Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up! ( Eric's Parody, not written by either of us, but dang, its funny as heck!)
"May i have your attention please"
"May i have your attention please"
"Will the real slim shady please shut up
"I repeat",
"Will the real slim shady please shut up,
were gonna have a problem here"
You all act like you never heard a black person before,
rimes for four, 14 minutes are up,
so i got one more,
i had to come back and now i'm worse then before,
I'll make you snore cause my tired song is boring you,
It's the return of the old way, hold on, don't try that,
you heard what he sounds like, you really gonna by that?,
and dr. dre does, to everything u idiot,
how would I sound if dre didn't lay the beats down?,
The world has had enough, eminem, sounding like a 12 year old
girl on helium,
look at him,
walking around,
trying to kiss dre's a**,
trying to impress you,
he's so sweet though,
I put christina applegate on my new cd,
cause i tried to hit on her and she rejected me,
some times i just wanna get on the stage and let loose but i can't cause i sound like a squirrel on the way to the moon,
This song gets on your nerves, this song gets on your nerves,
I know im lucky cause i got more fame then i deserve,
and that's the message that i try to give to little kids,
you can be famous and never know what talent is,
of course there gonna like me cause im like a cartoon version of ricky schorder when he was on silver spoon,
I ain't nothing but a product,
message to be bought of,
you know a year from now I won't be thought of,
But i write about dead animals and cannibles cause that will shock people and sell records,
that i hope,
so if i can be riddiculous and talentless,
i guess no one is hopeless,
look how bad this song is.
I'm the real slim shady,
yes i'm real brainy,
i talk like jan brady and never go dating,
Iknow your saying slim shady please shut up, please shut up,
I'm the real slim shady,
yes i'm real brainy,
i talk like jan brady and never go dating,
I know your saying slim shady please shut up, please shut up,
Email: batfreak747@hotmail.com
