Welcome to Happy Crack

W*A*R*N*I*N*G~~~stupid, pointless quotes ahead E-mail me and ill put your stupid quote on my list

• Watch out for the weather monkies
• The pimps dont wash the hoes clothes
• God you're a hottie!! Hey, can i see you naked?
• I have a one-eyed sea slug
• Walking on the hooker side of the road
• I love Brandon!
• Quack Quack Quack
• They were smoking pot in the bathroom thats why they're late give 'em detention
• Just remember Crack kills so dont call him Crack
• I told you to take that eyebrow ring out, now i'll have to rip it out you stupid punk
• Kara~~~ you got head!!!
• Miami, we kill fewer tourists now, so come on over
• Can't sleep clowns will eat me..........
• If orange juice is orange and grape juice is purple, then why isnt apple juice red?
• It looks like he was chewing on the batteries again
• I knew i was an unwanted baby when my bath toys were a radio and a toaster
• Stop looking at me swan
• Thats where i saw the leprechan and he told me to burn things
• Latin Zucchini rocks!!!!!!~<3 Kara
• The orange and blue butterflies are back!! NOOOO!
• You cant go outside cause this is New York city and you'll get mugged
• If you should ever fall off the empire state building, just go limp. Then maybe someone will try to catch you, because, hey, free dummy
• Always remember you're unique....just like everyone else

These links are the best! Trust me

ALL about ME
Britt's Page
TheKiss.com - its this great thing!
DJ's Page
Epitaph Punk Rock Records
Half Pint~ a local band
Matt's page
Dane and Matt's page
The 99 Warped Tour
Make your own web page here

hey everyone look at me im a computer nerd!! Woo Hoo I'm working on this site so come back often I'll be adding new things I'd like to thank Bobbi for helping me with the name you're the best and I'd like to thank Tiff for most of my quotes!

My monkey has a first name its H*O*M*E*R My monkey has a second name its H*O*M*E*R