Joeys, or as they
are most commonly known as Condoms, are a problem we all have to face. Right
now, the US government is making decisions about what you can or cant spoof
into and the UK is poised to lead the world’s wealthiest nations at the
Contraceptives summit next July. The contraceptive companies are getting richer
and richer, while this mass hysteria about STD's is making honest dudes trying
to get laid poorer and poorer as they spend more money on Joeys.We all know
the world is desperately under-populated and joeys are standing in the way.
The facts
A man is 60%
more likely to have a sex related injury while wearing a Joey
Last year 3000
babies worldwide choked on Joeys they found around the home
The latex that
Joeys are made from cause 300,000 vaginal infections per year
A mans sexual
pleasure is diminished 300% by wearing a Joey during sex
Last year alone
5.9 million babies were not conceived due to the use of Joeys
A man is 150%
less likely to catch an STD banging a hooker without wearing a Joey
Discarded Joeys
that have been used in anal sex spread feces related diseases
The $15 that
a man must spend on purchasing a packet fo Joeys could feed him and his family
for 2 weeks
The sea is being
polluted everyday by people flushing Joeys down the toilet. Joeys last year
alone made 120 species of sea life extinct
Last year fishermen
found 400 mermaids. These mutations have occured from fish eating Joeys that
have been disposed of down the toilet
Jesus
didnt use one so why should you?
What can I do?
Dont wear a joey
during sex, if your girlfirend objects, dump her
Wear a joey around
your wrist as a wrist band to show your support
Ostrasise friends
and family members who you know are using Joeys
Email this page
around your friends and get them in behind the campaign
So join us now and 'Make Joeys History'
Tell
a Friend about FOOPS - The Campaign to Make Joeys History
