stink, you are one serious head case. i only wore that bondage shit for you sweetheart - you didn't have to come on here and tell the whole world. looks like the cat is outta the bag now...
i'm trying to get the home videos back up and running, but it's one slow fucking process... i also have a feeling that some of realaudio under the recordings section may be down as well.. but who the fuck cares? real audio sucks ass... i've fixed some pictures that had seem to gone missing in the picture albums, so feast your eyes on the candy, ladies...
i will get everything back online and running asap. until then, lick my sack.
man am i tired...fuck
I actually got a call from my work the other day, only took em 2 damn months to get their shit together. They said they wanted me to come in today for a drug test and physical. So for the first time since i got out of school in May i had to get up at 6:00.....in the fucking morning. I know, i know...you all do that on a regular basis, but man is that hard when you're used to a life of partying. So i drag my lazy ass out of bed and go in and sit around for like an hour till they finally realize i'm still there, then they tell me i have to go half way across calgary to go do my piss test. What a cluster fuck!!! Anyways, good news is that i passed the drug test (i studied enough for it) my friend that went with me didn't have quite the urine luck i had....failed. Oh well shit happens.
At least i'm getting some money tommorrow, so ouija if you're reading this.... i'll be by friday with a case.........it's not like i owe you or anything.
- reply to mr. shakez -
Im on my way over soon dude so you better put away all those kink porn mags and fucked up bondage costumes you got over there because that shit is just wrong dude. I don't wanna see any of that crap because it makes me sick everytime. everytime you drink a couple you do some really weird ass shit and it freaks me out man honestly he he. but no seriously you need to chill out on that stuff because its bringing you down man its Bring - ing you down! ha ha. But anyways I don't work tomorrow. Im gettin the hell off of this shit because you're wondering where the fuck I am right now. I'll be there in five minutes. actually if i sit here any longer it will take me less which at this point would be about four mins now. lick my asshole pervert and have a good night everyone!!!!!!!!!
2 mins from right.....now!
- reply to casey stang -
last night was very interesting - this morning was not.
after arriving to work today i came to
gone done split open country fucker.
i'll get it replaced tomorrow morning courtesy of amex.
and i said i wouldn't drink ever again.
and yeah, some of the home videos aren't currently online
i am bored. i'm at work right now, and yes.. i am bored..
and i have tommorow off.. so it looks like i'll be up to
the infamous mr. roth
when i woke up this morning.. err.. i mean afternoon,
i told myself that i was never going to drink that much
ever again. and then i realized that would be stupid.
i gotta fucking work tomorrow.. damn it..
above is a picture of the control room at the studio i work at...
Personally ouija i blame the kids.
Liquor has always helped me through the hard times,
and hard liquor has helped me through the harder ones.
i say we drink ourselves silly and forget the whole thing....
Besides, it's too hard to be mad at a guy who can
- reply to mr. shakez -
a personal apology goes out to shakez today...
i drank far too much my friend.
liqour is the enemy.
Okay so yeah you've finally done it, I'm here.. you're there..yeah uh huh! How does potato salad sound?
Hungry by chance? Word to Seshbong the homie! Mad props out to my goldfish Fishy and all his friends. That one seriously blew my fucking mind if you care for a shot. Can't remember the last time it happened?? Enough with the shit, blog on this. Badass............................................
For all you people out there reading this shit I know what you're thinking. If you don't fucking like it you can suck my phat fucking cock and surely it is... mUhAA ha ha ha.
Hope we can all get along and have a good time....
- reply to casey stang -
wow.... this is fucking historic.. the first time anyone else has
written anything on here.. and it was seshbong! right on.
well, the poll has been changed to a more useless question now..
if you've noticed the still image of our live webcam recenently, you
that's right... drewston went out and bought the fucking thing a
bacon tastes good.
What's up Everyone,
Just trying this new sheet out.
Hope to see you all in late August
- reply to Mr. SESHBONG -
for you viewing pleasure, i've decided to share with you some more moments of ours caught on tape.
check out this cheap ass music video that
and here is a little somthing that bernie
and that's all i got to say for now. fuck, i gotta change the poll... it's a little dated now.
this just in:
i've recently enhanced this site by implementing the features of blogger.
this is fucking cool. what this means is that they're is going to be (hopefully)
the reason why i think this is so fucking cool is because i am fucking sick of
so watch out for some twisted tales and other meaningless shit to be shared with you soon.
we had to switch servers yet again because of bandwidth issues. it seems the site is generating too many hits that these cheap bastards can no longer keep up.
and it looks like there aren't very many free severs left out there that don't bombard people with their fucking pop-ups and cheezy ass banners. (and the ones that don't have any are the ones that offer the least space!)
fuck, i guess we could splurge and pay for a server out of our own pockets...
yeah.. um.. fuck that.
so i've resorted back to the very first server that i started out with - otherwise known as angelfire. and they too like to shove annoying pop-ups every time a different page loads. so i've gone and blown my load in their face.
instead of subjecting you to angelfire's feeble attempt of generating their income, i've gone to the liberty of creating a script that overrides these pop-ups that automatically closes them for you. i'm a spooky internet guru...
bernie is a fucking baby killer.
yesterday when i was over at his place, he found this birds nest in the tree of his front lawn and decided he was going to utterly insane.
he took his water hose and flushed the nest outta the tree.. but in the process he found out, to his excitement, that there were little baby robins in the nest.
so what does this kind and gentle hearted fellow do?
he drowns them all to death and then beats them with the sprinkler attachment for the hose.
needless to say, his parents had a long talk with him the following morning..
i do believe that bernie's gone fucking insane. just check out this video that he made when he drinking over at ouija's place.
does anyone have a straight jacket?
i've noticed a disturbing trend that seems to be occurring more often these days than ever. it seems that every fucking actor/actress/singer/artist has to have their own fucking fashion label because they've obviously realized the limits to their talent and are looking for something to fall back on.
jennifer lopez, wu-tang, russell simmons, busta rhymes and even brad pitt have all started their own clothing line. what bothers me is that it seems anyone can start designing clothes nowadays.
the first and last days of her modeling career
what the fuck is this? who the hell in their right mind would want to wear clothing designed by delta fucking burke?? jeezus. what is the world coming to?
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