This is the place to review the best of Lissie. I understand most of you will never understand any of this.. but that's your problem now isn't it? Enjoy! Lissie = KiTtEn187x Jen = ILoveNickSA311
Monday, January 20th, 2003
KiTtEn187x: guess what happened to me this morning
ILoveNickSA311: what
KiTtEn187x: i had the worst morning i felt like you
ILoveNickSA311: AHHAh what?
ILoveNickSA311: what do you mean by that?
KiTtEn187x: ok i woke up with cotton mouth so i decided to get some water....i thought i was on the side of my bed by the wall and i wasnt and i rolled completely off the bed.....
ILoveNickSA311: AHHAHAHA!!
ILoveNickSA311: ohhh i get it
KiTtEn187x: so i picked myself off the florr and went downstairs and got some pop....then i headed back upstairs...
KiTtEn187x: and just as i got to the top i slipped on my silky pants which are too long and tumbled half way down the stairs
ILoveNickSA311: AHAH!!
KiTtEn187x: and to finish off my morning i went to take a shower and foudn i had murdered someone
KiTtEn187x: so overall i wanna die
ILoveNickSA311: EW!
ILoveNickSA311: ahah that sucks.
KiTtEn187x: yes
KiTtEn187x: it does
ILoveNickSA311: well if it makes you feel any better i'm going to kill someone in 6 days or less.
KiTtEn187x: LOL
ILoveNickSA311: ahah
ILoveNickSA311: we should post this somewhere
ILoveNickSA311: ahaha
ILoveNickSA311: it's funnay
ILoveNickSA311: no one would get it
ILoveNickSA311: ahah
KiTtEn187x: haha i know
ILoveNickSA311: "to top my morning off i went to shower and found i'd murdered someone"
KiTtEn187x: lol
ILoveNickSA311: wouldn't davids name be funnier if it was 'trailofpeepee420'
ILoveNickSA311: ahha i think so
KiTtEn187x: or
KiTtEn187x: trailofdongleberries420
ILoveNickSA311: dongle
ILoveNickSA311: AHHA
KiTtEn187x: i mean dingle
KiTtEn187x: hahah
ILoveNickSA311: i like peepee
ILoveNickSA311: trail of peeners
KiTtEn187x: ew!!!
ILoveNickSA311: im going to name my new kitty poobie
KiTtEn187x: haha
KiTtEn187x: im gonna name my new doogie chones de caca
ILoveNickSA311: EW!
ILoveNickSA311: name it peener
KiTtEn187x: NO
ILoveNickSA311: ahah damn
ILoveNickSA311: peenie?
KiTtEn187x: i cant be on the prch at night saying HERE PEEENER PEENER PEENER!!
KiTtEn187x: COMON BOY!
ILoveNickSA311: AHAHAHAHHAH!!
ILoveNickSA311: i just sneezed twice and im dedicating them to you
ILoveNickSA311: and the last one i just did was for the bird mitties killed
KiTtEn187x: hahaha
KiTtEn187x: hahahah
KiTtEn187x: put that shit in the lissie files
KiTtEn187x: it should be jennifer files
ILoveNickSA311: ahahahaha!
ILoveNickSA311: that picture of me pissed
ILoveNickSA311: i wasn't pissed
ILoveNickSA311: ahahha
ILoveNickSA311: we smoked with mike that day
ILoveNickSA311: i only wore that shirt when we smoked
ILoveNickSA311: wait no
ILoveNickSA311: this was
ILoveNickSA311: 311 concert
KiTtEn187x: Would you happen to know how the emergence of antibiotic resistant bacteria is an example of microevolutionary process at work
ILoveNickSA311: yeah
ILoveNickSA311: they are evolving
ILoveNickSA311: so antibiotics aren't working anymore
KiTtEn187x: what the hell is a anitbiotic ressitant bacteria
KiTtEn187x: oooh
ILoveNickSA311: and the process is something genetic
ILoveNickSA311: it's in my notes
KiTtEn187x: so the bacteria is becomming immune to our antibiotics?
ILoveNickSA311: hold on
KiTtEn187x: k
KiTtEn187x: yeah it was the day of the concert
KiTtEn187x: and we had to go to my house for money or a camera or something
ILoveNickSA311: mutations
ILoveNickSA311: thats what it is
KiTtEn187x: ok
ILoveNickSA311: look like an alien
KiTtEn187x: who?
ILoveNickSA311: me !!
KiTtEn187x: haha oooh
KiTtEn187x: haha
KiTtEn187x: so how would you harness bacteria?
KiTtEn187x: like put it on a saddle?
ILoveNickSA311: AHAHHA
ILoveNickSA311: nerd.
ILoveNickSA311: ahahhahah
ILoveNickSA311: but thats lissie file worthy
KiTtEn187x: lol
KiTtEn187x: damn i need to be in class to get notes!
KiTtEn187x: what do they do to harness them?
KiTtEn187x: disperse your knowledge
KiTtEn187x: upon meee
ILoveNickSA311: bacteriophage
ILoveNickSA311: transformations
KiTtEn187x: i just amde a song
ILoveNickSA311: ahah sing it
ILoveNickSA311: take it away lissie
KiTtEn187x: so i learned something toooooday...that bacteriophages and transformations harness bacteria!!!
KiTtEn187x: and im smaaaarrrt
KiTtEn187x: tada
KiTtEn187x: ill sing it to you tomorrow
KiTtEn187x: haha
Thursday, April 17th, 2003
KiTtEn187x: i have a bug bite on my stomach
ILoveNickSA311: ahah
ILoveNickSA311: well .. what do you know
KiTtEn187x: i think there was a spider in my shirt!
ILoveNickSA311: it's from jumping in the poo pond
ILoveNickSA311: ew
ILoveNickSA311: from where!?
KiTtEn187x: cuz i hadnt worn that shirt in like 4 months....
ILoveNickSA311: ew
ILoveNickSA311: ahah
KiTtEn187x: and it was sitting in the laundry room for that long
KiTtEn187x: haha
KiTtEn187x: ew i feel like i have bugs all over me
ILoveNickSA311: ahah
ILoveNickSA311: great.. so there is a spider in my house now?
KiTtEn187x: ahha
KiTtEn187x: prolly
KiTtEn187x: when the movie ended i stood up and my tummy itched and i felt it and there was a bump
ILoveNickSA311: ah
KiTtEn187x: and then i changed into my pajamas and it looks like a mosquito bite
ILoveNickSA311: hm
KiTtEn187x: so i dont know what it is
KiTtEn187x: i got herpes
ILoveNickSA311: ahhh
KiTtEn187x: on my abdominal area
ILoveNickSA311: im like herpes, you may not always see me, but i'm always there
KiTtEn187x: it has spread that far
KiTtEn187x: hahahah
KiTtEn187x: i have an idea
KiTtEn187x: inspired by jackass
KiTtEn187x: but its not that dangerous
ILoveNickSA311: ahaha what?
KiTtEn187x: ok
KiTtEn187x: i say we obtain a video camera....
ILoveNickSA311: ahha my grandmas
KiTtEn187x: then we go to the skatepark and film people.....skating....
ILoveNickSA311: im NOT going on that damn trip
ILoveNickSA311: no way in hell
ILoveNickSA311: yeah lets do it
KiTtEn187x: haha then we will dress you up like dolly parton....and ask all the dudes at the park if they will go on a date with you
KiTtEn187x: hahaha
KiTtEn187x: in the blue wig
KiTtEn187x: hahahahhahah
ILoveNickSA311: ew
ILoveNickSA311: ahha
ILoveNickSA311: no way man
ILoveNickSA311: i'll dress up in a panda suit
KiTtEn187x: we can go to value village and find you a dress
ILoveNickSA311: EW!
KiTtEn187x: hahahah
ILoveNickSA311: this is lissie file worthy
KiTtEn187x: ok ok
KiTtEn187x: i have an extension off that idea
KiTtEn187x: since you dont like my first one
KiTtEn187x: what if.....
ILoveNickSA311: ahha okay
KiTtEn187x: haha lissie fies
KiTtEn187x: hahahafiles
KiTtEn187x: i cant read my green font
KiTtEn187x: on my korn background...
KiTtEn187x: ok anyways
ILoveNickSA311: hm
KiTtEn187x: what if we dressed you up as an animal....instead
ILoveNickSA311: aha okay..
KiTtEn187x: liek rented an armadillo costume
KiTtEn187x: like****
KiTtEn187x: dammit
ILoveNickSA311: armadillo?
KiTtEn187x: haha yeah
ILoveNickSA311: panda
ILoveNickSA311: i like pandas
KiTtEn187x: holiday armadillo
ILoveNickSA311: no.. why don't we both dress as pandas..
ILoveNickSA311: and roam seattle
KiTtEn187x: ok what if they dont have a panda one?
KiTtEn187x: hahahhaha
KiTtEn187x: ok
KiTtEn187x: who will tape?
ILoveNickSA311: okay.. then uh, a cat or something
ILoveNickSA311: hm.. some dude
KiTtEn187x: those things are expensive to rent
ILoveNickSA311: ahahah yeah like $100
KiTtEn187x: i still think we should dress you like some crack whore and ask people to go on a date with you then film their reactions
ILoveNickSA311: ahaha why!?
KiTtEn187x: ahah cuz!
ILoveNickSA311: that is SO not hilarious to me.
ILoveNickSA311: ahha
ILoveNickSA311: why not you?
ILoveNickSA311: now it's funny..
ILoveNickSA311: ahah
KiTtEn187x: id go up to them and be like....hey see that girl over there? yeah she wants to go on a date with you to burger king....her treat!
ILoveNickSA311: ew
ILoveNickSA311: ghetoo
KiTtEn187x: haah no i cant act the part
ILoveNickSA311: ahaha ghetto
KiTtEn187x: lol
ILoveNickSA311: i mean
KiTtEn187x: i know!
KiTtEn187x: thats the point
ILoveNickSA311: "ghettaaaaaow"
KiTtEn187x: hahah
KiTtEn187x: sheeeut
ILoveNickSA311: "eeeeeh bounca"
ILoveNickSA311: "hooeee"
KiTtEn187x: tuh! UGH!
KiTtEn187x: do do do oooooo
KiTtEn187x: do do do do do do dod od od od od do od od od
KiTtEn187x: thats the theme song
ILoveNickSA311: aha
ILoveNickSA311: what the heeell
KiTtEn187x: the banjo
KiTtEn187x: do do dooooooo
KiTtEn187x: i wanna drive a golf cart now Sunday, May 11th, 2003 KiTtEn187x: GAY GAY GAY
KiTtEn187x: as;jflk;asdjf;lkasdjflk;ajsd
KiTtEn187x: ;laksdjflak;sdjflkj
ILoveNickSA311: what
ILoveNickSA311: im trading in my car
ILoveNickSA311: for something small
KiTtEn187x: haha
KiTtEn187x: good work
ILoveNickSA311: the equivalent of what i have for something small
ILoveNickSA311: because that thing.. sucks
KiTtEn187x: haha
KiTtEn187x: well atleast it goes
ILoveNickSA311: it does.
KiTtEn187x: my advice: move out
ILoveNickSA311: I am moving out
ILoveNickSA311: i showed my mom and my dad the brochure to where i'll be living
KiTtEn187x: what did they say?
ILoveNickSA311: my dad said:
ILoveNickSA311: "you're going to need a shitpot of money to live there"
KiTtEn187x: hahaha
ILoveNickSA311: assuming i pay on my own.. idiot... it's split 3 ways der
ILoveNickSA311: and my mom said:
ILoveNickSA311: "oh those are nice."
KiTtEn187x: haha
KiTtEn187x: so your dad knows your moving out?
ILoveNickSA311: Yeah
ILoveNickSA311: Unless he's completely stupid
ILoveNickSA311: i'm reviewing all my tests
ILoveNickSA311: and im on like the 4th one..
ILoveNickSA311: aha
KiTtEn187x: blah
KiTtEn187x: im gonna call mike and give hima peice of whoop ass pie!
ILoveNickSA311: HAHAH!! why
KiTtEn187x: because!
KiTtEn187x: hes a damn bastard!
ILoveNickSA311: ahha oh i see
ILoveNickSA311: yeah a bastard okay
ILoveNickSA311: aha
KiTtEn187x: i jsut broke the computer chair
KiTtEn187x: fuckeerlkjsdfkljasdlkf
KiTtEn187x: i have grease all over my damn hands!
KiTtEn187x: dsalfk;jasd;lfkj
ILoveNickSA311: ahhahaha
KiTtEn187x: meh!
KiTtEn187x: im gonna die
ILoveNickSA311: why
KiTtEn187x: edcecededededfujytrujhytgfdfvbgfvdvghgbvfgvvvv
KiTtEn187x: thats what it looks like when i clean grease off the key board!
ILoveNickSA311: hm.. edceshasiufhs?
ILoveNickSA311: oh
ILoveNickSA311: ahah
ILoveNickSA311: allright
ILoveNickSA311: ehhehe
KiTtEn187x: HAHA
KiTtEn187x: oops
ILoveNickSA311: ...what the hell
KiTtEn187x: what?
ILoveNickSA311: nothing
ILoveNickSA311: i hate work
ILoveNickSA311: i hate studying
ILoveNickSA311: i hate stupid roads
ILoveNickSA311: and all things stupid
ILoveNickSA311: and hoes.
ILoveNickSA311: Yeah i hate hoes too.
ILoveNickSA311: no offense to any hoes out there
KiTtEn187x: hahah
KiTtEn187x: yes i feel the same way
ILoveNickSA311: so.. did you tell your madre that the play is not going to happen
KiTtEn187x: only ihate gay bastards who say they are gonna call then dont call until 3 hours after they said they were!!!
KiTtEn187x: no i havtn called yet
KiTtEn187x: but i will now
ILoveNickSA311: like Micheal Testiclites?
KiTtEn187x: YES
ILoveNickSA311: (sound it out)
ILoveNickSA311: ahah
ILoveNickSA311: it sounds funny
KiTtEn187x: something weird popped into my head when you said that
KiTtEn187x: hahah
KiTtEn187x: or typed that
ILoveNickSA311: ahha like what?
KiTtEn187x: the spanish word for testicles.....test-ti-calles
KiTtEn187x: hahahhahaha
KiTtEn187x: not really but that would be funnay
ILoveNickSA311: ahaha
ILoveNickSA311: odd
ILoveNickSA311: i got my group x cd finally
ILoveNickSA311: did i tell you that
ILoveNickSA311: yeah i did
KiTtEn187x: yeah
KiTtEn187x: ooh phone number one!....no answer
KiTtEn187x: dialing phone #2...
KiTtEn187x: phone number 2
KiTtEn187x: no answere
KiTtEn187x: well ladies and gentlemen looks like im staying home unless....they call me back
KiTtEn187x: haha
KiTtEn187x: brb
ILoveNickSA311: k
KiTtEn187x: blah
KiTtEn187x: blah
KiTtEn187x: blah
KiTtEn187x: thats all i have to say
ILoveNickSA311: hm
KiTtEn187x: im curling my hair and i look like im shirley temple
KiTtEn187x: which is not what i was shooting for
ILoveNickSA311: HAHA
ILoveNickSA311: nerd lissie
KiTtEn187x: whats your website again?
ILoveNickSA311: um
ILoveNickSA311: Jump Up & Down Cuz That's The 311 Style!
KiTtEn187x: haha good times
ILoveNickSA311: good times!
KiTtEn187x: damn those pop ups!
ILoveNickSA311: i know i know