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"Bobette was impaled upon a WuJuGooGoo stick that the Native Macedonians
use in their WuGeeNooGlooLa Ritual of Fertility. She was in the country
with her husband, Johnboy, on a trip to discover his Royal Rots. However
they didn't get far, as they were taken captive by the Natives. The Natives
were only going to hold them Hostage until the King of Northern Macedonia,
Al, gave them 2 geese for Dinner. However the King did not comply with
the request, the Natives grew restless and Executed poor Bobette by throwing
her off the Highest Building in their Captial, OujiaBoardNews. However,
the Building was only 1 and 1/2 stories high, and the fall would not have
killed Bobette. But in an ironic and tragic turn of events, she was impaled
by the passing Fertility Parade. Johnboy was not availble for comment,
but those close to the family say that he is quote "devasted, absolutly
devastated" by the loss of Bobette. The DA will not comment on whether
charges will be pressed against the King of Northern Macedonian. However
this statement was released "This is a horrendous tradgedy that could have
easily been prevented. Research will show who should be brought to justice
for this crime. We have 3 suspects in custody now." The Daily-NoseBleed
has heard that the suspects are the King of Macedonia, Frank the barkeep,
and Sally Zeilgrudbar mistress to Johnboy. Stay tuned, the Daily-NB will
keep you informed."Taken from the Daily-Nosebleed on the death of Bobette,
wife of Johnboy McLugie. (son of Bob)
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