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june 2001


Thursday, June 28, 2001

posted by mr. ouija



stink, you are one serious head case. i only wore that bondage shit for you sweetheart - you didn't have to come on here and tell the whole world. looks like the cat is outta the bag now...

i'm trying to get the home videos back up and running, but it's one slow fucking process... i also have a feeling that some of realaudio under the recordings section may be down as well.. but who the fuck cares? real audio sucks ass... i've fixed some pictures that had seem to gone missing in the picture albums, so feast your eyes on the candy, ladies...

i will get everything back online and running asap. until then, lick my sack.



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Thursday, June 28, 2001

posted by mr. shakez



man am i tired...fuck

I actually got a call from my work the other day, only took em 2 damn months to get their shit together. They said they wanted me to come in today for a drug test and physical. So for the first time since i got out of school in May i had to get up at 6:00.....in the fucking morning. I know, i know...you all do that on a regular basis, but man is that hard when you're used to a life of partying. So i drag my lazy ass out of bed and go in and sit around for like an hour till they finally realize i'm still there, then they tell me i have to go half way across calgary to go do my piss test. What a cluster fuck!!! Anyways, good news is that i passed the drug test (i studied enough for it) my friend that went with me didn't have quite the urine luck i had....failed. Oh well shit happens.


At least i'm getting some money tommorrow, so ouija if you're reading this.... i'll be by friday with a case.........it's not like i owe you or anything.

Peace.


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Thursday, June 28, 2001

posted by casey stang



Im on my way over soon dude so you better put away all those kink porn mags and fucked up bondage costumes you got over there because that shit is just wrong dude. I don't wanna see any of that crap because it makes me sick everytime. everytime you drink a couple you do some really weird ass shit and it freaks me out man honestly he he. but no seriously you need to chill out on that stuff because its bringing you down man its Bring - ing you down! ha ha. But anyways I don't work tomorrow. Im gettin the hell off of this shit because you're wondering where the fuck I am right now. I'll be there in five minutes. actually if i sit here any longer it will take me less which at this point would be about four mins now. lick my asshole pervert and have a good night everyone!!!!!!!!!

2 mins from right.....now!


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Monday, June 25, 2001

posted by mr. ouija




last night was very interesting - this morning was not.

after arriving to work today i came to
find out that my tire decided to go flat.
it was beautiful.

gone done split open country fucker.

i'll get it replaced tomorrow morning courtesy of amex.

and i said i wouldn't drink ever again.

ri-ight.

and yeah, some of the home videos aren't currently online
thanks to nbci.shit.com


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Saturday, June 23, 2001

posted by mr. ouija



hmmm..

i am bored. i'm at work right now, and yes.. i am bored..
i'm working on a saturday.. and i'm bored.. and all i'm
doing is burning cds.. which isn't so bad, so i'm not
complaining. i'm just bored, that's all.

and i have tommorow off.. so it looks like i'll be up to
somthing interesting tonight... roth is in town
for a wedding, so i'll probably hook up with him later.
johnny is back for the weekend too..
so many people to see, such little to time to see them.



the infamous mr. roth


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Thursday, June 21, 2001

posted by mr. ouija



when i woke up this morning.. err.. i mean afternoon,
i told myself that i was never going to drink that much
ever again. and then i realized that would be stupid.

i gotta fucking work tomorrow.. damn it..
don't get me wrong, i love my job.. i just hate getting up
that early.. actually, what i really hate is going to bed
early. it's really hard for me to do.. i'm nocturnal.


above is a picture of the control room at the studio i work at...
i hate that fucking cow skull thing hanging there.. it's so damn
ugly and it feels like the fucking thing is always staring me down.


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Thursday, June 21, 2001

posted by mr. shakez



Personally ouija i blame the kids.
Liquor has always helped me through the hard times,
and hard liquor has helped me through the harder ones.

i say we drink ourselves silly and forget the whole thing....

Besides, it's too hard to be mad at a guy who can
drink 3 beers at once, and still look good in the elvis shades.




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Thursday, June 21, 2001

posted by mr. ouija



a personal apology goes out to shakez today...

i drank far too much my friend.

liqour is the enemy.

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Wednesday, June 20, 2001

posted by casey stang



Okay so yeah you've finally done it, I'm here.. you're there..yeah uh huh! How does potato salad sound?
Hungry by chance? Word to Seshbong the homie! Mad props out to my goldfish Fishy and all his friends. That one seriously blew my fucking mind if you care for a shot. Can't remember the last time it happened?? Enough with the shit, blog on this. Badass............................................
For all you people out there reading this shit I know what you're thinking. If you don't fucking like it you can suck my phat fucking cock and surely it is... mUhAA ha ha ha.
Hope we can all get along and have a good time....
Stang!

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Wednesday, June 20, 2001

posted by mr. ouija



wow.... this is fucking historic.. the first time anyone else has
written anything on here.. and it was seshbong! right on.


well, the poll has been changed to a more useless question now..
and i'm not posting the results from the last poll, because as you
all know, colorado won the fucking stanley cup.

if you've noticed the still image of our live webcam recenently, you
might ask yourself what the hell that is in the picture..
well, it's simply the newest edition to the bomb2k.com studios..
the stand up arcade version of street fighter 2!

that's right... drewston went out and bought the fucking thing a
few days ago and decieded he'd hide it over at my place until he
moves out... i'm not complaining.. even though the thing is ugly ass...

bacon tastes good.



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Wednesday, June 20, 2001

posted by Mr. SESHBONG



What's up Everyone,

Just trying this new sheet out.
MAD PROPS to everyone in Cowtown

Hope to see you all in late August

SESHBONG

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Wednesday, June 20, 2001

posted by mr. ouija




for you viewing pleasure, i've decided to share with you some more moments of ours caught on tape.

check out this cheap ass music video that
bernie and i made when we were shittered beyond belief. it's pretty lame..

and here is a little somthing that bernie
made especially for stang.. i was just going along with it, stinky.. haha..

and that's all i got to say for now. fuck, i gotta change the poll... it's a little dated now.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2001

posted by mr. ouija



this just in:

i've recently enhanced this site by implementing the features of blogger.

this is fucking cool. what this means is that they're is going to be (hopefully)
more posts on here by others involved with bomb2k.com.

the reason why i think this is so fucking cool is because i am fucking sick of
writing everything on this site. and stang likes to write shit all the time,
but never gets around to making any contributions to the site. so hopefully this will help.

maybe even bernie or shakez will get involved with this shit too...

so watch out for some twisted tales and other meaningless shit to be shared with you soon.

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i fucking love my job..

06/19/o1



we had to switch servers yet again because of bandwidth issues. it seems the site is generating too many hits that these cheap bastards can no longer keep up.

and it looks like there aren't very many free severs left out there that don't bombard people with their fucking pop-ups and cheezy ass banners. (and the ones that don't have any are the ones that offer the least space!)

fuck, i guess we could splurge and pay for a server out of our own pockets...

yeah.. um.. fuck that.

so i've resorted back to the very first server that i started out with - otherwise known as angelfire. and they too like to shove annoying pop-ups every time a different page loads. so i've gone and blown my load in their face.

instead of subjecting you to angelfire's feeble attempt of generating their income, i've gone to the liberty of creating a script that overrides these pop-ups that automatically closes them for you. i'm a spooky internet guru...

bernie is a fucking baby killer.

yesterday when i was over at his place, he found this birds nest in the tree of his front lawn and decided he was going to utterly insane.

he took his water hose and flushed the nest outta the tree.. but in the process he found out, to his excitement, that there were little baby robins in the nest.

so what does this kind and gentle hearted fellow do?

he drowns them all to death and then beats them with the sprinkler attachment for the hose.

needless to say, his parents had a long talk with him the following morning..

i do believe that bernie's gone fucking insane. just check out this video that he made when he drinking over at ouija's place.
does anyone have a straight jacket?



give me the fucking keys you fucking cock sucker

06/09/o1





i've noticed a disturbing trend that seems to be occurring more often these days than ever. it seems that every fucking actor/actress/singer/artist has to have their own fucking fashion label because they've obviously realized the limits to their talent and are looking for something to fall back on.

jennifer lopez, wu-tang, russell simmons, busta rhymes and even brad pitt have all started their own clothing line. what bothers me is that it seems anyone can start designing clothes nowadays.


the first and last days of her modeling career


what the fuck is this? who the hell in their right mind would want to wear clothing designed by delta fucking burke?? jeezus. what is the world coming to?

philadelphia flyers team picture