Interviewer: Hello, Shoe.
Shoe: Hey.
Interviewer: Well um, should would we get started?
Shoe: Sure.
Interviewer: O.K. then. Tell me about this band of yours, "the Unstable".
Shoe: Well, this band is pretty much just a hardcore punk band, and that’s about it...And we kick ass.
Interviewer: What defines you as a hardcore punk band.
Shoe: Hmm. Good question. It could be that trip is incredibly good looking.
Interviewer: Probably.
Shoe: Or maybe that Smashi has a heroin addiction.
Interviewer: Oh dear, I hope he goes into treatment.
Shoe: I hope so too.
Interviewer: That may be serious.
Shoe: Or possibly we’re defined by Shoe’s good looks.
Interviewer: Well, it seems that everyone I've talked to in this band thinks the most of themselves.
Shoe: Alright fine, I’ll be humble.
Interviewer: Do you have any goals for your band?
Shoe: Yes! Many.
Interviewer: Tell me about them.
Shoe: Alright, well I hope we all get famous(of course).
Interviewer: Of course.
Shoe: And many more.
Interviewer: Do you think realistically that your band will achieve much?
Shoe: Yes, for sure.
Interviewer: Why do you think so?
Shoe: Well, I've known Trip since 4th grade, and ever since he picked up guitar he kicked ass ...Smashi...well Smashi's Smashi.
Interviewer: What do you mean by that?
Shoe: He is really good on bass...but...
Interviewer: But what?
Shoe: Well, Smashi's insanely gay.
Shoe: Anything else?
Interviewer: One more thing-Where do you think you guys will be in a year?
Shoe: Phew, seriously?
Interviewer: Yeah.
Shoe: Alright...hmm...well, if we really buckle down, I think we can get into a recording studio, lie to the government, and get on stage. Nothing better then lying to the government.
Interviewer: Well thank you very much for your time.
Shoe: Yep.