Quotes

• Samoan: "Your dog's eating my godzilla!"

• AJ: "Harry, just calm down! Now I'm serious, man to man, I love her."
  Harry: "Way wrong answer! *bang*"

• AJ: "It's all fun 'till someone gets shot in the leg!"

• Grace: "Listen Harry, AJ is my choice, my choice and not yours."
  Harry: "He's the only one your age practically Grace, it's not a choice, it's a lack of options."

• AJ: ""Well you know, being in business for yourself has its advantages... make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg... You don't got a gun on you now, do you?""

• Rockhound: "I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of the group, but do you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?"

• Harry: "One more thing, none of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever."

• Rockhound: "Wait! I know this one. This is where the coyote puts himself into a sling shot and straps on an ACME rocket."
  Harry: "Rockhound..."
  Rockhound: "No, I'm serious, things didn't work out too well for the coyote."
  Truman: "Well we have much better rockets than the coyote."

• AJ: "I'm marrying you."
  Grace: "You bet your ass you are."

• Lone Shark: "You don't look so good, you're not going to die on me are you?
  Rockhound: "Let's just say, no more than you."

• Rockhound: "I'm in town doing a little astronaut training. I'm a Mission Specialist."
  Molly Mounds: "What does that mean?"
  Rockhound: "I don't know."

• Chick Jr: " Mommy, that salesman's on TV."

• Rockhound: "Wow, look at this view of the Earth. Too bad we'll never set foot on her again."

• Rockhound: "Hey, Harry, did you know that we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't it?"

• Rockhound: "Why do I do this? Because they money's good, the scenery changes, and the let me use explosives, ok?"

• Harry: "Please, God, just a little help. That's all I ask."
  Max: "I think we're close enough that he might've heard you."

• Chick: "Harry, the clock on that nine foot nuclear weapon is ticking."

• Rockhound (sitting on the nuclear warhead):"dahdahdahdah!"
  Sharp: "Get off the nuclear warhead."
  Rockhound: "Have you seen that movie where that guy rides the warhead all the way into the..."
  Sharp: "Now."
  Rockhound: "Didn't see that one, heh? Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother."

• Sharp: "No fire, I repeat, no fire."
  Rockhound: "No fire? What does that mean?"
  Sharp: "It means we got a busted ship."
  Rockhound: "A busted ship? And I'm strapped in here!? I had a perfectly nice place picked out out there!"

• Lev: "American componants, Russian componants. All made in Taiwan!"

• AJ: "We all gotta die, right? I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world."

• Grace: "THAT'S MY FATHER UP THERE!!!"

• AJ: "You can't do this to me! It's my job!"
  Harry: "It's my turn now. You're job is to take care of my little girl."

• AJ: "Harry'll do it, I know it. He doesn't know how to fail."

• Harry: "We win, Gracie." *BOOM*

• Chick: "I never told anyone this before, but I hate flying, so it would be a shame to die now."
  Rockhound: "Easy for you to say. I borrowed one hundred grand from a lone shark and spent it all on a stripper named Molly Mounds."

• Sharp: "Miss Stamper? Col. Willie Sharp, United States Air Force. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter..... of the bravest man I've ever met."
  
  
  *I've gotten some emails telling me that my quotes aren't correct. I am trying to change them so they are all correct, but if you notice a mistake, please email me and tell me nicely, and I'll fix it.*

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