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THE EPIC TALE OF HOW FREDANIA CAME TO BE PART OF 7TH DELI: PART SIX!

And there stood Bob!! He was standing there with another person around the same age…but this was a person who seemed to be shrouded in mystery. Well, Fredania didn't know his name…so that was mysterious…yeah…

Anyway, they barged into the castle. (I think that you know by now that it wasn't really in the sky, so I'm not EVEN going to mention it.) The person that Fredania didn't know ran up to him and said, "Hey, Dank, my man!!! Give me five, home boy!!!" Fredania backed away. "Um. My name isn't Dank, it's Fredania. Who are you?" Just then Bob decided he was going to speak. This was half because he hadn't yet and half because his friend had run away. "That is my friend Melvin. He has the power to see into the future and he KNEW you were having a party today. So we came!!! Ha ha!!! Are you surprised?" "Yes, very" said Fredania. Just then he heard a SPLASH and an "Oh crud!!!" He and Bob ran into the kitchen portion of the castle and saw Melvin lying in a puddle of liquid.

Fredania screeched. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" Melvin looked up sheepishly. Well, for the longest time I have been attempting to teach myself to levitate beverages. I just can't get the hang of it. And you had so many…well…what's one less cup of punch, hey???" Fredania just shrugged and cleaned up the mess.

Abe and Herb came into the room at that instant with two presents in their hands. They took in the scene of Bob and Melvin and the former puddle and were taken aback!! (Now, we do not know WHO was taking them aback, and WHERE aback was, but let me just say it took them a while to return.) When they came back, they politely introduced themselves to Bob and Melvin and gave Fredania his presents. Fredania ripped open the one from Herb. It was a beautiful, shiny new SAXOPHONE!!! He held it up in joy and tried to play it. Unfortunately, the next thing Herb was gonna offer him was lessons, implying he hadn't had any yet, so the entire room covered its ears. Yes, even the various potted plants.

Fredania put away his new saxophone just in time, for Bob had that…sparkely….look in his eyes, and Fredania didn't want to cause a riot or anything. The next thing he did was to tear open Abe's gift. It was…why, it was…too good to be true!! It was….a brand new artificial palm tree. And it was all for him!!! Bob, unable to contain himself, yelled "MELVIN!! HOLD ME!!!" And tried to jump into Melvin's arms. This did not work to well, because Melvin was running up to the plant in an attempt to grab it. So Bob landed with a rather loud "thud". Melvin did grab the tree and immediately began to levitate it. However he did not get too far before its rightful owner, Fredania, grabbed it back.

"What are you going to name it?" asked Abe the queenie. "Well…um…I think I'll name it Kelly! That's a good name. Right?" "Oh, yes." Said the kingie and queenie. And so Fredania's new palm tree was named Kelly, Bob had yet another bruise on his head, Melvin yet again failed to successfully levitate something (lack of success…hence the nature of failure) and Abe and Herb felt all warm and happy because Fredania liked his gifts. But our story, it does not end here, oh no…

PART SEVEN COMING SOMEWHERE IN THE HOPEFULLY NEAR FUTURE

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