Dennis Wagner

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Dennis Wagner and the Verbing Nouns--a band comprised of four bright-eyed youths: John Fisher (a lively young fellow on the drums), Hao Li (a talented boy imported directly from China and forced to play violin), Kevin Brown (a strange lad merrily strumming his guitar and belting out strong lyrics) and Tyler Midkiff (a misspelled chap drafted straight off the football team and thrust into the world of music.) Critics everywhere praise the band's revolutionary approach to today's musical standards:

"A band with an original style and definite blah blah blah blah blah!"

                             - Kevin Brown of "DWTVN"

"Definitely five stars! DEFINITELY!!!! *****! Hahahaaaaa!!"

                             - Josh Corwell of "5 Stars 4 Free"

"Smashing Pumpkins is easily one of the most promising bands I've heard to date. That Billy Corgan is going places."

                             - Scott Townsend of "SmashingPumpkins.com"

"Cable theft is a serious felony. You may think you won't get caught, but we're out there. And we're cracking down."

                              - "Charter Communications"

Welcome to Wagner Online--Home of Dennis Wagner and the Verbing Nouns