Bart's First Woodrow Letter:
"Dear Edna,
I've never answered a personal ad before, but I found
yours irresistible. My name is Woodrow, I like
holding hands and dinner by candlelight. And, oh yes,
I really hate yo-yos."
Woodrow's farewell letter:
"Dearest Edna,
I must leave you. Why, I cannot say. Where, you cannot
know. How I will get there, I haven't decided yet.
But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the
wind blow it will whisper your name...Edna. And so,
let us part with a love that will echo through the
ages.
- Woodrow"
(Bart the Lover #8F16)
