Disgruntled , Fat, 12 Year Old (Parody of Everclear's: Volvo Driving Soccer Mom)
Nana,Nana,Nana,Nana
You know he's always been a fat kid,
He couldn't get a date to the middle school dance,
Yeah he used to be a really really really skinny kid,
and now this song will probably tick him off,
Yeah yeah, you know he's always been a fat kid,
he at 30 jelly doughnuts in one sitting,
I know he'll always be a fat kid,
and now i know that slim fast doesn't work ,
Chorus: Nana,nana
Disgruntled Fat 12 year old
You know he'll always be a fat kid,
he tried the subway diet and it only got worse,
he loves to eat the stuff his parents tell him not to,
and I think his dad carries a purse,
I know he'll always be a fat kid,
he got shunned at the middle school dance,
yeah he use to be a very skinny kid,
but now you know, he's a disgruntled, fat 12 year old,
Bridge: Where do all the fat kids go?,
when the lights go down,
I wonder where all the fat kids go,
Cause when you need one they are never around,
I think they eat their jelly doughnuts,
and reminisce on the futurt that they'll never have,
they are poor, stubborn, fat and ugly as sin,
and have parants that are poor, stubborn fat and ugly as sin,
where do all the fat kids go?,
When the lights go down?,
I wonder where all the fat kids go,
they all be come, disgruntled, fat 12 year olds.
