

We sure do love our silly ol' president! Hahaha! Take this:
"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."
-GEORGE W. BUSH
(June 14 2001, speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson,
unaware that a live television camera was still rolling )
Random funny crap: 
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
—George W. Bush, in Oct.. 2000