| La News 28/8/05 Read La's new tip of the week here 28/8/05 Watch La in the wedding crashers trailer here 23/8/05 La implicated in New Zealand celebrity drug scandal here 23/8/05 Catch the first glimpse of Season 8 of 'NZPD La' here 8/8/05 Get in Behind La's new charity here 6/8/05 La today has launched his range of seamen disposal garments called 'Hard as Rocks Socks' 27/7/05Catch La this week on the cover of 'Foops Magazine' 25/7/05 Catch the new La advertising campaign here *NEW* Download the Official La Calendar here ! Purchase an authentic La Blue Tweed Suit here
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Famous La Quotes "if a woman sleeps in my bed they better expect theyre gonna get fucked" - La "You keep this up and your gonna get 2 tickets to the guns show" - La "For me picking up a hooker is as pointless as paying for air" - La "I believe the children are our future.... because in 5 - 10 years I'll be doing them" - La "Texting breaks up the continuity of a good wank" - La "Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye." - La "If I was a chick Id do me, I tried it once with a cardboard cutout.... it went sorta soggy" - La "Theres one key factor to satisfying a woman ... its being La" - La "What you doing at the bar if you ain't popping the bottles?What good is all the fame if you ain't fucking the models?" - La "Why bother cleaning it up when it'll just dry up and disappear into my sheets" - La "It won't suck itself..... if it did I sure as hell wouldnt need you" - La "Once they taste what comes outta La'a sack, they never go back" - La "For God so loved the world that he gave us his only begotten son....La " - The Bible (John 3:16) "You can thank La for 10 yrs of technological advancements in lubrication" Dave Beck CEO KY Jelly |
