Ok these are both pretty corny but here u go anyway:
(This one is a tad bit offensive to Chinese ppl, so sorry in advance!!)
How do Chinese people name their kids?
By throwing a fork down the well.
You don't get it? I didn't think you would. I will explain.
What kind of sound does a fork make when its going down the well?? Ping! Pong! Ching! Chong!
Reminds me of Dumb and Dumerer: Ching Chongity!! LMAO! WooT WooT! Wow, I have a terrible sense of humor!
Ok joke two:
What do you call an upside down blonde?
A brunette with bad breath.
LoL too funny.
Well I guess I don't have much else to say. I'm pretty boring today. Softball game tonight. I hope Kristin is ok, she's been gone to SVDP for a long time and they never are in good area's...I guess I only need to be worried if she's not back for the game!!!
Lata Calculataz!!
~*~*~Kelli~*~*~
"No one knows what its like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind Blue Eyes
And no one knows what its like
To be hated
To be faded
To only telling lies."
~Behind Blue Eyes, Limp Bizkit