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Want an army of women beating down your door for sex? Want to be able to turn down sex on a Saturday night because you got laid 5 times on Friday? Follow La's simple tips and you too could be a Sex Icon La's tip of the week "Dont make the mistake of boning fat chicks, once youve done one the rest start swarming round you like bees to a honey pot. These chicks dont get laid often so theyll try their chances every chance they get with someone they see as a weak link, waiting till your next drought, your next moment of madness. But if you must dont make the mistake of taking one out for dinner, apart from the obvious financial damage once the rest of them hear your feeding one of their kind you'll become irresistible to every porker in town looking for a free meal." La's previous tips of the week "Man Sculpting is the ancient art of Male Pubic Hair Maintenance. Just like clipping a Bonsai tree, there is an art to it, trim it the right way and you'll have permanent lipstick stains on your member, but clip it the wrong way and your 'baby maker' will look like a sausage thats been dropped on a barbershop floor. Be like La and shave a handlebar moustache into your pubes, this gives the ladies something to grab onto while they service your man javelin and you'll be a hit at parties with your hilarious Merv Hughes impersonations." "God did not create man to be with just one woman. God wants me to spread my seed and strengthen the gene pool. Dont tie yourself down with just woman, its like a box of Cadbury roses; dont eat only the chewy old toffees when theres plenty of other kinds of sweet sweet candy in the box. Dont buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" " If you really love wanking you'll land up sculpting one massive gun. Learn to wank with both arms so youll have a massive set of finely crafted guns like me" "The trick to remaining a successful ladies man is to appear single even when your not. This way you can line new women up to be 'Plan B' or if your like La you'll get right down to 'Plan Z' "
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