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Jokes
Here is the joke section of our website, so whatever you do DO NOT sue us if this looks and/or sounds like one of your jokes.

Joke #1
Top 10 Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree

1. Two feet tall, forty feet wide

2. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"

3. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it

4. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride

5. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it

6. Keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list

7. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it

8. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours

9. Some guy named Mujibur puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it

10. Constantly bragging about its "trunk size"