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-Don't insert the "i," unless you want Nitrogen to become Nickel -Oreos and Milk good. Potato flakes and milk not. (Unless you are making instant mashed potatos, in which case, call me, I want some) -Holding 14 CDs in one hand often leads to breakage. Or streched fingers. -Don't mess with poodles. They may look small, furry and harmless, but they're prima donnas too.. -Princess was not availble for comment. -Congratulations to Snoopy on his recent engagement to that chick who holds the football. -May you have many beautiful children. Or not. -A hungry tiger is a beautiful thing. From far away. -Sometimes, it really is best to leave well enough alone. -Plastic ants in ones bed is not a reason to scream and claw your neighbors eyes out. -Halloween is not a good time to test Auntie Kevorkian's Super-Secret Candy Recipie out. It was super secret for a reason. -If you can't identify it by smell or sight, don't taste it. -Mufasa should be cleaned only with soft cloths and water, not a brillo pad and bleach. -Reader's Digest Condensed Books: Just add water -Watch where you point that thing! -On Newton: "If it wasn't for him we wouldn't have gravity." -I'm with you there. Fishing makes you hungry. -On heating beakers: "If we get it hot enough, will it levitate?" -Old chemists don't die..they decay. -Same town, different name. -When one is balancing equations, one should not make up more possible charges for Manganese. It has enough already, thank you. -The dragon may think you taste like chicken but alligators are far more accessible. -If you are trying to save someone from themselves, don't suggest that they spend time alone in a dark room. -Don't wear duck pants in hunting season. Most dogs are easily confused and I bet you want to keep that leg, don't you? -Asheville is where you want to be. Really. -WARNING: Lollipops are dangerous and may produce spontaneous gossip. -It speaks high qualities for my volume. -Rose Al will be at Weird State. I mean. Doh! -I am Itchy Fingers -That's alot of cold.-EM (On Nitrogen boiling at -79 C) -The water's a bit basic today. -"That was really neat" "Except it didn't work." "Why didn't it?" "I don't know." -How come it never explodes? -So.....people in the back are safe? -Is it hard? -I'm Liz. With a Z. Like Zorro. 4/17/00-More to come. Maybe. 99.9% of the time, you're wrong.
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