(that's supposed to be Tuborg, Dimwit...)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Turning thirty made me feel old and cranky
Now it sucks for you too!!
Big Bro!!!
PS: Thanks for being so nice to Uli!!
PS2: Buttwipe!
PS3: Click on the 'play' button below. Now!
(That's the sideways triangle
all the way to the left of the box down there) (it takes about twenty to thirty seconds after you press the button before it starts. Or maybe longer on Dad's crap computer...)