How Joe the Fishmonger and Stephan Emerald promptly became someone else. Part One
There was a time when Bob was alone and all was dark. Then Melvin came along and said "Let there be Roadies!" and it was good. Melvin created the office of roadie and the small appliances and tools that go with it. And on the 8th day, he golfed. That however is another story. These roadies were workers of miracles. They could walk on water and repair broken guitar strings with a single glance. (Not unlike that latter day messiah, superman.) And they got to play with cool electrical things. One day the old roadie, Joe the Fishmonger, came back. But he forgot to tell the 7th Deli that he changed his name to Stuy. (Pronounced:"Stew-wee") And then there was Stephan Emerald. Who had hidden his real name, and his hertiage for many moons. His real name was (drumroll please) Spotted Frog. (He was a Cherokee Princess. Or was that his grandmother? Oh well.) However he preferred to go by (drumroll please) so that is what 7th Deli began to call them. Velvetta was getting into the name changing kick and wanted to clone himself and call it Toocs. But that is another story, for another day. To be told by Zil, or her friend, Amengalhotep.
The End
4-25-00, finished 5-1-00
By: Liz. With a Z. Like Zorro.
