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july 2000

i learned how to mix in dolby 4.0 surround today


well well.. what to say. i dunno where to start.

two of my friends, ember & kevin, almost died this weekend. they were driving home from a rave early sunday morning after being up all night. bad idea. ember was really tired, so he decided to let kev drive. turns out that kev was just as tired, and he fell asleep at the wheel. the car flipped into a ditch. they escaped with no injurys. all i can say is that they are damn lucky to be alive.

other than that, i had a pretty uninteresting weekend. the cocksuckers at crosswinds.net deleted all of my shit, so none of the mp3s are online right now. why do people keep deleting my mp3s? fuck!

but, it's all good. i found one of the sexiest people on the net this weekend, and she even likes me (i think). now all i gotta do is convince her to move to canada. rii-ight. come to me, alea... ;)

click above to watch the 'wassup' superfriends.

i also finished the archives section, so check it out. as for the mp3 situation, i'll try and get em back online a-sap. if any of you know of any good free webhosting places, please share them with me.

sunny as a motherfukka


wow. today is looking sweet. it's a scorching 23 degrees out (that's celcius, people) and i think it's only gonna get hotter.

and on top of all this, i got the nicest email today that i've ever been sent. it was from ryan trimble & his girlfriend cindy. thanks guys!

i want to take the time here to tell all you mofoz to SIGN THE GUESTBOOK!

as for what's on the agenda tonight, we're all going down to english bay to watch the symphony of fire. that should be fun. i've always liked drinking with a large mob on the streets of vancity.

ohh, that reminds me. my horoscope fucking lied. what bullshit. i even cleaned up my house and everything. but noooo, did i get some action? fuck. what's a man gotta do?!

i'm also sure that by now you've heard of napster's reprieve. i personally think the whole issue is fucking stupid. course, i'm not some greedy recording executive, so what do i care?

speaking of recordings, you should click here to listen (in real audio) to the mixtape i've made for sara. i'm not done it yet; this is only 4 mins of the 74 i'm supposed to deliver. but it's gonna be a good one, me thinks.

click here for some nice porn.

rained all day today


the weather here in vancity is horrible. so i just stayed home all day, waiting for verto to cut my hair. and a damn fine job she did. thanks babe.

well, i'm sure by now you've all heard, but i gotta mention the latest from hollywood. jen & brad are getting married this weekend. bitch! how could she do this to me? to mark this occasion, i've decided to post some nice pictures taken of mrs. anniston-pitt, before she, y'know, got ugly. enjoy.

click here to read more about the wedding...


and napster is probably gonna get shut down this weekend if they don't get an appeal. so if you use thier service, you'd better start leeching mp3s asap. but like Matt McCambridge said, “Napster is just a browser, a basket you put the music in. There will always be other baskets”. you damn right! it's too late for the RIAA or anybody to do anything about it. below is a bunch of link's to other napster-like services.


click here to read more about napster in court...

i also want to share with you this horoscope i got today:

The Sun is in Leo and the Moon is going from Gemini into Cancer. You may want to have people over this weekend. Go ahead and fix up your place so it can happen spontaneously. Make special preparations just in case somebody special decides to stay over. You're pretty lucky, so what you've hoped for could happen.

now, i don't know about you, but what this tells me is that if i clean up my house and invite some people over, i'm gonna get laid. hey, miracles do happen, y'know..

untill next time..

cheap drinks tonight


well, it's wednesday.. and this means cheap drinks at studebakers. so, let the drinking festivities begin.

click here to view some known superheros in compromising positions.

below is an except from this email cain sent me about some useless facts that i figured you might find interesting.

From: Cain
Subject: Useless information
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000 09:36:42 -0700

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
Produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? doesn't seem fair)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to
death. (Creepy)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, geez)
(That's almost as bad as catfish)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

After reading all these, all I can say is.............Lucky Pigs...

we're finally back online


i finally got the site back up and running (somewhat). not all of the links may be functional, and if you run into any problems, email me and i'll solve what i can. the bastards at angelcities deleted all of our content because of this picture. censorship sucks. i guess it's about time i invest in some real hosting, instead of this free crap. nah, fuck paying. i'm definitely thinking about getting my own domain name, though..

it's been awhile since i've written anything; alot has happened and i don't know where to begin. i've also stayed up all night again and i'm not really in the mood for story tellin' so i think i'll stop here.

i'm going to be adding some tracks from emc and casper to the site, which can also be found at #hiphopmp3 on newnet. these guys are true canadian mcs with talent (a rare combination), and i am honored to showcase their shit on my site.

enjoy the new layout and watch for updates to the site.

the day after mcilveen's


it was a huge block party on saturday. we had couches and the bbq in the street. it was sweet. hopefully i can find someone who took some pictures and i'll post em online.

cabbage even tracked us down somehow; he was going to visit a friend who lived in the same apartment building, and he had no idea of what was going down. you should have seen the look on his face when he arrived out front! shit was that funny. like he never seen people throw a barbeque in the street before.. ha ha..

i was watching anna kournikova play tennis yesterday. i love what she has done for the sport.

we went to see scary movie tonight. it had it's moments, but all in all, not that great a movie. and i thought sixduece was supposed to be in it? i really gotta call that guy sometime..

seshbong is one lazy fucking kid


it's 4:oo in the morning now, and i'm wide awake. insomnia is a motherfucker. indeed. and what's worse, i'm outta cigs. but at least i got a sack. things could be worse.

seshbong was so fucking lazy today.. we just hung around our place all night.. it was pretty lame, but cain, who said he was going to the movie theater, came to the rescue by renting some dvds instead. we watched light it up. not too shabby; at first i thought it was some fucking homey_g flick, but it's actually not that bad. and that's pretty much it.

party at mcilveen's tonight. bring all beer and women.

click here to watch stang the jackass..

once again back is the incredible


tim the fucking toolman. that's who i was today.

i say this cause i did the "man's work" around the house today; i fixed my toilet (it was broken for like 2 weeks) and also fixed our front hall closet. actually, seshbong repaired the door, i just bought the hinge and put it up. so yeah. i am man. hear me roar..

other than that, i have nothing of importance to talk about. check out Violet's Electalux. she's pretty cute, and i thought, y'know, plug her on my site and maybe.....

heres seshbong's contribution to the site (he wrote this the other day when he was drunk):

I seshbong on JULY 4 the of day of you yankees i played a guitar riff for the first time and my 22 yr old roommate has young girls at my house what a bastard !
until tomorrow.....

feed it to 'em cain

do you actually read this shit?


well, here i am writing again. super. so, let me first start off by apologizing to mr. cain. stay away from little girls. anyways, i was supposed to be busy working on my project tonight, but the fucking studio was broken again.. stupid protools.. so we just did our other bullshit assignment and called it quits.

other than that, today was pretty dull. i watched julia roberts play with monkeys on the discovery channel. how sweet.

check out this funny cartoon about metallica and the napster thing..

bill gates can suck my balls. happy independence day, yankees.

the jackass returns


sometimes i wonder what the hell is going on. like tonight, for example. at first our day started off really shitty.. we went to some cracked-out house that cabbage was looking to rent. ohh god was it a nice piece of shit. i can't believe people rent this shit out.. i mean, are there no fucking laws? jesus (excuse me). but this shit is fucking stupid. fuck. and they wanted $1050/month for this pigeon shit... some people. anyways, so yeah, we looked at crappy houses today.. then we went for buck fourty-nine mcchickens @ mcdonalds... mmmm good eating..

i also went golfing today. fuck, what a gay game. i mean, is there a point to chasing a fucking tiny ass ball around a big ass field? shit no! but yet people play this horrible game. and they call it a sport? wtf? do they not realize they got fat asses? and what's up with some of those clothes? jeeze.. i'm liable never to leave this house again.. nah, fuck that. i gotta have another shot at kickin' seshbong's ass... gimme time..

my car got towed


well, we officially survived yet another canada day. barely.

last night was a fucking boozefest.. we took to the streets to watch the fireworks with our drinks in hand, and slightly overlooked one minor thing: the fucking police. they were quick to inform us on the laws in this country over 'public consumption of alcohol' and demonstrated this by pouring out cabbage's case of beer on the ground. talk about alcohol abuse (i was going to cry). but, move on we must, so that's what we did. at the end of the disappointment (the fireworks, i'm talking) we headed back towards aaron's only to find out some more good new - my car had been towed! motherfuckers. it seems you need some kinda neo-nazi parking pass in order to park in the visitor parking at aaron's building and he neglected to inform me of this. so, went and shelled out $8o to get it back. i didn't give willingly, though. i told the people who towed the car where to go and even plotted them a fucking map. god, i hate those cocksuckers. "here's eighty bucks for hauling my car half way across the city" fuck that. so all in all, i had a really shitty night. happy birthday canada indeed. i wonder if roth got arrested..

we did some drinking last night


yup. we proved yet again that alcohol still does the trick. and hangovers must be treated with a case of beer asap (doctor's orders). so jizyeah, we had some people over last night. cabbage, the rhyme farmer himself, came over w/his roommate and his brother. we did some drinking, played some cards, whateva. i got a phone call today from roth today, and he told me he's gonna try and make it on tv tonight by lighting the american flag on fire and running with it naked down the street. classic.

and yes people, i know half the fucking links here aren't working.. spancity keeps deleting all of my mp3s cause their a bunch of fuckin' bitches and don't know what the fuck their doing. so if any of you know of a good free webspace place that allow mp3s, please let me know. alright. my work here is done.

okay, let's get things strait first. it's been hot as a motherfucker out lately, but today was different. it was nice, but not scorching hot as previous. so, seshbong and myself took off to the liquor store when he came home from school today, and we ended up spending a total of $84.90 [this is canadian].

so let me give reason for the alcohol splurge. for you yankee's (no offense) who don't know, today is my country's independence day. that's right, people - CANADA IS 133 YEARS OLD TODAY. well, yippeefuckindooda. we all pitched in $3o each and got 42 beer [2x12+1(18)] and a 4o of rum. happy birthday canada. we're getting pissed tonight!

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