Here it is, the ONLINE ALBUM! Well, let's be honest ... these were and will always be extremely rough, slapped together with tape and glue recordings. I keep them here as a reminder of where I started and a painful reminder it is at times. Basically this stands as the demo album that never was. I've actually almost taken them down a few times, but as rough as it all sounds - it's still like a trip through time for me to hear them and for that reason I keep these little monsters caged up in the MP3 section. I am currently working on my hits collection of my most successful tunes over the last 10 years. It will feature a couple of the tracks below - re-recorded, that is) as well many of the songs I am currently playing live and a couple brand new tracks. Also of interest is my side project, a five song EP of serious songs is also coming and due about the same time.

This collection features some odd tunes that I wrote and recorded while testing my recording software. I typically don't play these tunes live, and with little chance of re-recording them, they are pretty much left as the NTB rarities. This includes tunes like: "Syncronized" -- a tribute to the Dark Side of Oz, "Creepy Obssessive" -- a tune I wrote to feature Matt's voice acting, and "In My Room" -- a improvisational songwriting experiment.
Finally, this collection features a young, untrained version of my vocals. Like a fine wine, my voice has improved with age (AND practice, practice, practice...)
Well, with all that being said ... here you go. It's yours, and it's free. Have fun.... just don't try and make a buck off of it...
the no talent bums - 'feck ewe'
'Daddy'
'Boner'
'Satan's Army'
'Princess Leia'
'Creepy Obsessive'
'Anarchy Rules'
'Makin Brown'
'Synchronized'
'Next Big Thing'
'My Happy Song'
'In My Room'
'Evelynn'