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6/8/05 La today has launched his range of seamen disposal garments called 'Hard as Rocks Socks'

27/7/05 Catch La this week on the cover of 'Foops Magazine'

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Whats in La's sack ? It's fan Mail

La gets hundreds of Love letters a week, ranging from men wanting to know his secret to women wanting to give themselves to him. Here we showcase our personal favourites. Whether you want to send La a love letter or you simply want to proposition him for sex, you can send La your fan mail here

 

Fan Letter of the Month

Sender: Dimitri - Lithuiana

"Dear Sexy man, I am Dimitri, I very much want to meet you and and rub your gabuschski. I hail from Lithuiana, my hobbies include eating, vodka, bike ride, rape woman. I am Subway spokeperson in Lithuiana, much like the Jarred. So far the subs have helped me loose 2kgs during the past 300 moons, as you can see I know have very trim and sexy figure.

This site help put smile on face for first time since I shoot wife.In Lithuiana we have many wives, they work on farm. Last wife i shoot while she on tractor as she only work 22 hours in day, so i need sexy strong man who can drive tractor, you can be this man?

On Farm we grow grass to feed dog, then shoot dog, then sell at market. All dogs too skinny to shoot I sell to people looking for sexy time.

I love meet with you and try 6 inch La sausage sub, I hear it has 6 grams of fat or less.

P.S. In picture I just finish eating corpse I find in ditch, I shoot him because he was a Serb. "

 

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