Throughout the course of the week, I get thousands of e-mails asking if I can send messages to Johnny, when I am going back, etc. I cannot print all of them, my bandwith would not allow for such a plethora of text. Printed below are some of the more interesting ones that I have recived.

Dr. Robert Orphious writes: This is quite possibly the most inane internet site I have ever had the misfortune of reading. The thought of Johnny Moondog living in a research post on Europa is so rediculous, that it borders on being obscene. Where do you come up with this drivel? This site purposely misleads people into thinking that Europa contains life, and makes very influential scientists at NASA look like dolts. You sir, are repugnant. I vow to use all of the resorces at my disposal to have your offensive site removed from the internet, and possibly imprison you.

Editor's Note: Dr. Orphious has been a thorn in Johnny's side ever since he quit his local radio show about home repair, and started "Secrets of the Universe". I have asked the Doctor to openly debate this topic on many occasions. He has refused me each time. I hold the doctor in utter contempt, but he writes a nice letter, and thus it's appearrance on this page.

Dagg Nabbit from Hee Haw NC writes: I was looking in my telescope last night, and could have sworn that I saw Johnny's face up there in the cosmos. What chance do you think that he is sending me a signal? I have been trying to send him a message taped to my model rocket "Lil' Titan" but so far have failed to break out of Earth's awsome gravitational pull.

Dear Mr. Nabbit: I will tell the world when I am seeing Johnny next via this web site. There is no need to ask me over, and over again. As for your failed attempt at delivering a message to Johnny, all I can say is try try again! Good luck!!!

Frederic Rampletud from Spokane WA writes: Have you spent much time at that "other" Johnny site that talks about him living on top of the World at the North Pole? What about his alleged bunny? I thought that Johnny had a cow. What gives?

Well Frederic, I visited that site, and contacted it's webmaster. While he seems like a nice guy, his theory is a little far fetched. Why would Johnny pick the North Pole to live? Why would he take a bunny as a pet? It just does not add up.

Joseph Mamma from Great Falls MT. writes: I have long been a fan of Johnny and miss him very much. How is it that you got so damn lucky, and were able to visit him? Where can I sign up for a similar trip across the cosmos?

Joeseph, I don't know how I was chosen to visit Johnny. It may be that Johnny asked them (the Greys) to bring me to him. On has to remember that while he is a prisoner, he is treated quite well, and has the run of the place. As for being lucky, I don't know how lucky I was to have that anal probe.

Jack Hoff from Handlville NC writes: I found your page very interesting, however, I just can't see anyone living on a distant moon like this. I mean, where does he go to get basic supplies such as paper towels, hand lotion, eye glasses, food and drink? I mean, there isn't a grocery store up there.

You have a good point, Jack. It turns out that he brought a rather large supply craft with him, so he's stocked up for a very long time.

That is all I have time to post for now. I will soon be posting more of your letters, but only the interesting ones!