215 lbs.
Challenger
Vs.
CM Punk from Chicago, IL, weighing 222 lbs.
ECW Champion
Audience favorite: CM Punk
My favorite: I like them both
It’s great that we have a Championship match on ECW,
however, it takes away from the two men in the ring when everyone is busy with
Edge outside of the ring. Not only is the Edge/Vickie Guerrero angle already
old, now WWE has seen fit to drag it through ECW as well as Smackdown. CM Punk
hits the GTS and, naturally and very much expected, Edge enters the ring and
delivers a spear. It can’t get much more dull and boring than this. Good job
WWE. This match was about as exciting as the best body contest.
Winner
Chavo Guerrero
New ECW Champion
You know who else enters the arena – Vickie and the
Edgeheads (I wish I could remember their names…I did better when they were
known as The Major Brothers).
I’m sure there will be a replay of the (yawn) ending of
this match, but I’ve already turned it off.
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