Jokes
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Joke #1
Top 10 Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree
1. Two feet tall, forty feet wide
2. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"
3. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it
4. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride
5. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it
6. Keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list
7. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it
8. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours
9. Some guy named Mujibur puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it
10. Constantly bragging about its "trunk size"