9-5-03

Since I know all of you are dying to know all the exciting details of my life---I've decided to make a list of all the funny things that have happened today. Here goes:

• Michael, Augustine, and I removed all of the freshman hallway's locker signs and relocated them. The looks on their faces were priceless.
• Kesha got her tongue stuck in her pen lid.
• Staci (the maraca-ist), Erin (the tambourine-ist), Audra (the waterbottle-ist), and I (the harmonicist) merged into the hall march and led the band down the hallway--playing our OWN version of the fight song...
• We also made a pyramid.

Song of the day: "Mexico"-Incubus

Word of the day: trumpery-- 1) Showy but worthless finery; bric-a-brac. 2)Nonsense; rubbish. 3)Deception; trickery; fraud.

Used in a sentence: Did anyone see that quinquagenarian's attempt at trumpery--when he tried to make the egg disappear by shoving it into the potted plant behind him?